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Archive for May, 2008

On Sunday: U.S. Evangelist raises the dead – is HE the New Messiah?

In Can this be true?, Christian Ammo, Christian Soldiers, Jesus Saves, Satan's corner, The Debbil, The Devil, amazing feats, bible, bible prophecy, born again Christian, christian prophecy, christian thought, end times, gee whiz, healing miracle, hey, inspirational, jesus back on earth, jesus christ, life, medical miracle, messiah back on earth, near death experiences, near-death experience, odd, offbeat, office talk, religion, stir fry, straight poop, trivia, wild world on May 30, 2008 at 5:23 pm

Hundreds of seemingly rock-solid middle and upper middle class Americans claim to have seen a Texas evangelist invoke the power of God Almighty to raise a 6-year-old child from a coffin two days after she fell off a backyard sliding board and snapped her neck, as one emergency room nurse put it, “like a twig.”

And not only did the preacher bring the child back to life, the little girl is said to be walking, talking and in perfect health. One of her doctors is on record as saying that she has seen the child’s most recent CAT and MRI scans “and can’t find evidence of any trauma whatsoever – it’s as if her neck had never been broken.”  This is the same doctor that pronounced the child dead at the hospital 46 hours before the evangelist brought her back to life.

Now people are hailing the evangelist as the New Messiah. Is he? Read our story at derekclontz.com on Sunday and decide for yourself.

Wax dummy buried in JFK’s tomb: Eyes-only CIA report rocks Bush administration

In Camelot President, Can this be true?, Conspiracies & Coverups, JFK, Kennedy Family Curse, Kennedys, Satan's corner, Secrets the United Nations doesn't want you to know, That's Politics, The Debbil, afterlife, amazing feats, ancient history, big government, bush administration, conspiracy, death, derek clontz, fringe theory, gee whiz, human behavior, inspirational, odd, offbeat, office talk, outrageous, politics, president bush, secrets the united nationsl doesn't want you to know, stir fry, straight poop, trivia, wild world on May 27, 2008 at 5:26 pm

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Millions of people think John F. Kennedy is dead and buried but nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, the former U.S. president faked his death in Dallas in 1963 and with the help of Kennedy family operatives and key government officials, arranged for a wax dummy to be buried in his place.

That’s the mind-blowing claim of author and Kennedy historian Dr. Philip-Michael Kent, who says that JFK not only masterminded “the most elaborate political hoax ever”, he might still be alive today, preparing to celebrate his 91st birthday on May 29.
 
“This isn’t fantasy, this is the fact – and I have the testimony and photograph to prove it,” the London- based expert told me exclusively. “JFK is no more dead than I am.
 
“He is alive and well at the age of 91, and the proof of it -  a wax … FULL STORY at derekclontz.com

Ask The Herb Guy: Echinacea – or goldenseal – for super immunity?

In Health, Lyme disease, alternative health, cat's claw, complementary health, deadly virus, derek clontz, down on the farm, eating for health, echinacea, fitness, folk remedies, goldenseal, healing miracle, health and fitness, healthy eating, healthy foods, herbal remedies, herbal therapies, herbs for lyme disease, hey, home remedies, medicinal herbs, office talk, samento, stir fry, straight poop, trivia on May 24, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Help me win a bet with my husband – tell me how echinacea stacks up with goldenseal root

Dear Derek, My husband and I are arguing over the best herb for a chronically weakened immune system. I say echinacea root because my mother used it and my grandmother used it and I never recall ever seeing them get a cold or the flu. He says goldenseal root is farm more powerful – and really is an all natural antibiotic and good for immunity. What do  you think?

herb-guy-banner.jpg I know you have a lot of experience, so your opinion – my husband and I have agreed – is one we will accept as the gospel truth.

That’s important because (not to put any pressure on you!) there is a steak dinner and night on the town riding on this. So, who’s right? - M.M. in Newberry

Dear M.M., Echinacea is a terrific herb best taken when you feel yourself coming down with a cold or flu to help ward off one of the secondary infections, such as bronchitis, that can keep you under the weather for weeks or months instead of the few days it should take for a cold or flu to run its course.

