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Out-of-body sex is better than the real thing, and safer, too

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You can enjoy sizzling sex with anyone you like on the astral plane – and to hear true believers tell it, “out-of-body booty” is even better than the real thing.

Out-of-body sex is safe. You can\'t get a disease, nor can you have an unwanted pregnancy.And participating isn’t as difficult as you might think. All you have to do is find a comfortable spot and use a simple meditation technique to release yourself from your earthly chains.

Before you know it, you’ll be doing the snake dance with sexy neighbors, co-workers, kissin’ cousins, VIPs you’ve admired from afar – even top politicians, celebrities and movie stars who under normal circumstances, wouldn’t give you the time of day.

You’ll never have worry to about catching icky sexually transmitted diseases like genital herpes, hepatitis C, chlymadia and AIDS like you do in the physical plane.

And nobody’s ever going to get pregnant – even if you find yourself without a condom or forget to take your “pill” … again.

Tired of sleeping in the “wet spot?” No sweat. Out-of-body sex is no muss, no fuss sex. And you always have an electrifying orgasm — it’s picture perfect in every way.

“Astral sex is the best,” gushes up-and-coming super-model … Out-of-body sex continues, click to read how to do it yourself …

Derek – can I catch Lyme disease by having sex with my fiance? He’s got it for sure

In Uncategorized on June 26, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Dear Derek,

My fiance has been diagnosed with Lyme Disease and we can’t find anything conclusive to answer our question: “Can Lyme be sexually transmitted?”

WDerek Clontz answers your questions about medicinal herbs. WrenSongFarm.net, NationalLymeReport.net, HerbNews.orghat do you know about this? Also, do you think I should go on antibiotics? My fiance is on Doxycycline, 200 mg three times a day..

Thank you for any help that you can offer! – Debbie in Trenton, NJ

Dear Debbie,

Most doctors will tell you there’s ”no proof” that Lyme disease can be transmitted sexually. But there is dissent and grumbling in the ranks. And a a growing number of physicians are now saying, “Sexual transmission is … story ‘Is Lyme disease sexually transmitted?’ continues …

Amazing home remedies are safe, effective – and a lot cheaper than the hospital

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You can mix, match and make home remedies for dozens of common ailments with inexpensive ingredients you can pick up at any supermarket.
 
“Herbs and special foods have always contributed to human health,” Jude C. Williams, herbalist and author of the classic book Jude’s Herbal Home Remedies, told me in a 1991 interview that is as relevant today as it was 17 years ago.

“Most of our modern medicines are derived from the wild herbs. Herbs are a natural way to treat many illnesses.

 
“Most herbs taken for treatment will pass harmlessly through the system if not needed by the body. Can you say the same for prescription drugs?
 
“But remember – herbs are not meant to take the place of your family doctor. They are for simple illnesses that you can treat at home.”
 
Here, from the herbalist’s fascinating book, are 25 home remedies for common illnesses and complaints, from allergies to warts and everything in between … ALLERGIES … click to read full story …

New study proves it, Julius Caesar was black – and from Africa

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Controversial historian Mario Bonafini received hundreds of death threats and was actually forced into hiding after an unnamed insider leaked a pre-publication copy of his explosive new book, Julius Caesar Was NOT Italian.
 
Black man, or white? Historian says black. You can decide for yourself.And far from being a spoof, the book is backed up by decades of solid research that proves Caesar came to Rome from Ethiopia and was of black descent.
 
“I printed the truth, and if the truth hurts, so be it, ” Dr. Bonafini told me in a trans-Atlantic telephone interview before death threats drove him into hiding late last month.
 
“Caesar rose to power and ruled a Roman empire that still stands as one of the greatest civilizations the world has ever seen.
 
“Italians have always been proud of the fact that they share a gene pool produced such a man. But my research proves this pride was absolutely without basis. Caesar categorically was not Italian. He was a … Julius Caesar was black continues, click to read the rest of the story …

Painting of Elvis talks, sings and weeps real tears, claims Florida woman who owns it

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Marybelle McKindly says the velvet painting of Elvis Presley she bought from a roadside vendor begs for food, says “Thank you very much” – and weeps real tears.

And paranormal researchers who are investigating the strange case say there is “compelling evidence” to suggest the longtime Elvis fan isn’t imagining things – she’s telling the gospel velvetel.giftruth.

