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Answered: Top 10 ‘MJ-Is-Alive’ Questions

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In the Q & A that follows Michael Jackson confidante Cassandra Gretchen-Sims answers the Top 10 Michael Jackson Questions that every fan wants answered – and she does it in a format that is easy to read and respond to.

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Michael Jackson is alive and well, says close friend.

As visitors to this blog already know, when Ms. Gretchen-Sims originally offered to answer questions from MJ’s fans, she was flooded with thousands and thousands of letters, many asking the same questions repeatedly.

To help readers cut to the chase, here are 10 frequently-asked questions that we think are important to all fans based on our review of letters sent so far:

1. Is Michael REALLY alive? Cassandra says: “Yes.”

2. Why did Michael fake his death? Cassandra says: “Michael was under enormous pressure at every turn: from fans, from hangers-on, from business associates and also, sadly, from his many enemies and haters, both inside and outside the media. After 50 years, he was exhausted, weak and, as everyone knows, had turned to prescription drugs. He realized he couldn’t go on that way and needed time and space to rest and recover.

3.  Does MJ’s family know he faked his death? Cassandra says: “Michael does not want to discuss his family in public. But all fans know he is a wonderful son and a wonderful father – he would never do anything to hurt his family. If you think about that, the answer to this question will be clear to you.

4. Did Michael plan his death hoax for a long time? Cassandra: “Yes, Michael made his plans well in advance.

5. Will Michael return or stay in hiding? Cassandra says: “Michael’s intention is to come out of hiding in June 2010 and embark on a world tour that will  eventually will include every inhabited continent and many, many countries. The tour will last for years, unfolding at a pace that doesn’t exhaust Michael or threaten his health.

6. Are there 33 clues in his This Is It movie that explain why he faked his death and went into hiding? Cassandra says: “Michael says ‘yes’. Fans have already found many of the clues, and I’m just another fan. Michael won’t even give me hints! But he does say, ‘If you look you will find them.’”

7. Did Michael attend his own funeral? Cassandra says: “Not in person, but he watched it via closed circuit.”

8. Did Michael help with the production and edits of This Is It? Cassandra says: “Yes.”

9. Isn’t Michael concerned about how much sadness his death hoax has caused fans? Cassandra says: “Michael loves his fans and would never do anything to hurt them. He is aware of the sadness, but as he puts it, ‘There was no alternative. If I hadn’t done this, I really would be dead. This way, I”ll be back.’”

10.  Isn’t faking your death illegal? Isn’t Michael afraid he will get into trouble? Cassandra says: I’m not a lawyer, but I can say this – Michael is a powerful man, a wealthy man. He doesn’t behave rashly or without thinking and planning. He did what he felt he had to do. If there are consequences, legal consequences, he will deal with them with accordingly.

Note to readers: Cassandra will answer your questions going forward, but there are restrictions to the way you can ask them.

Send ONE at a time, without comment, through this blog.

Ask your questions exactly as we have presented them above. Questions that don’t follow this format will not be answered. So, help us help you: Play by the rules and EVERY question will be addressed.

DerekClontz.com back online after Internet crash – bear with us while we catch up

In Michael Jackson, derek clontz on November 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm

You haven’t seen updates at derekclontz.wordpress.com for almost a week for a very good reason – our offices are in rural Florida and Internet service – something we jokingly call “barely broadband”-  can be spotty … and we’ve been offline.

Our apologies to one and all over the snafu, particularly Michael Jackson fans who send in questions for confidante Cassandra Gretchen-Sims to answer and respond to.

We also promised last week a “condensed” Q & A that will allow fans to quickly check for answers to commonly asked questions without having to sift through thousands of comments on the blog. You will find it here: http://derekclontz.com/2009/11/10/answered-top-10-michael-jackson-question-every-fan-asks/

We appreciate your patience!

White House thinks ‘Average American’ is a pea-brained idiot

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Contrary to what you might think, the “average American” adult isn’t a married church-goer with a dog, a cat,  2.5 kids and a home in the suburbs. Instead, if you choose to believe a blistering new White House study, he or she is a:

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o Bed-hopping sex nut who does the wild thing 4.2 times a week with three different partners who may or may not include a spouse.

o Big drinker who knocks back 12 icy beers, a bottle of wine or eight stiff cocktails every day of his or her life.

o Thief who pilfers something from a friend, family member, store or the office two times a week.

o Liar who stretches truth to the breaking point 14 times a day.

o Office slave who earns just $22,000 a year.

o Debt slave who’s salted away just $100 in savings while running up his or her credit card balances to $23,000. Additional debt includes an auto loan of $242,000, a mortgage of $167,000, and a second mortgage of $100,000. The grand total? A whopping $290,000.

o Victim of at least two sexually transmitted diseases such as herpes, hepatitis C or the virus that causes genital warts.

o Pitiful daydreamer who thinks an SUV in the driveway and closet full of unused sports equipment puts him or her in league with the sports stars and adventurers they watch on TV.

o Sofa spud who blows six hours per day in front of the boob tube on weekdays, 10 hours on weekends.

o Tubbo who is 37 pounds overweight – and gaining.

o “Fair weather” Christian or Muslim who claims to be a true believer but