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Answered: Top 10 ‘MJ-Is-Alive’ Questions

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In the Q & A that follows Michael Jackson confidante Cassandra Gretchen-Sims answers the Top 10 Michael Jackson Questions that every fan wants answered – and she does it in a format that is easy to read and respond to.

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Michael Jackson is alive and well, says close friend.

As visitors to this blog already know, when Ms. Gretchen-Sims originally offered to answer questions from MJ’s fans, she was flooded with thousands and thousands of letters, many asking the same questions repeatedly.

To help readers cut to the chase, here are 10 frequently-asked questions that we think are important to all fans based on our review of letters sent so far:

1. Is Michael REALLY alive? Cassandra says: “Yes.”

2. Why did Michael fake his death? Cassandra says: “Michael was under enormous pressure at every turn: from fans, from hangers-on, from business associates and also, sadly, from his many enemies and haters, both inside and outside the media. After 50 years, he was exhausted, weak and, as everyone knows, had turned to prescription drugs. He realized he couldn’t go on that way and needed time and space to rest and recover.

3.  Does MJ’s family know he faked his death? Cassandra says: “Michael does not want to discuss his family in public. But all fans know he is a wonderful son and a wonderful father – he would never do anything to hurt his family. If you think about that, the answer to this question will be clear to you.

4. Did Michael plan his death hoax for a long time? Cassandra: “Yes, Michael made his plans well in advance.

5. Will Michael return or stay in hiding? Cassandra says: “Michael’s intention is to come out of hiding in June 2010 and embark on a world tour that will  eventually will include every inhabited continent and many, many countries. The tour will last for years, unfolding at a pace that doesn’t exhaust Michael or threaten his health.

6. Are there 33 clues in his This Is It movie that explain why he faked his death and went into hiding? Cassandra says: “Michael says ‘yes’. Fans have already found many of the clues, and I’m just another fan. Michael won’t even give me hints! But he does say, ‘If you look you will find them.’”

7. Did Michael attend his own funeral? Cassandra says: “Not in person, but he watched it via closed circuit.”

8. Did Michael help with the production and edits of This Is It? Cassandra says: “Yes.”

9. Isn’t Michael concerned about how much sadness his death hoax has caused fans? Cassandra says: “Michael loves his fans and would never do anything to hurt them. He is aware of the sadness, but as he puts it, ‘There was no alternative. If I hadn’t done this, I really would be dead. This way, I”ll be back.’”

10.  Isn’t faking your death illegal? Isn’t Michael afraid he will get into trouble? Cassandra says: I’m not a lawyer, but I can say this – Michael is a powerful man, a wealthy man. He doesn’t behave rashly or without thinking and planning. He did what he felt he had to do. If there are consequences, legal consequences, he will deal with them with accordingly.

Note to readers: Cassandra will answer your questions going forward, but there are restrictions to the way you can ask them.

Send ONE at a time, without comment, through this blog.

Ask your questions exactly as we have presented them above. Questions that don’t follow this format will not be answered. So, help us help you: Play by the rules and EVERY question will be addressed.

DerekClontz.com back online after Internet crash – bear with us while we catch up

In Michael Jackson, derek clontz on November 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm

You haven’t seen updates at derekclontz.wordpress.com for almost a week for a very good reason – our offices are in rural Florida and Internet service – something we jokingly call “barely broadband”-  can be spotty … and we’ve been offline.

Our apologies to one and all over the snafu, particularly Michael Jackson fans who send in questions for confidante Cassandra Gretchen-Sims to answer and respond to.

We also promised last week a “condensed” Q & A that will allow fans to quickly check for answers to commonly asked questions without having to sift through thousands of comments on the blog. You will find it here: http://derekclontz.com/2009/11/10/answered-top-10-michael-jackson-question-every-fan-asks/

We appreciate your patience!

White House thinks ‘Average American’ is a pea-brained idiot

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Contrary to what you might think, the “average American” adult isn’t a married church-goer with a dog, a cat,  2.5 kids and a home in the suburbs. Instead, if you choose to believe a blistering new White House study, he or she is a:

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Barack Obama commissioned the "average American" study.

o Bed-hopping sex nut who does the wild thing 4.2 times a week with three different partners who may or may not include a spouse.

o Big drinker who knocks back 12 icy beers, a bottle of wine or eight stiff cocktails every day of his or her life.

o Thief who pilfers something from a friend, family member, store or the office two times a week.

o Liar who stretches truth to the breaking point 14 times a day.

o Office slave who earns just $22,000 a year.

o Debt slave who’s salted away just $100 in savings while running up his or her credit card balances to $23,000. Additional debt includes an auto loan of $242,000, a mortgage of $167,000, and a second mortgage of $100,000. The grand total? A whopping $290,000.

o Victim of at least two sexually transmitted diseases such as herpes, hepatitis C or the virus that causes genital warts.

o Pitiful daydreamer who thinks an SUV in the driveway and closet full of unused sports equipment puts him or her in league with the sports stars and adventurers they watch on TV.

o Sofa spud who blows six hours per day in front of the boob tube on weekdays, 10 hours on weekends.

o Tubbo who is 37 pounds overweight – and gaining.

o “Fair weather” Christian or Muslim who claims to be a true believer but Read the rest of this entry »

A tip of the hat to our staff and readers: DC blog earns top ratings over and over

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As we prepare to welcome our millionth visitor for the year, I’d like to toot our horn and tip our hat to our large and growing global family of readers.