“I’ve got no reason to lie about it – I wouldn’t sell my painting of Elvis for any price and I’m not trying to get on TV because I have no desire to go on Jerry Springer or Oprah and make a fool out of myself,” McKindly, 52, of Belle Glade, Florida, told me exclusively.

“All I know is that Elvis is here, in this room, in this painting – not in the flesh, but spiritually. Sometimes I’ll talk to it, and sometimes it talks back.

“I know that sounds crazy, but I’m not a nut. As God is my witness, my painting of Elvis talks.”

And cries. According to McKindly, who works as a secretary in a church, the haunting image of The King breaks into tears … story continues, click to read Painting of Elvis Talks, Sings and Weeps Real Tears …

For men only: 6 new reasons to stop mowing the lawn … just in time for summer

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Hey guys! You can wiggle out of mowing the lawn every Saturday and make like a sofa spud all weekend long with six new reasons the experts have come up with for NOT cutting your grass – ever.

And because the logic is impeccable, you wife or significant other won’t even nag you about it.

“Mowing the lawn can be dangerous, unhealthy and ill-advised for a number of reasons – you just have to choose the one that works best for you and stick with it,” Ocala, Florida-based Faulkner Maran, editor of the fascinating Internet newsletter, The Laz-E-Boy Digest, told me exclusively.

Here, from the newsletter, are six new reasons to stop cutting your grass. The next time your sweetie gets on your case about an unkempt lawn, suggests Maran, “give her Read the rest of this entry »

Dazzle your friends with Elvis trivia you won’t find anywhere else

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EVERYONE remembers Elvis Presley’s version of Hound Dog, but it wasn’t a No. 1 hit for The King – in fact, it barely cracked the Top 20. And did you know that Elvis had an “eternal flame” like President John F. Kennedy’s that burned out a few years after he died – and was never re-lit? 

That’s a sample of the fascinating Elvis trivia I’ve got for you on the heels of reports that a highly-personal and secret diary he kept throughout his career has been found in a box of old books in a thrift shop and will be published in time for this year’s Christmas book season.

Here’s more: 

1. An “eternal flame” stoked in memory of Elvis was extinguished in 1981 after businessmen who vowed to keep the fire burning “until the end of time” changed their minds. 

The flame flickered for three years at Presley’s super-secret Circle G Ranch just south of Graceland, his better-known mansion in Memphis. Elvis had purchased the Circle G as a hideaway for himself and his “Memphis Mafia” entourage.

And in classic Presley fashion, he spent a fortune on the place, including a mind-boggling $1 million on, among other things, new mobile homes and pickup trucks for all his pals to use while visiting.

After Presley died, investors bought the ranch and installed the eternal flame. It burned brightly until bean counters concluded fans weren’t interested in visiting the Circle G with Graceland and its treasure-trove of Elvis memorabilia located just a few miles up the road.

2. By the most accurate counts available to trivia buffs and fans who keep track of such things, Presley’s face has appeared on 6,391 potatoes, 243 floor tiles, 111 tacos, 64 tree trunks, 52 … story continues, click to read it …

The Titanic is missing – but where has it gone?

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The Titanic is missing from the floor of the North Atlantic where it rusted in icy silence for 96 mind-numbing years.

And while some head-scratching experts profess to be baffled by the unexplained and sudden disappearance of the ghostly hulk, at least one physicist believes the ship was taken away by time travelers, not from our future – but from our past.

“We tend, quite erroneously, I’m afraid, to think of people from the future as the only humans who have the technological knowhow to travel through time,” Dr. Maurice Dausset, author of Time Travel Made Easy: A Layman’s Guide to the Potentials and Pitfalls of Violating the Space-Time Continuum, told me exclusively.

“But … story continues …

The astonishing healing power of prayer

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Excerpted from Herbs for Mind, Body and Spirit, by Derek Clontz and Susan Ambrosino. Reprinted with permission of the publisher, 4-Page Media, Inc. Copyright (c) 1997-2008, 4-Page Media, Inc. Permission is hereby granted for individuals and non-profit organizations to copy and distribute this article without deletions, additions or editing, for any non-commercial purpose.

The power of  doctors, drugs and natural medicines to help us maintain glowing good health is significant, indeed, but when it comes to the ultimate healing tool, make no bones about it – the power of prayer is without parallel.

That’s the message we find in the Bible and other holy books. And clergymen have told us the same down through the ages.