There is disagreement, of course, but unless extraordinary circumstances are in play, echinacea should be taken in short spurts of seven to 10 days on and seven days off for optimal effect and safety, as heavy uninterrupted therapy can come back to “bite” you, causing reduced immunity and increased susceptibility to infection and a diminished immune state.

The same is true of Goldenseal (or it’s kissing cousins, Oregon Grape Root and Barberry, all three of which contain the alkaloid and active ingredient, berberine). 

Now, to finally address and answer your question, you guys are going to have to go “Dutch” on that dinner and date – because when it comes to herbs to strengthen a weakened immune system, astragalus, maitake mushroom, pau d’arco, panax ginseng, American ginseng and even eleuthero would be better choices, generally speaking and over the long haul, than echinacea or goldenseal. But even those powerhouse botanicals aren’t my top choice.

Cat’s claw - aka una de gato, botanical name uncaria tomentosa – is. My experience with over 20,000 users dating back to 1993 confirms that, for me, cat’s claw is the closest thing to a biblical panacea in nature.

I’ve taken it daily for 16 years. And I like and respect it so much that I even created a special blending of full-spectrum inner bark powder and a 3% guaranteed-potency extract to duplicate batch-to-batch and bottle-to-bottle (in the manufacturing process) the most potent, alkaloid-rich cat’s claw that nature produced on her own.

That cat’s claw was imported into the U.S. in 1996-97 after a once-in-a-lifetime growing season and averaged 1.1% alkaloid content compared to the average .3% to .5% alkaloid content. 

A peculiar extract of cat’s claw that contains only pentacyclic alkaloids as opposed the pentacyclic and tetracyclic alkaloids that appear in other cat’s claw products also is a popular choice. Both varieties are used effectively and happily by large numbers of people. Choose based on cost and convenience.

Questions about herbal therapies for Lyme? Feel free to ask. Since 2002, I’ve interviewed over 6,000 Lyme patients through my work with herbs and as the founder-by-default of an unofficial crisis line that is dialed by people from the four corners of the globe -every week (an my phone bill, it’s true, would blow you away!)

Indirectly, 8,000 more Lyme patients, that’s a total of 12,000, have come to me for information an advice. That means I’ve got lots of feedback and experience to share with anyone who needs it.

 Enjoy your week!

D

End times hall of shame: Man rakes in $200Gs selling tickets to the Rapture

In 5 minutes of fame, Blogroll, Can this be true?, Christian Ammo, Christian Soldiers, End of Days, Evil, Satan's corner, Sinners Exposed, The Debbil, The Devil, afterlife, apocalypse, armageddon, atheists, bible, bible prophecy, born again Christian, christian prophecy, christian thought, crime, death, derek clontz, dirty tricks, end of the world, end times, gee whiz, get rich quick, heaven, hey, human behavior, judgment day, life after death, life's lessons, mabel, money, odd, offbeat, office talk, outrageous, religion, sacrilege, stir fry, straight poop, true crime, what will they think of next, wild world on May 15, 2008 at 2:02 pm

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Shifty Alfredo Mendes hauled in a whopping $200,000 selling tickets to the Bible’s rapture!

Cops say the twice-convicted con man shamelessly published newspaper ads claiming true believers would be lifted directly into Heaven alive from an unspecified location west of the city.

For $100, he promised to reveal the location – and 2,000 true believers, most of them dirt poor, scraped up the cash and sent in the fee.

“If there ever really is a Rapture, I know one place Mendes isn’t going – and that’s … FULL STORY at derekclontz.com

Jungle plant for every health challenge? DOCTOR’S REPORT

In Blogroll, Can this be true?, Health, Lyme disease, Tell Mama, book reviews, books, cancer miracle, chronic fatigue, crohn's disease, eating for health, fibromyalgia, fitness, folk remedies, gee whiz, healing miracle, health and fitness, healthy eating, healthy foods, herbal therapies, herbs for lyme disease, hey, home remedies, inspirational, lyme disease facts, medical miracle, new books, office talk, rain forest herbs, samento, stir fry, straight poop, trivia on May 14, 2008 at 8:46 pm

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One of the most powerfully medicinal herbs in nature is available everywhere and it costs just pennies a day to use it. This extract of the Peruvian rain forest herb Una de Gato not only supercharges the immune system while increasing energy and lifting depression, say experts, it kills harmful bacteria, fungi and parasites and fights illnesses that are wrecking the lives of millions under names like:
- Lyme disease,

- lupus,

- multiple sclerosis,

- chronic fatigue,

- fibromyalgia,

- rheumatoid arthritis,

- Parkinson’s disease,

- autism and many, many others.