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We don’t always agree or see eye to eye but, hey – that kind of lockstep conformity would make us dull and boring big time.

The bottom line? We appreciate you and your support … and your ideas … and your feedback … and everything else you do to make derekclontz.wordpress.com and Your World Report lively places to visit.

We really do believe that our success as a Top and Growing and Premier WordPress blog (see citations below) is YOUR success, too.

We certainly don’t do it for the money – LOL – because there IS no money.

But we do make a lot of friends, and we appreciate each and every one of our fans out there in Reader Land. Now, that said, don’t forget to get out there and do whatever it takes to enjoy your week. Be good to yourself first and foremost, and … thank you, again!

- Derek Clontz

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MJ’s This Is It: What do YOU think?

In MJ Movie: What Critics are Saying, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson Bombshell, Rate MJ's This Is It on October 29, 2009 at 1:33 pm

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Your World Report editor Derek Clontz gives This Is It two thumbs up as, quote: “a jaw-dropping … no, make that spellbinding double-dose of must-see genius from Michael Jackson and Kenny Ortega.

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This Is It: See it.

“The movie is a stunningly powerful and beautiful documentary guaranteed to give you goosebumps, bring a tear to your eye and leave you surer than ever that MJ was, indeed, a uniquely talented performer of uncompromising brilliance, not to mention a very fine human being the world is missing.”

What do YOU think? Participate in our poll and then tell the world exactly what you think using the comments box on this blog.


33 “This Is It” clues that prove MJ faked his death: Help us find them

In 33 This Is It Clues Prove MJ Is Alive, 777, ABC News, BBC, Believe it or not, Bill O'Reilly, CBS, CNN, Call to Action, Can this be true?, China Daily, Conspiracies & Coverups, Daily Kos, Drudge Report, E!, Fox News, HLN, Huffington Post, I LOVE Michael Jackson, Jane Velez-Mitchell, Japan Times Online, Katie Couric, Keith Olbermann, MJ is LOVE, MSNBC, Matt Lauer, Nancy Grace, Neal Boortz, Neverland Secret, New MJ Bombshell, New Michael Jackson Investigation, New Proof MJ is Alive, New York Times, People, Pravda, Puzzles & Clues, Rachel Maddow, Rolling Stone, Secret Life of Michael Jackson, Solve This Mystery, TMZ, This Is It - Mystery, This Is It Clues, Today's Best Blogs, Top Blogs, Truth, Warsaw Voice, derek clontz, inspirational on October 27, 2009 at 3:32 pm

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This Is It: Friend of Michael Jackson insists it is peppered with 33 visual and spoken hints and clues that will prove the pop star faked his death.

Thirty-three visual and spoken clues in Michael Jackson’s “posthumous” movie This Is It will reveal how and why he faked his death and when he will come out of hiding, a source close to the King of Pop reveals.

And we’re asking you to help us find and publish them for all the world to see.

Simply post the clues that you find using the comments box on this blog.

You – and we – will then be able to evaluate them together, as a global team, and get to the bottom of the MJ mystery that has gripped billions of men, women and children since he disappeared last June.

Cassandra Gretchen-Sims, who claims to be in contact with Jackson, says he told her that the clues appear “throughout the movie” and “about half”  of them will be delivered by Michael himself.

Doing the math, that leaves some 15 to 19 that will be offered up by inanimate objects such as props, costumes, scenery and equipment or other people in the movie, Gretchen-Sims confirms.

“Michael is playing things very close to the vest,” Gretchen-Sims told derekclontz.wordpress.com. “

“He has made it clear on several occasions that the movie, as he put it to me, ‘will explain everything’.

“I asked him to tell me more, but he just chuckled and said: “Remember the number 33. There are 33 clues and anybody who finds them all will understand everything – why I am in hiding, when I Read the rest of this entry »

Shock Poll: MOST Fans Say MJ is Alive

In ABC News, BBC, Bill O'Reilly, CBS, CNN, China Daily, Coverup, Daily Kos, E!, Elvis & Michael Synchronicities, Fox News, Glenn Beck, HLN, Huffington Post, Jane Velez-Mitchell, Keith Olbermann, Lisa Marie Presley, MJ's 33 Death Hoax Clues, Michael & Elvis, Michael Faked His Death, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson Bombshell, Pravda, Your World Report, derek clontz, michael savage on October 26, 2009 at 8:33 pm

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Over half of 45,000 Michael Jackson fans who’ve voted in derekclontz.wordpress.com’s world-exclusive “Death Hoax Poll” say the King of Pop did, in fact, fake his death of a heart and is still alive today.

Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley together in Heaven? Maybe, maybe not.

Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley together in Heaven? Maybe, maybe not.

And no, that is not a misprint.

In our professionally audited polldaddy.com survey,  45,208 men, women and children from 112 countries around the world have voted so far in the global survey – far and away the biggest and most impressive of its kind.

And look at these numbers: 25,519 (56 percent) insist MJ planned and pulled off a death hoax – while  just 19,689 (44 percent) say the King of Pop is dead.

The poll is linked to our stunning  Michael Jackson is Alive report dated June 29, 2009. You can still vote through our polldaddy.com interface on that page or by scrolling to the end of this story and making your voice heard there.

“The numbers,” says derekclontz.com editor Derek Clontz, “are stunning.  When we published the poll and invited readers to respond on June 29, I predicted 25 to 30 percent of fans would respond to our question, Do you believe Michael Jackson faked his death?, in the affirmative.

“Interestingly, the Jackson figures are much bigger than those that have been attached to Elvis Presley in the years since his death – or disappearance – in 1977.  At one time it was estimated Read the rest of this entry »

Rate New Michael Jackson Video: Most Interesting Review Wins $25 U.S.

In $25 to be won, 777, ABC News, BBC, CBS, CNN, Conspiracies & Coverups, Crazy - or not?, Daily Kos, E!, Fox News, HLN, Huffington Post, Jane Velez-Mitchell, Keith Olbermann, MJ's 33 Death Hoax Clues, MSNBC, Michael Jackson, New Michael Jackson Video, TMZ, conspiracy, derek clontz on October 25, 2009 at 4:38 pm

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[Editor's note: And the winner is ... Tom Pickering, the producer and director of the video. We chose Tom's review of his own work on the advice of a dozen or more Michael Jackson fans, and sent Tom his $25 Grand Prize via PayPal, which we hope he spends wisely! Great work, Tom. - Derek Clontz]

Tell us what you think about this Michael Jackson video from our friend in the U.K. – Tom “PianoGames” Pickering – and if you’d like to see more of them. The most interesting review – positive or negative – wins $25 payable through PayPal instantly anywhere in the world.

We’ll choose our winner on Read the rest of this entry »

Threats keep MJ confidante from answering e-mails for pop star-in-hiding

In CBS, CNN, Crime Stories, Daily Kos, E!, Fox News, Glenn Beck, HLN, Huffington Post, Jane Velez-Mitchell, Keith Olbermann, Michael Faked His Death, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson Bombshell, Michael Jackson Secret Life, New Michael Bombshell, New Michael Jackson STUNNER, Rachel Maddow, celebrities, derek clontz on October 23, 2009 at 9:22 pm

EDITOR’S NOTE: After a week-long absence, Cassandra Gretchen-Sims once again is moderating and posting e-mail for – or inquiring about – Michael Jackson. The report that follows explains what has been going on behind the scenes …

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Threatening letters stopped Michael Jackson go-between Cassandra Gretchen-Sims from posting and responding to e-mails for five nerve-wracking days before authorities identified the culprits and gave her the go-ahead to resume her duties for this blog.

The target of four disturbing letters from three seriously disturbed men who threated to find and hurt her, her Down syndrome daughter and Michael himself, Cassandra told derekclontz.wordpress.com: “On the advice of police, I stopped answering letters abruptly without explanation while investigations were conducted in Europe and the United States.

“I am not free to discuss those investigations. But I can say that am back at work moderating and posting letters. As I have stated many times, I will make good on my commitment to Michael and my promises to his fans.

“I want to thank everyone who sent letters of support to me personally and through this derekclontz.wordpress.com during my jarring and unexplained absence. I am confident that we can proceed smoothly and without fear going forward. Thank you – everyone! – again.”

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Beat debt NOW without chopping up your credit cards – real world tips work

In $50 to be won, Beat Bankruptcy, Beat Debt Fast, Derek Does It Again, Keep Your Credit Card, Live like a king for pennies a day, NEW Money Tips for Poor People, debt management on October 21, 2009 at 10:32 pm

Editor’s Note: There’s $100 to be won in our Get Out of Debt FAST Contest. Submit your tips via our comments box. On Nov. 1, we’ll select the best tip – and pay the person who submitted it a nifty $100 US.

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YOU CAN make more money, pay off your debts without chopping up a single credit card and live high on the hog day after worry-free day with rock-solid tips from ordinary people just like you.

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And you don’t have to invest a million dollars in high-risk stocks, stop buying clothes for your children or treating yourself to nights on the town to turn your finances around, either.