But now, for the first time in history, even medical doctors and scientists are singing the praises of prayer, not based on sentiment or wishful thinking, but on solid clinical research.

Dr. Larry Dossey, of Dallas, Texas, is one of many professionals who have called attention to this research. In fact, Dr. Dossey is so impressed by the healing miracles he has witnessed that now lectures on the subject.

When asked if he was surprised by scientific evidence demonstrating the power of prayer, he flatly stated: “To tell you the truth, the evidence … story continues, click here to read it …

Fear no illness: Super-immunity salad protects you from all sickness, says our expert

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You can supercharge your immune system to protect against any illness by tossing up a taste-tempting “super salad” and bellying up to the table for a hearty, healthy, piled-high bowl of it any time you like.

That’s the word from cutting-edge author and nutrition expert Dr. Donna Schwontkowski (left, with faithful companion Gracie), who says the inexpensive but mouth-watering combination of:

- fresh vegetables

- nuts

- vinegar

- oils and spices that she developed exclusively for our readers will fortify your body’s defenses … big time.

Not only that, you can enjoy your super-immunity salad anytime, anywhere, anyplace.

The dish, says Dr. Schwontkowski, is as much at home as a starter at a posh dinner party as it is stuffed into a plastic bag and shoved into a construction worker’s mud-caked lunch box.

“Nothing can protect you 100 percent against colds and the flu, but this salad is jam-packed with foods that can help everyone from the poorest of the poor to the super rich develop maximum immunity to protect their health,” Dr. Schwontkowski told me exclusively. 

“This is no time to take chances with your health,” she counsels. “I urge you to start building your defenses without delay. My salad is both economical and easy to make.”

All you need to make Dr. Schwontkowski’s salad and dressing are … click to get the recipe and complete nutritional rundown …

Great new reason to go to Disney World – ‘mini jaws’ invade beaches

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shark.jpgFinger-sized sharks that look cute but prey on humans are poised to feast on tourists who dare wade into the surf along South Carolina and Florida beaches this summer, say experts.

According to marine biologists in Miami, ”the miniature great whites appear to have been genetically engineered in an unauthorized experiment” and “were inadvertently released into the … click here to read the full story …

Elvis Secret Diaries Found – College Professor Discovered Them in a Box of Used Books Just Days Ago

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Presley kept a private journal for more than 20 years – and never told anyone about it

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A college professor claims to have found Elvis Presley’s secret diaries in a box of used books that he purchased in Memphis, Tennessee just days ago.

The volumes allegedly span the years 1956 to 1977, with the last comments having been entered just hours before The King died.

“They’re authentic, I guarantee it,” the scholar told me in a world-exclusive interview. “There are seven volumes containing entries that begin November 16, 1956 and end August 16, 1977.

“The diaries appear to reveal Mr. Presley’s innermost thoughts and feelings about life, friends and his career. To the best of my knowledge nobody, not even the people closest to Elvis, knew that these diaries existed.

“At least they didn’t know, until now.”

The professor revealed that he was in possession of The King’s secret diaries in an e-mail to derekclontz.com editor-in-chief Derek Clontz on Monday, June 16. He … story continues with 20 diary entries that will astound you …

A dozen ways to beat arthritis – our readers tell how they conquered pain and stiffness

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Simple home remedies can banish the agonizing aches and pains of arthritis for just pennies a day.

That’s the consensus among readers who have written in describing their personal battles against the crippling disease.

They’ve turned their backs on expensive drugs and medical treatments and worked out their own remedies using everything from daily doses of cod-liver oil and massage to wildcrafted and organic herbs.

And the latest scientific research indicates that our readers are on the right track.

Most of the home cures they recommend supply vital nutrients, increase circulation in stiffened joints and help eliminate allergic reactions that can aggravate the condition.

Dozens of simple and effective home remedies were described by readers. Here are 12 of the most successful cures, each of which … story continues, click to read it all …

Health problems: 12 color changes on your body are your red flags

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Even minor changes in the color of your skin, eyes, mouth or other parts of the body can be early tip-offs to health problems, says a doctor.

“Any of these changes may be a danger sign and warrant seeing your doctor immediately,” English Dr. Millicent Fenton, author of The Colors of Health, told me exclusively.

Here’s the rundown:

SKIN

- Paler than usual complexion, including lips, tongue and hands: This could be anemia, a shortage of red blood cells or hemoglobin.

- New brown patches: These may indicate skin cancer -  a disease that’s usually curable when treated in the early stages.

