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Archive for July, 2008

So rich! So smooth! So satisfying! First photo of Barack Obama smoking a cigarette – world exclusive

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Whats the big deal - theyve got ash trays in the White House.

MARLBORO PRESIDENT: "It's not like they don't have ash trays in the White House," says campaign insider.

Here’s the photograph the Democratic Party absolutely, positively DOESN’T want you to see: presidential candidate Barack Obama sucking on a cancer stick while relaxing after a long, hard day on the campaign trail.

Sources say the “rock star” senator and odds-on favorite to beat elderly republican candidate John McCain in their race for the White House “didn’t realize” a photographer was recording the smoke break for posterity, “otherwise that fagg wouldn’t have been in his mouth, it would have been under his shoe.”

The senator’s decades-long smoking habit has been in the news and a topic of controversy ever since conservative radio talk show host Michael Savage and then, several weeks later, Fox News reported that Obama … world-exclusive story with more photos continues, click to read: Barack Obama: The Marlboro President …

Amazing descriptions of heaven – from kids who’ve been there

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A little girl who lay clinically dead for 27 minutes after a swimming pool mishap awoke and gave doctors a vivid description of her visit to heaven where, she says, “I met Jesus and sat on his lap.”

The 8-year-old drowning victim is one of hundreds of children worldwide who’ve recounted startlingly similar tales of the hereafter, providing researchers with amazing proof of life after death.

“These youngsters all were determined to be clinically dead … they all had a glimpse of heaven … they all recalled what it was like to go there,” said Charlotte, N.C.-based pediatrician Dr. Marilyn Renoir-Martin, who has studied the life-after-death recollections of over 250 children.

The doctor said the near-death accounts of kids are especially important … story continues … click to read Children Who Have Been to Heaven …

Your World-Exclusive Health-Scope for August: No. 1 for Accuracy

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Your Health-Scope for  August

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Keen sense of humor and even keener intelligence brings you through enormous trial stronger than ever. Share your gifts with the world to fulfill your destiny. Confused? Don’t be – deep down inside, you know what to do. Friend or family member professes to have your best interests at heart, but doesn’t. Evalute your relationships and work on the TWO that seem shaky. 

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Keeping up with the Joneses is a waste of time and effort. Not only that, the effort is unending – and it’s wrecking your health. What do you need that you don’t have? Nothing that money can buy, that’s for … Health-Scope continues … click to read it …

For kissing couples only: 5 icky diseases you can catch on “first base”

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Kissing is definitely a step in the right direction if you’re wanting to take a platonic relationship to the next level,  but a growing number of doctors and researchers warn that indiscriminate smooching can make you sick or even kill you.

Upclose, lips look, well, weird - like grub worms.Here, from the respected Journal of Contagious Diseases, are five hair-raising illnesses that you can catch while making kissy-face, even on your first date:

1. Genital herpes, which, contrary to popular belief, can be transmitted by kissing a person who picked up the virus after a lusty round of oral sex with one or more of the 55 million Americans who have GH. Stay healthy by not kissing anyone with lesions in  their mouth or throat or on their lips or chin.

2. Mononucleosis – the famed “kissing disease” of the 1950s and ’60s – is back with a vengeance after years of pretty much lying dormant. Doctors say it causes extreme fatigue and depression that can last for months. Protect yourself by kissing only bubbly, energetic people.

3. Trenchmouth, or, as it is called in polite society, “gum disease.” Most men and women over … story continues, click to read Icky Diseases You Can Catch from Kissing …

“What Would Jesus Do?” condoms keep teenagers out of sex trouble, says preacher

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A controversial preacher says teenagers will stop having illicit sex no matter how strong the temptation if parents will make sure the kids never leave home without one of his trademarked “What Would Jesus Do?” condoms stashed away in their purse or wallet.

What would Jesus do? Get down on your knees ... and ask him!“WWJD condoms are a divinely inspired idea and they work like a charm,” the Rev. Dr. Paul Morehead, whose short-wave radio broadcast from Montgomery, Alabama, reaches an estimated 1.6 million listeners worldwide. told derekclontz.com exclusively.

“Don’t tell me about hormones. Don’t talk to me about unbridled appetites of the flesh.

“When a young man and a young woman give in to Satan, when they strip down like animals in the wild and prepare themselves for a lusty round of heavy petting and full-blown sex, what better reminder for them to buck up than a WWJD condom with the image of our Lord and Savior right on the package, and then, as a failsafe measure, also on knobby shaft of the prophylactic itself?

“I’ve tested them with my own teenagers … What Would Jesus Do condoms story continues … click to read it …