All you have to do is listen to some common-sense advice and real-world tips offered up by men and women who decided to stop slaving their lives away for greedy bankers and collection agencies and start working and spending smart for a change.

By applying one or more of these simple principles in your life, you’ll soon find yourself strutting around town with cash in your pocket, shopping when you want to shop and buying what you want to buy and still paying every bill on time.

Your World Report publisher and 4-Page Media, Inc. president Derek Clontz says thousands of men and women have gotten out of debt fast by using multiple cost-cutting strategies they read about in newspapers and magazines or dreamed up themselves.

Here are 12 of those “real world” strategies from the breakthrough financial report, 55 Fun Ways to Make More Money, Get Out of Debt – and Live Like a King, (4-Page Media, Inc.).

1. Get serious about suing somebody. A fascinating new study suggests that the average American will be the victim of negligence or an accident that legally qualifies him to receive money on three different occasions over the course of his life. But only one in 10 will take legal action. The bottom line?

If you’re hurt in an accident or by someone’s negligence, don’t be “Mr. Good Guy” or “Mrs. Milquetoast.” Get the best lawyer you can afford and demand the cash settlement you deserve. Pay off credit cards, write a check for a new car to avoid finance and interest charges, splurge a little and invest the rest of your windfall. In one fell swoop, your financial future may be assured.

“I was so deep in debt I was sure bill collectors were going to chase me into an early grave,” said Melinda Rashama, of Trenton, N.J. “If I hadn’t slipped on that wet floor in the movie-plex, I’d probably still be in debt today.”

2. Help friends – for a price. This little-known but excellent strategy will not only earn you the extra money you need to pay down bills, it might develop into a lucrative – and easy – new job.

Tell friends and relatives who are in business that you’ll send customers their way – for a percentage of sales. Chances are you’re going to refer people to them anyway – you might as well get a cut of the profits. “It’s the American way,” says Mary Strehln, who started out sending customers to her brother’s lawn service for a 5 percent cut of the profits and now is on the unofficial payroll of 22 other small businesses in Minneapolis.

“I average $600 a month just keeping my ears open and not being afraid to express my opinion. If I’m standing in line at the supermarket and hear someone say he needs a new sofa or car repair or whatever, I chime in with a recommendation, and give them a business card for the company I’m recommending. It’s the easiest money I’ve ever made.”

3. Shill for companies in return for BIG-TICKET FREEBIES like cars, major appliances and lifetime supplies of foods and personal-care items. Make a habit of writing glowing letters and testimonials for products you use every day – cars, shampoo, computers, refrigerators, soft drinks, food, motorcycles, bedding, you name it.

You’ll be surprised to find out firsthand how lavish big companies can be in rewarding people for testimonials – a lifetime supply of soap, a new laptop computer and even a new range, refrigerator and car are not out of the question.

“I bought a pre-owned 1996 Toyota Corolla from a dealer here in town and was so happy with the car and the salesman that I wrote a letter to the owner,” says Fred Tolert, of Gaffney, S.C.

“Two days later he told me to drop by the lot because he had `a little something’ for me. That little something was a 2002 Lincoln Navigator – and free oil changes for life. All I had to do was agree to let him use my letter in his advertisements.”

4. Get yourself EVEN DEEPER in debt! It sounds crazy, but study after study confirms that you can expect to earn an extra $1 million over the course of your career – more than enough to get out of debt and live high on the hog – after you earn and apply your 4-year degree.

Unless you’re just too old to go back to work, taking out student loans to pay for more education makes good financial sense, financial experts say.

“I took out $60,000 in student loans and it sure paid off for me,” says Leslie Playor, of Read the rest of this entry »

New wave of Michael sightings sweeps U.S.

In ABC News, Bill O'Reilly, CBS, CNN, Conspiracies & Coverups, Daily Kos, E!, Entertainment Tonight, Fox News, Huffington Post, Jane Velez-Mitchell, Keith Olbermann, Lou Dobbs, MSNBC, Michael Faked His Death, Michael Jackson, derek clontz on October 9, 2009 at 10:54 pm

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Mischievous pop king Michael Jackson is alleged to have died of a drug-induced heart attack on June 25, but hundreds of eyewitnesses disagree – claiming in just one seven-day period alone to have spotted him in:

ALIVE - OR NOT? Some say yes, some say no.

ALIVE - OR NOT? Some say yes, some say no.

- Miami

- New Orleans

- Dallas

- Las Vegas

- Los Angeles

- Chicago

- New York

- Washington, D.C.

- Columbus (Ohio)

- Detroit

- St. Louis

- Anderson (South Carolina).

“We are looking over the reports and making lots of telephone calls as we piece together a timeline that is both coherent and plausible,” says Ragan Dunn, derekclontz.wordpress.com reporter.

“Suffice it to say we are hearing claims, unsubstantiated to date, of a wave of sightings that, if accurate, will offer up final proof that Jackson faked his death and is still alive today.

