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Photo of Dick Cheney with a Halliburton ‘kickback’ check stuck to his shoe

In 9/11, Middle East, apocalypse, armageddon, axis of evil, big government, bush administration, campaign smear, conspiracy, dick cheney, economy, financial, gee whiz, get rich quick, halliburton, military, money, novel money-making ideas, odd, offbeat, office talk, outrageous, political corruption, politics, president bush, republican dirty tricks, republican politics, spendthrift politicians, terrorism, war, war in iraq on November 22, 2007 at 1:54 pm

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WASHINGTON’S respected Beltway Underground newspaper has found and is set to publish a bombshell photograph the White House doesn’t want you to see – Vice President Dick Cheney with a seven-figure Halliburton Co. check stuck to his expensive Italian shoe, reliable sources confirm.

And to make matters worse, the telltale picture was taken just minutes after Cheney told a Republican fund raiser that he “long ago severed ties” with the corporate giant that used to pay him millions as its CEO.

Cheney’s continuing and possibly unethical association with Halliburton became a hot topic when the firm won $18 billion dollar, “no bid” contract from the Bush administration to help rebuild war-ravaged Iraq and also supply U.S. troops with fuel and food.

Within weeks, the vice president’s old firm was caught overcharging the Pentagon for hundreds of millions of dollars worth of diesel fuel for military vehicles and rations that U.S. troops still haven’t received.

“I categorically deny having anything to do with that company, in public at least, in quite awhile,” Cheney reportedly chortled with a wink to fat cats attending the fund raiser in Washington, D.C.

As for the check stuck to his shoe, he told a reporter: “For all you know, (expletive deleted), that check is old. It could have been written long before we decided to go to war in the months leading up to 9/11.”

Beltway Underground editors declined to comment pending publication of the photograph, which is expected to appear in a “page-one special report” in mid December, insiders told me exclusively.

Report: Avenging angel twists rapist’s head off while stunned eyewitnesses watch

In Middle East, Sex, amazing feats, angels, apocalypse, armageddon, bible, bible prophecy, christian prophecy, christian thought, crime, death, end of the world, end times, gee whiz, heaven, heaven unveiled, inspirational, judgment day, life, male-female relations, men and women, men vs women, new age, offbeat, office talk, prophecy, psychology, rape, relationships, religion, satan, sex offenders, women on November 16, 2007 at 2:56 am

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DARLA CUNNINGHAM cried out for help as a drooling, leering, lust-crazed rapist grabbed her in broad daylight and ripped at her dress. But as passersby shielded their eyes and turned away from the spectacle, an angel with rippling muscles and eyes of cold steel stopped the sex creep dead in his tracks – and twisted his head off.

And while cops continue to call the case “unsolved” – and actually profess to be looking for alleged rapist Karl Schiener’s murderer – eyewitnesses, including Miss Cunningham herself, have repeatedly told the press and police what they consider to be that gospel truth: The young woman was saved by an angel from Heaven.

“If it wasn’t an angel, what was it – a space alien with wings?” Miss Cunningham, 33, asked reporters during a press conference in Jerusalem, where she was attacked just days ago. “You people don’t believe anything – even when the ‘anything’ is God.

“That man was trying to rape me or even kill me in broad daylight and all I could see was his horrible, evil face and the backs of people who turned away rather than help me.

“But God didn’t turn his back – that’s the only reason I’m here today. God’s love is stronger than any evil. And God’s angels are love.”

The hellish drama unfolded almost in the heart of Jerusalem after Miss Cunningham slipped away from a tour group to “poke around a little” on her own.

It was dusk, with shadows playing tricks, when, hard reality in the form of a 6-foot, 4-inch psychopath and convicted sex offender grabbed her from behind.

Miss Cunningham and 32 eyewitnesses agree she cried out for help.

But as some passersby turned and walked or even ran away, and others stood at a comfortable distance watching the rape progress, an angel that by all accounts was male and muscular seemed to appear out of nowhere.

A full head taller than the alleged rapist, the 7-foot angel, eyewitnesses say, lifted the man off Miss Cunningham and held him about 12 to 14 inches off the sidewalk with one hand.

For an instant that seemed like an eternity, they said, the angel stared into the suspect’s eyes. He then took his free hand and twisted the suspect’s head off “like the top of a tube of toothpaste,” said one witness.

He then dropped it to the ground before spreading his enormous gray wings and vanishing like a puff of cigarette smoke in a stiff breeze.

