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MARLBORO PRESIDENT: "It's not like they don't have ash trays in the White House," says campaign insider.
Here’s the photograph the Democratic Party absolutely, positively DOESN’T want you to see: presidential candidate Barack Obama sucking on a cancer stick while relaxing after a long, hard day on the campaign trail.
Sources say the “rock star” senator and odds-on favorite to beat elderly republican candidate John McCain in their race for the White House “didn’t realize” a photographer was recording the smoke break for posterity, “otherwise that fagg wouldn’t have been in his mouth, it would have been under his shoe.”
The senator’s decades-long smoking habit has been in the news and a topic of controversy ever since conservative radio talk show host Michael Savage and then, several weeks later, Fox News reported that Obama … world-exclusive story with more photos continues, click to read: Barack Obama: The Marlboro President …
It’s strange… I guess I had heard allusions to his having smoked during the campaign, but it wasn’t until I had a very vivid dream of seeing him sitting at one of the fountains on the National Mall, bending a knee and burning a heater with other similarly-dressed office types, watching us passers-by, that I had any curiosity about his habits. And yeah, I think smoking is pretty gross, but hey, he’s a ‘Red’ man… it’s not a Kool or a Newport. And on that note- how long before folks start asking about this country’s willingness to elect a REAL black president?
Even the smoke trail
coming off the cigarette
looks fake.
I’m SO not impressed.