“I also have spoken to Cassandra Gretchen-Sims, who is answering questions, she says, on behalf of Jackson and at his request. But she tells me she ‘cannot comment’ on the sightings ‘until Michael tells me what he wants to put out there.’

“So, for the moment at least, she is standing by her earlier statement that Jackson is hiding out in Eastern Europe.

“There are so many rumors and stories and claims and counterclaims swirling around that it’s hard to know what to believe.

“That is why we are looking so closely at the timeline of these recent sightings.

“Michael obviously couldn’t have been in Miami, Chicago and New York on the same afternoon. But he could have been in all three in a single day if there was a four to six hour delay between each sighting.

“And  he certainly could have been in every city mentioned over the course of seven or eight days.  The fact is, those cities look like a routine touring schedule. Don’t get me wrong, nothing has been substantiated. We’re listening to reports and talking to people.

“We hope to sort things out within 24 to 48 hours and we’ll report on what we find. Right now, we are taking people at their word. We’ll have a better idea of the veracity of the reports soon.”

[Editor's note:  After dozens of interviews with people alleging to have seen Michael Jackson in the cities named at the beginning of this report, we have concluded that the superstar could not possibly have been spotted in all of the places fans and other observers claim.

This doesn't mean they are lying, but it suggests that in some cases, mistaken identity was in play.

Judging from our interviews, we believe Jackson could have been in Miami, Las Vegas, Chicago, New York and Los Angeles at the times reported. It is conceivable that he was in Anderson, South Carolina as well.

Sightings in New Orleans, Dallas, Washington D.C., Columbus, Ohio and St. Louis almost certainly did not occur, although we have reason to believe that three or possibly four Jackson lookalikes were working together in a hoax scenario and are responsible for the "Michael sightings" in Dallas, Washington and Columbus. The sightings in St. Louis and New Orleans remain, for now, entirely unexplained.]


MJ meets Obama in secret White House rendezvous

In ABC News, Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, Billboard, CBS, CNN, E!, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Growing Blogs, Headline News, Hollywood Reporter, Huffington Post, Jane Velez-Mitchell, Keith Olbermann, MJ and Obama Connection, MSNBC, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson Bombshell, New Michael Bombshell, New Michael Jackson STUNNER, New Proof MJ is Alive, Rolling Stone, Variety, Washington Post, derek clontz, michael savage on October 7, 2009 at 5:38 pm

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Just days after fans claimed to have spotted Michael Jackson in Florida’s Miami International Airport (FULL STORY), a trusted Washington source says the King of Pop is set to visit President Barack and first lady Michelle Obama in the White House “before the year is out.”

President Barack Obama is said to be looking forward to Michael Jackon's visit..

President Barack Obama is said to be looking forward to Michael Jackon's visit.

Details, understandably, are sketchy.

But the source – who spoke on the condition of anonymity – went on to say that “a Jackson staff member contacted White House Chief of Staff David Axelrod to request a meeting with the president and Mrs. Obama late last week, and they wholeheartedly approved.

“No date has been set, but it is my understanding that Mr. Obama prefers sooner than later and certainly hopes to get with Jackson before the year is out.”

It is unclear exactly when the meeting will take place, or what, if anything in particular, Jackson and the Obamas will discuss.

David Axelrod brokered Jackson meeting with the president: REPORT

David Axelrod brokered Jackson meeting with the president: REPORT

But it is thought by some that Jackson may offer to help the president win additional support for health care reform that would include a public option to help the poorest of the poor and their families get affordable coverage for basic health needs.

Whether that means Jackson – who is alleged to have died of a drug-induced heart attack late last June but may have faked his death – is, in fact, alive and set to “come out of hiding” remains to be seen.

For those who don’t know, it has been reported widely that the singer is recovering from poor health and drug addiction related to his inability to cope with the crushing presures of superstardom and life in a fishbowl.

Many are convinced that he will remain in a secret location or locations, out of the public eye, until June 2010, at which point he will launch a comeback tour with multiple concerts in hundreds of cities on every inhabited continent on earth.


Eco-disaster as ‘Dracula squirrels’ invade United States

In ABC News, Animal Kingdom, Baffled Scientists, Bill O'Reilly, CBS, CNN, Coverup, Dracula Squirrels, Fox News, Home Shopping Gnatwork, Horror in your Djembe Drum, Huffington Post, Jane Velez-Mitchell, Keith Olbermann, Little-Known Eco-Disasters, Lou Dobbs, Nature runs wild, Vampires, Vampires Invade U.S., Where the rubber hits the road, africa, derek clontz on October 5, 2009 at 5:13 pm

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Blood-sucking “Dracula squirrels” from the jungles of Africa have invaded the U.S. and if you haven’t been bitten yet, say worried zoologists, the possibility that you will be is increasing by the minute.

