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JESUS was just a twinkle in the Good Lord’s eye when Satan is alleged to have hatched his most devious plot against humanity ever.
The Devil, says a controversial theologian, switched the names of Heaven and Hell in ancient texts that worried holy men now fear has resulted in “faulty prayer” that may have sent over one billion devout Christians to their eternal torment in HEAVEN – while the unbelieving wicked bask in unending happiness in HELL.
“The Devil clearly did this to confuse us,” Father Thomas O’Doyle, who claims to have learned the awful truth when God guided him to a cache of previously undiscovered scrolls in a Dead Sea cave that confirmed the diabolical word-switch.
“And what we now know is this: the real name of Hell is Heaven. And the real name of Heaven is Hell.”
“But after Satan made the change in scrolls that later circulated among radical Jews who were laying the foundations for Christianity years before the Messiah was even born, the die was cast.
“The error was repeated by word of mouth. It was restated, too, in scrolls and texts that included what the prophets believed to be the ‘new and inspired Word of God’ along with a rehash of facts and figures Read the rest of this entry »