According to Dr. Philippe Trudeau, author of the watershed book, Rain Forest Panaceas – New Look at Ancient Medicines, the extract is in wide use by men and women with Lyme disease, cancers, and viral illnesses that include Epstein Barr and HIV-AIDS. But the herb’s broader applications are, he says, “seemingly never ending.”

In the Amazon jungle where the vine from which the herb is derived grows abundantly in the wild, the plant is a traditional remedy for:

- allergies,

- rheumatoid arthritis and osteoarthritis,

- asthma,

- stomach and colon problems,

- circulatory insufficiency,

- mood difficulties,

- stomach pain – including ulcers,

- neuralgia,

- leaky bowel syndrome,

- gastritis,

- hemorrhoids,

- heart disease,

- low sex drive,

- benign prostate enlargement,

- bladder and yeast problems and infections of all kinds.

It is said to stop colds and flu in their tracks.

It also is known as a potent antioxidant that neutralizes cancer-causing free radicals in the body, arresting the prime cause of premature aging.

Dr. Trudeau isn’t the only medical professional talking about Una de Gato, an herb that has been enormously popular not just in the jungle and other primitive areas of South America, but worldwide – especially in the United States, Europe and Japan – since the early 1990s.

Documented, serious research in Japan, Italy, Germany, France, Brazil, Peru, Ecuador as well as the U.S. confirms that the herb in any form – a simple powder sold as “Cat’s Claw” can be beneficial in the treatment of:

- cancers,

- chronic fatigue,

- arthritis,

- bursitis,

- herpes,

- allergies,

- ulcers,

- PMS,

- symptoms of menopause,

- blood sugar imbalances including diabetes, hyperglycemia and hypoglycemia,

- irregularities of the menstrual cycle,

- intestinal parasites and other intestinal disorders.

The herb has helped patients suffering from constipation and a range of stomach and bowel disorders, including Crohn’s disease and diverticulitis.

Una de Gato has demonstrated a particular and surprising potency against the Borrellia burgdorferi bacteria that cause Lyme disease, “making it the clear choice for people who are recovering from Lyme,” Dr. Trudeau says in his book, noting that growing numbers of men and women diagnosed with Morgellon’s Disease are finding it “very helpful” as well.

“It is an immune system supporter and systemic anti-inflammatory of the first magnitude,” he continues. “As all illness can be considered an inflammatory process, the usefulness of this herb is obvious.”

Trudeau’s interviews with over 200 patients and doctors who use cat’s claw personally or in their practices indicate that it is in broad use, too, as a “tonic herb,” one used like and “herbal vitamin” to keep healthy people from getting sick.

“Not all medical professionals have an open mind about herbal preparations, but I found in my interviews that cat’s claw is helping to change that, mainly because doctors are seeing the results their patients get from using it,” says the expert.

“One former skeptic who saw a dramatic improvement in a chronic Lyme patient called it ‘a biblical panacea.’ That’s in keeping with the common belief that for every illness, there is a God-given plant to cure it.

“I’ve heard more than one person say una de gato is that plant.”

8 fun bets you CAN’T lose – just in time for the 2nd Great Depression

In Blogroll, Can this be true?, Live Rich, Satan's corner, The Devil, amazing feats, blue collar, debt management, economy, financial, friendship, gay windfall, gee whiz, get out of debt, get out of debt fast, get rich during the depression, get rich quick, good luck, hey, human behavior, life, life's lessons, mabel, money, odd, offbeat, office talk, outrageous, paradise on earth, second great depression, secrets the united nationsl doesn't want you to know, stir fry, straight poop, sure bets, survivalists, trivia, vegas gambling secrets, wild world on May 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm

BET a pal he can’t stand with his right shoulder and right leg against a wall and lift his left leg for three seconds. Go ahead, try it yourself. It’s impossible to lift your left leg for one second, much less three!

bushpic.jpgNow, pour 4 ounces of water in SMALL tumbler and bet someone he can’t drink the whole glass full in three gulps.