That’s because the bushy-tailed vampires breed faster than rabbits and unlike skittish domestic squirrels, they have  absolutely no fear of humans.

Dracula Squirrel

Dracula Squirrel

They’ll even eat out of your hand like a well-trained pet before they “snap” and attack, sinking their glistening white fangs into  a victim’s foot, finger, arm or neck for a sip of the fresh, warm blood they crave.

“Human blood contains an enzyme that Dracula squirrels need to digest food, but thanks to a quirk of evolution, the mammals don’t  produce the enzyme themselves,” explains Dr. Richard Canton, an Atlanta-based authority on the strange creatures.

Without human blood, these animals could gorge themselves on nuts and berries and still starve to death. What makes the situation so grim for humans is Dracula squirrels burn a lot of calories, and Read the rest of this entry »

Michael Jackson Sperm Bank SHOCKER – vote in our poll

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Michael Jackson secretly donated semen to an astonishing 200 sperm banks on four continents between 1991 and 2009 in a sweeping and unprecedented bid to leave his genetic “mark” – and legacy of  love – on every race and ethnicity on the planet, sources close to the superstar have told derekclontz . wordpress . com exclusively.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

And that means over a period of 18 years, the moonwalking super-singer, and, by many accounts, world-class dad, made, on average, a donation every 32.8 days, a task easily accomplished by any healthy male adult between the ages of 32 and 50.

For the record, Jackson was 32 in 1991 when the first donation was made and 50 in 2009 when the last donation was made earlier this year.

The fact that the King of Pop would have been a sperm donor doesn’t come as a shock.

His love of children – and inability to build a lasting romance with a woman of child-bearing age – would make in-vitro or mechanical fertilization a logical choice for fathering children.

The sheer number of donations – and the fact that he made them in North America, South America, Europe and the Far East – has, however, has raised some eyebrows, particularly among non-fans who believe Jackson  ”seeded the gene pool far and wide because he was a megalomaniac” or, in the blunt assessment of one Hollywood reporter, “because he was a lunatic who thought Read the rest of this entry »

MJ spotted in Miami airport on Sept. 30: EYEWITNESS’ REPORTS

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MIAMI, Florida – At least 35 sane and sensible eyewitnesses claim to have seen Michael Jackson darting through Miami International Airport on September 30  - some 95 days after he is alleged to have keeled over dead from a massive, drug-induced heart attack in Los Angeles.

Dr. Andy Reiss: YourWorldReport.com Psychic Consultant. Click to E-mail our expert.

Dr. Andy Reiss: YourWorldReport.com Psychic Consultant. Click to E-mail our expert.

And they’re not alone in believing that Jackson is still alive or, at the very least, walking the earth as an angel:

- a friend and confidante with known professional ties to Jackson – Cassandra Gretchen-Sims – insists that he faked his death and is hiding out in Eastern Europe.

-  a top psychic – Dr. Andy Reiss – offers that the superstar warbler’s tomb is stone cold empty, suggesting that he is, indeed, “still with us.”

- families in three cities are claiming to have seen Jackson’s “angel” telling children who had been hospitalized with terminal illnesses to, “Get up. Walk. Go home with your mother and father. You are healed.”

“Is he alive? Is he dead? Is he dead but back on earth as an angel? These are the questions all fans Read the rest of this entry »

End Times begin NOW: Experts predict end of life as we know it

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CLERGYMEN, scholars, futurists and even ancient prophets agree: The years 2009-2011 will mark the beginning of a cataclysmic end to life as we know it, paving the way for a stunningly different world on January 1, 2012.

When Satan's evil image appears over the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C., the end MUST be near, say some experts.

Satan's evil image over the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C.

“If you think it’s going to be business as usual, if you think anything is going to be like it is today, you’re not only dreaming, you’re wrong,” Derek Clontz, a writer, author, herbalist, futurist and, some have said, although he doesn’t like the label, “psychic,” told a gathering of scholars, journalists and laymen at the second annual “Conference of the Future” in Atlanta, Georgia.

“On a high note,” he continued, “the changes aren’t all going to be bad. But if you aren’t quick on your feet, if you don’t have faith that a Supreme Being or Guiding Force is orchestrating these changes for the benefit of mankind, you are in for a rude and perhaps terrifying shock.

“The world as we have known it is vanishing before our eyes, and one thing is clear: The new world will belong to those who are wise enough and courageous enough to see that changes must come if mankind is to have even a ghost of a chance of surviving to experience the dawn of the Fourth Millennium 1,000 short years from now.”

Derek Clontz

Derek Clontz

Clontz, who hails from Charlotte, N.C. and now calls Florida’s West Coast home, addressed the group in a spellbinding keynote speech that drew from prophecies and predictions offered up by a diverse group of clergymen, scientists, futurists and even ancient prophets – one of whom scratched his vision of the changes we are facing today on a papyrus scroll 2,300 years before the birth of Christ.