“My life changed in that moment and I will never be the same,” Miss Cunningham told me exclusively. “From that moment on I became a soldier for the Lord.”

Get filthy rich quick by suing yourself – it works, says expert

In courts, credit card debt, debt management, dirty tricks, ecomony, financial, gee whiz, get out of debt, get rich quick, happiness, hey, insurance, litigation, mabel, money, novel money-making ideas, odd, offbeat, office talk, outrageous, sue yourself on November 12, 2007 at 6:03 pm

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WARNING: Insurance fraud is a serious criminal offense and could result in jail time and huge fines if you are caught and convicted. If you sue anybody, even yourself, your complaint and claims must be legitimate. Consult an attorney for details.

YOU CAN get filthy rich just like the people in this world-exclusive report did by insuring yourself to the hilt – and suing your own brains out.

And it isn’t fraud, either, say experts, if you are patient enough to bide your time and let fate take its course. According to insurance-insider Meg Falken, the trick is to take out a big personal liability policy and then sit back and wait for just about anything bad to happen to you.

If nothing bad ever happens, you never cash in. If something bad does happen, however, you can get rich – big time, Falken contends.

“Insurance companies play the percentages betting you don’t get hurt and you can play the percentages betting you do get hurt,” declared Falken, a former vice president of one of America’s leading insurers and author of the forthcoming book, Sue Yourself for Fun and Profit, Profit, Profit (Hard Reality Press, $24.95), which is slated for a May 2008 release.

“But don’t get me wrong. You can’t take out a policy and then make ‘the accident’ happen. You have to be honest. You have to be patient. You have to let Nature take its course.

“The statistics show that seven out of 10 men and six out of 10 women are going to have an accident in or around the home within the next five years.

“Depending on the severity of that accident you might find yourself in a position to sue yourself for a significant sum of money. Quite frankly, virtually any injury – even a paper cut — can fetch you a five figure settlement, not because you’ve suffered any significant disability or undue hardship, but simply because it will cost the insurance company at least $40,000 to respond to your lawsuit — no matter how frivolous it might seem to be — before it ever gets to court.

“With a guaranteed expense of $40,000-plus staring them in the face, you can see why the insurance company’s attorneys might be happy to settle quickly for $30,000 to $35,000 and save $5,000 or more from the get-go.

“Even if your suit has little or no merit, the insurance company still comes out ahead.

“More serious injuries — such as slipping on a roller skate and breaking a hip or bumping concussion-hard into a closed door — can catapult you into the six-figure range or even the million-dollar range,” she added.

“Sleazy? Some people, especially insurance executives, think it is. But what are the insurance companies doing to you? Playing fair — or robbing you blind?

“If you don’t know the answer to that question, I’ll help you out: They’re robbing you blind.”

Falken’s book features a dozen real-life scenarios that show how ordinary men, women and children became instant millionaires by suing themselves for injuries they sustained through nobody’s fault but their own – in the privacy of their homes!

Here’s a sample:

o Tommy Morehaven, 12, slipped and fell, breaking his arm and knee, while attempting to negotiate his skateboard down a long flight of hardwood stairs in his family’s three-story home in Buffalo.

The young man retained an attorney and eventually settled with his family’s insurance company for $275,000.

o Rebecca Hailye, 43, took out $1 million liability policy in March 1998 and just three months later, in June, sued herself for the full amount after she slipped on the kitchen floor she was waxing and cut her face on a the edge of her stove.

Rather than engage in a lengthy court trial, her insurance company settled with her for $290,000 just four months after that — in October.

o Retired short-order cook Jack LeMeaute, 67, of Sacramento, contracted incurable Hepatitis C after using his wife’s toothbrush prior to her death in 1998 and sued himself for $5 million.

The terms of his settlement with his insurance company remain secret — but the Rolls Royce and 26-room mansion he purchased just weeks later strongly indicate a payoff of at least $1 million, Falken contends.

o Alicia Meester, 24, poisoned herself with partially-cooked hamburger meat and spent three agonizing days in a hospital undergoing treatment for a roaring headache, stomach pains and dehydration.

In legal papers filed on her behalf, Meester’s own lawyer described her as having been “grossly negligent” — but that didn’t keep her insurance company from making good on its promise to protect her from accident or injury — even one that she caused herself.

“Until I poisoned myself I had never experienced pain so terrible,” she told Falken. “Of course, I had never seen a $150,000 check with my name on it, either.”