How do you win? Well, he can’t drink it full of water, but he can drink it empty or dry. Ka-ching! You win again!

These are just two of the wild and wacky wagers fun-loving guys and gals rely on to liven up parties and get-togethers or even win a buck or two from their know-it-all co-workers and friends.

Here are six more for a total of eight:

1. Bet you can remain under water for five minutes with scuba gear or an air tank. How can you win? Balance a … for all the fun bets, read the FULL STORY at derekclontz.com

Yikes! You’ll never guess what we found in Hillary Clinton’s trash

In Blogroll, Can this be true?, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Race, Satan's corner, Sex, behavior modification, bill clinton, blue collar, celebrities, derek clontz, dumpster diving, gee whiz, hey, human behavior, inspirational, life, mabel, male-female relations, marriage, men and women, men vs women, odd, offbeat, office talk, outrageous, relationships, sex and politics, stir fry, straight poop, trivia, whistleblower, wild world, women on May 13, 2008 at 2:55 pm

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Sen. Hillary Clinton and husband Bill are among the most powerful people on the planet, but they still pull their pants on one leg at a time like everyday folks – and the items my reporters gleaned from their trash during an unprecedented 12-month investigation proves it.

Things like:

o Beanie Weenies – 173 peel-top, spoon-scraped, heat ‘n’ eat cans’ worth in Sen. Clinton’s bedroom trash alone.

o 623 pairs of “ultra queen” panty hose. Tellingly, each and every pair had failed what industry experts call “the stretch test” in those “hyper-critical thigh and buttocks zones.”

o A partially gift-wrapped box of 18 exploding cigars (out of 24) that featured poorly-drawn but recognizable likenesses of Monica Lewinski on their wrappers.

o A Buns of Steel videotape, its plastic housing cracked and punctured as if someone had jabbed it with a fire-poker or stomped it repeatedly with a high-heel shoe.

o Empty tubes and bottles of Preparation H, Binaca breath freshener and at least three different herbal formulas that are widely used to improve memory, boost male “vitality” and wipe out symptoms of menopause or PMS.

o A “Psychic Hotline” membership card signed by Mrs. Clinton.

o Chinese “seaweed-diet-soap” wrappers – dozens of them.

o A congratulatory letter and fake “check” from Publisher’s Clearinghouse announcing Bill “Clanton’s” apparent sweepstakes victory. Curiously, the bogus check was endorsed.

o Five unopened letters from Clinton’s brother, Roger; a cancer patient in Utah; a Cub Scout troop in upstate New York; a homeless family in West Virginia; and former vice president Al Gore.

o Two unopened containers of imported HOMBRE! “love” oil inside a box marked, “Hill – let me know when you want to try this.”

o A bizarre, 4-pound paperweight that when held up to light and tilted side-to-side interchanges photographs of alleged Bill Clinton-lover Paula Jones before and after she got her nose job.

o An anatomically-correct male voodoo doll complete with strategically-placed, 7-inch hatpin.

o Scrap paper marked with a series of numbers that, when added, either by coincidence or design, give you Miss Lewinski’s current telephone number.

o A partially-shredded but shockingly candid note on Bill Clinton’s personal stationery observing that “somebody hit (Senator and presidential candidate Barack) Obama with an ugly stick.”

o An angry note in what looks like Mrs. Clinton’s handwriting – almost certainly false – alleging that Bill Clinton is not Chelsea Clinton’s biological father.

Psychologist Patricia Moore analyzed the trash that our reporters plucked from tons of less significant garbage the Clintons pitched while traveling singly or together to hundreds of locations worldwide over the past 12 months.

She concluded: “The trash contains an absolutely human mix of items that proves no matter how powerful we get, no matter how much money we have, no matter how aristocratic we appear to be, we all have the same hopes and dreams, the same problems, weaknesses and concerns.

“If you told me you’d found all these items in a dumpster at a trailer park, I wouldn’t have batted an eyelash. The Clinton’s trash is Everyman’s trash. Only the names are changed.”