“The most dramatic and frightening of the events to come will be the dissolution of the United States,” Clontz explained.

“I am sure that Americans see just how imperiled the country is, riddled as it is with crime, corruption and even more importantly, the steady decline in morals and values that we are experiencing throughout the Western world.

“What I am not so sure of is whether they have a sense of the depth of the problem, of the extensiveness of the decay.

“I find quite the consensus among a variety of thinkers, most notably from the ranks of clergy, many of whom are convinced that global changes will be preceded by the sudden, total collapse of the U.S. – both as a country and as a force for good in the world.

“I must emphasize,” he continued, “that we aren’t “fortune-telling’- nor are we trying to read God’s mind in an attempt to determine in advance when the end will come. All we’re doing is discussing theobvious signs of change that Providence has chosen to warn us with.

“The future, as always, is formed in the present. Should you wish to ponder the future and prepare for the future, all you have to do is open your eyes and see the future.”

Here are some of the more spectacular predictions Clontz and his colleagues have made for the turn of the Millennium – and beyond. Each item is attributed to the author. A brief biographical statement to identify the author is included where appropriate.

1. The social, political and economic collapse of the United States and other world powers is likely within weeks or months after the dawning of the New Year on Jan. Read the rest of this entry »

Electrifying love life – with tips from lady inmates

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You can fire up you love life with tips from women who’ve learned how to make the most of whatever intimacies they can get – lady inmates.

WOMEN IN PRISON: Some people like to watch movies about them.

WOMEN IN PRISON: Some people like to watch movies about them.

“In prison you learn how to make a brief, chance encounter electrifying,” Zelda Hopekins, a former inmate and author of the exciting new book, No Holds Barred Guide to Loving (4-Page Media, Inc., $19.95), told derekclontz . wordpress . com exclusively.

“By using those same techniques in your own bedroom, where you have all the time in the world, you can transform a ho-hum love life into one worth writing home to your mother about.

“Don’t make the mistake of thinking that all prison love affairs are lesbian affairs,” she adds. “You’d be surprised at how many male guards, psychiatrists, doctors and preachers are intimately involved with lady prisoners.”

Here, from Hopekins’ book, are five fascinating ways to spice up your love life “the lady inmate way.”

1. Cut off your spouse for a long stretch – and then unleash your passions with unbridled gusto.

“Lady inmates might go months or even years without getting any loving, especially those in maximum security prisons,” says the New York-based expert.

“When the opportunity for a love sessions finally does present itself, these women are consumed with desire — which, when expressed openly and honestly, makes for a memorable encounter.”

2. Be spontaneous and do what makes YOU feel good.

“Lady inmates don’t have time to talk to a partner and figure out what he or she likes or dislikes,” says Hopekins. “They follow the ‘pleasure principle’ and go for the gold, so to speak. You should, too.”

3. Explore “naughtiness” and your wildest fantasies.

“Lady inmates know that good sex is more than a simple slam-bam physical encounter,” says Hopekins. “Day after day in their lonely cells, they have plenty of time to fantasize about the things that really turn them on .

“‘Naughty’ talk, fantasies and role-playing are lots of fun and can really intensify your sexual experience.

“A favorite role-playing game of female prisoners is exactly what you’d expect it to be- ‘inmate seduces guard.’”

4. Get rid of your underclothes.

“Inmates wear loose-fitting ’scrubs’ and jumpsuits with nothing underneath and that can be a major turn on,” says Hopekins.

“The next time you go to church or to a movie or out to eat with your sweetheart, lean over and whisper, ‘I’m not wearing panties’ — it’s a guaranteed turn on.”

5. Don’t forget there are many viable “love spots” other than your bed – the shower, closets and your car are just a few.

“Lady inmates enjoy sex whenever and wherever they can get it,” says Hopekins. “Shouldn’t you, too?”

Michael to fans: Help me write the greatest love song in HIStory

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Cassandra Gretchen-Sims – the source for a series of “Michael Jackson is Alive” stories that suggest he faked his death of drug-induced heart failure and is still alive today – says the King of Pop is reaching out to his fans, asking them to help him write a never-ending love song, the greatest (and longest) in HIStory.

ALIVE - OR NOT? If you believe, help him write a love song - the longest and greatest ever.

ALIVE - OR NOT? If you believe, help him write a love song - the longest and greatest ever.

And he promises to perform portions of it on his comeback tour that is tentatively set to begin next June.

“Michael wants all his fans to write from one to three lines, one to three lyrics, that he will use to craft the song that will keep a basic melody but will use different sets of fans’ lyrics each time he performs it,” says Gretchen-Sims.

“In this way, every fan will share songwriting credit, and every fan’s words and sentiments will be sung by Michael at some point on his touring schedule and in shows and on albums for years to come.