- Yellowish bungs: Found around the palms, elbows or eyes, these bumps usually indicate high blood cholesterol levels.

NOSE

- Red and inflamed membranes inside the nose, but no watery eyes: This is usually a sign of … click to read full story

Home remedies to stop your pet from itching this summer

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Why use dangerous steroids? 

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You can stop an itchy pet from scratching himself silly with an inexpensive combination of herbs and supplements, pure essential oils and that old standby – ordinary Epsom salt – from your supermarket.

That’s the word people who’ve put a stop to their own “best friend’s” suffering with tried-and-true home remedies after the dangerous steroids and anti-histamines that were recommended by their veterinarian’s didn’t work.

“Itching can be caused by everything from mange and dandruff to food and contact allergies and even mosquitoes, fleas and poison oak and poison ivy,” says Susan Ambrosino, health writer, herb expert and also founder of Susan Ambrosino’s Herb Club, Inc., which sells a “stop-itch” herbal complex for itchy pets.

“But once you’ve ruled out Read the rest of this entry »

Woman fights off crocodile with her bare hands – her story in her words

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A  young marine biologist narrowly escaped a horrifying death when she was snatched up in the crushing jaws of one of the most relentless killing machines on Earth – an African crocodile.
 
Despite the shock waves of pain that surged through her body, 23-year-old Dominique Vildeau battled the savage beast with her bare fists until it finally released its death grip, giving her time to swim to safety.
 
“I never saw it until it grabbed my leg and pulled me down,” Vildieu told me in a telephone interview from her hospital room in Kinshasa, Zaire, where surgeons struggled for hours in a successful effort to save her left leg.
 
“The first I knew of it was when I felt its teeth crunch into … story continues at derekclontz.com Read the rest of this entry »

First photo of Pope Benedict smoking a filter king

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popebcigarette.jpgHere’s the photograph the Vatican DIDN’T want you to see: Pope Benedict XVI sneaking a cigarette like a rebellious teenager in the “boy’s room” between classes at  school.
 
Sources say the Holy Father “obviously didn’t count” on an alert  photographer catching him puffing what they described as “an Italian-made filter king” during what was supposed to … story continues at derekclontz.com

End times prophecies from the Vatican’s secret vaults – world exclusive report

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-  India vaporizes Pakistan in a surprise nuclear attack.

- Al Qaeda vandals deface Mt. Rushmore with industrial laser cutting tools.

- And a new wave of angel sightings in every U.S. State but South Carolina confirms the worst: Satan has set up a field office in the Heart of the Bible Belt.

Those are just a few of the startling prophecies the Vatican is set to release “any day now” from Saints Genoveva Torres, Jose Maria Rubio, Pedro Poveda, Angela de la Cruz, and Maravillas de Jesus, our sources in Rome confirm.

Here – from the Holy See’s secret vaults – are more predictions that are expected to come to pass between now and … Full story at derekclontz.com

‘Jesus was the Anti-christ’ and 9 other insane college courses on tap for fall

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! Black Magic 101 …

! Dating Strategies for Sex Offenders

Several new college courses are satanic! Devil Worship Made Easy …

! Rape is Not a Crime …

! Pornography for a New Tomorrow …

! How to Run a Successful Hooking Business From Your Dorm Room Without a Pimp …

These are just a few of the outrageous new courses that colleges nationwide are offering as students head back to school for the fall semester, making 2009 what a watchdog group calls “the worst year for academia in our Read the rest of this entry »

McCain’s and Obama’s worst fear: 16 million write-in votes for radio king Michael Savage

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savageallfinalopt.jpgA groundswell of support for radio talk king Michael Savage as a write-in candidate for president of the United States has alarmed republican and democratic big shots who fear his 16 million listeners could swing the election if not by some miracle put him in the Oval Office.

My sources tell me that both Barack Obama and John McCain are watching the “Savage Nation” closely, not because they think they can, as candidates, appeal to his listeners - both are too liberal to win over Savage’s seriously conservative fans - but to … Full story at derekclontz.com

200,000-year-old baby found in moon rocks – and we’ve got the photograph to prove it

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Baby in moon rocks: derekclontz.wordpress.com breaks another big story those other reporters are too corporate to print.

Baby in moon rocks: derekclontz.wordpress.com breaks another big story those other reporters are too corporate to print.

The discovery of a fossilized human fetus embedded in a moon rock that America’s Apollo 11 astronauts brought back to Earth in 1969 proves that human begins roamed the lunar surface 200,000 years ago. 

That’s the word from geologist Dr. Richard Call, who says that NASA chipped the 6-inch fossil from the core of a seven pound moon rock 39 years ago but conspired to keep the discovery secret “to avoid panic.”
 
“This tiny shriveled fetus will rock science and religion to their very foundations and NASA knows it,” Call told me exclusively.
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Lyme disease – does having it once increase your chances of getting it again?

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Dear Derek,

I know you deal with a lot of people who have Lyme disease. Judging from the Lyme support forums I read and trust, you come very highly recommended as a source for news and information and simply for caring about the people you help.herb-guy-banner.jpg

You must be a wonderful person, because people consider you to be a godsend.

That said, I don’t have to tell you that Lyme is both rampant and very poorly understood by everyone, including the so-called experts – and many doctors are among them. 

So, on to my question: Do you know if you are at higher risk for Lyme if you already had it one time? Also, if you can recommend any herbs that can help with prevention, please do.

Thank you for all your hard work. You are helping more people than you know.  - Jane C., Archer, Florida (formerly of Mystic, Connecticut)  

Dear Jane,

First, thank you for the kind words. Just to bring WrenSongFarm.net’s family of readers up to speed, let me say here that I founded and publish National Lyme Report. I also man and finance an unofficial “Lyme crisis line” that has commanded over 12,000 calls from men and women nationwide since I cranked it up in 2005.

Now, Jane, to your question. In my research, and conversations with Lyme patients and health care professionals that include Lyme literate MDs and NDs, I have … Full story at Lyme Question

U.S. evangelist raises the dead: is ‘Pastor Matt’ the New Messiah? YOU be the judge

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THEY SAY he heals the sick. They say his words bring comfort and hope to the hopeless. They say he has raised the dead.

And now, some even insist that he is the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

The soft-spoken, itinerant preacher known only as “Pastor Matthew” has stirred up a controversy in Christian communities throughout the Southeast, where hundreds of true believers say that all signs point to the possibility that he is, in fact, the Savior - sent by God to save souls before these tumultuous and terrible times we live in end suddenly … on Judgment Day.

It’s not just laymen who think Pastor Matthew is something special. Respected clergymen are listening, too, with some telling their congregations that the preacher is either … Full Story at derekclontz.com

Mystery of Stonehenge bodies solved: It was murder

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Mass grave filled with workers who didn’t live to tell the truth about who built Stonehenge – and why

AMESBURY, England  – UFO experts say the discovery of an ancient mass grave at Stonehenge just days ago proves space aliens built the mystery monument with human slaves and then hit them with “death rays” to keep them from blabbing.

Shanghai Times photograph.Bodies of men, women and children unearthed from the site were cut down in cold blood by what forensic archaeologists are calling “surgically precise laser shots to the head.”

And that, say the experts, was their “reward” for years of backbreaking labor that included pushing 20-ton boulders into a configuration that “almost certainly served as an ancient air traffic control center” for starships from another planet.

“We’ve long suspected that space aliens were deeply involved in the construction of Stonehenge as a beacon and landmark for UFOs. This mass grave proves it,” Dr. Leonard Preston, founder and president of the Stonehenge Research Project, told derekclontz.com exclusively.

“All that’s left for us to do now is find more graves with more bodies and more laser wounds.

“Only then can we begin to calculate what it took to build this monument in terms of human life and human suffering.

“I want to know exactly what role humans played and exactly what role extraterrestrials played.

“Were space aliens merely architects and masterminds? Or were they involved in the actual moving and positioning of the stones?

“It is difficult to imagine humans moving those boulders without the … Full Story at derekclontz.com

Out-of-body experiences are real, say experts: exclusive report

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A railroad worker’s spirit flies out of his body and he overhears people in a nearby house plotting to kill him.

A teenager close to death from freezing floats and bobs above his unconscious body like a helium balloon. 

A secretary leaves her body and is shocked to see that her house is full of spirits that she never knew were there.

These are just a few of the fascinating out-of-body (OOB) experiences investigated by the world-famous Menninger Foundation in Topeka, Kansas, the University of Kansas Medical Center, and the Monroe Institute of Applied Sciences in Faber, Virginia.

Amazingly, the study of 339 OOB cases found that half the people who left their bodies reported … Full Story at WrenSongFarm.net