“Michael envisions this as, as he puts is, ‘the ultimate show of love and caring, for me, for the people who believe in me, and for the entire world.’

“He asks that all lyrics ’show love, not just for me, but for all mankind … for the children, who are love, and for the lonely, who need love, and for everyone who believes in love.’ The song will never end. It will thrive and grow and spread love from now until the end of time. Michael envisions everyone on Earth adding a lyric eventually, not just for this generation, but for all generations to come.

“It is an ambitious – and beautiful – sentiment and project. But as Michael puts it, ‘I can’t do this alone. Without my fans, I am nothing. Without my fans, I can’t do this song.”

Cassandra Gretchen-Sims.

Cassandra Gretchen-Sims.

Gretchen-Sims asks that all lyrics be sent using the comments post on this blog. She says every lyric will be delivered to Jackson, with whom she claims to be “in contact” via telephone and the Internet.”

She denies what she calls “ugly allegations” that she stands to benefit “in any way” from her claimed association with Jackson, saying, “I am working on Michael’s behalf because he asked me to. I have nothing to gain from my relationship with him.

“We are friends and have worked together professionally in the past. I trust him and he trusts me. It’s as simple as that.”

She asks that everyone who sends a lyric use a name or nickname that will be used in credits for the song.

‘Lone Wolf Terrorists’: Do you know one?

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You can tell if neighbors, friends, family members and co-workers are “lone wolf” terrorists like Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh or loony tunes mail-bomb maniac Ted Kaczynski by looking for the Top 10 warning signs developed by the FBI.

The threat, says the agency, is chilling – and real.

TED KACYNSKI: The ultimate lone wolf terrorist.

TED KACYNSKI: The ultimate lone wolf terrorist.

In a hair-raising intelligence bulletin issued just days ago, the agency warned local law enforcement agencies nationwide to be alert to serious threats from “weird Harold extremists” who act on their own and are not closely tied to al-Qaeda, Islamic Jihad or any of dozens of equally vicious domestic terror groups that flank America’s ultra right and left wings.

Those threats often stymie cops and intelligence agencies because they emerge without warning and are almost impossible to track.

It took years to capture, convict and imprison Unabomber Ted Kaczynski, a wimpy, scared-of-girls college professor who posted high-powered mail bombs to computer experts and businessmen in several states.

And McVeigh, who was executed in connection with the bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah federal building, probably never would have been caught if he hadn’t tried to make his escape in a car with no license plates.

“Lone extremists represent an ongoing terrorist threat in the United States,” says the FBI bulletin. Adds a highly placed agency source, “The possibility that you know one of these ‘ticking time bombs’ is greater than you might think.

“It’s estimated that one in every 10 Americans over the age of 18 fits the social and psychological profile of a ‘lone wolf’.

“A friend, a family member, even someone as seemingly innocuous as a pastor, a shoe salesman, or a teacher in your child’s school or even an elderly neighbor could be working behind the scenes to launch a terrorist attack.”

Here, from FBI profilers and psychologists, are the Top 10 warning signs that suggest a person is a lone extremist now – or could “snap” and become one in the near future. Lone wolf terrorists:

1. Smoke like chimneys and/or knock back a drink or more daily to calm jittery nerves and ease guilt associated with planning or even just thinking about conducting a terrorist operation that could kill hundreds or even thousands of innocent people.

“Lone wolves who smoke are almost certainly upsetting co-workers who don’t smoke because they take so many breaks during the workday,“ says the FBI source. “Drinkers aren’t necessarily drunks, but you can rest assured they’re hard pressed to go too long without taking a ’nip’.”

2. Make “fashion errors” most people avoid like the plague. For example, male lone wolves might show up for a game of tennis in heavy leather “clod hoppers” or scuffed up wingtips.

Women might strut around with their slips hanging out or wearing stretched-or ill-fitting panty house. Missing blouse buttons that allow for breast exposure are another “bad sign.”

“Lone wolves are too withdrawn and preoccupied to see how odd their behavior might look to other people,” the source says.

3. Know it all – or think they do.

While most people are “team players” and work hard to get along with others, lone wolves with terror on their minds are often high-handed and preachy know-it-alls who have little or no time to hear what other people might think.

“I call them ‘finger waggers‘,” says the source. “These are the men and women who not only know more than you know, they point and wag their fingers when they’re dressing you down for being so stupid.“

4. Are afraid of, and awkward around, the opposite sex.

Males are ‘afraid of women’ and their dating experience is apt to be quite limited, even if they overcame their fears with one woman and got married,“ says the source.

“Female lone wolves will often complain about ’good men’ being hard to find, and condemn all men as chauvinists in order to hide their own insecurities and fear of their own sexuality.”

5. Are loners – even in a crowd.

“Lone wolves will spend an inordinate time alone, reading, writing, even pretending to watch TV like a couch potato while they secretly daydream about a terror operation,” says the source.

6. Are “nerdy” and “geeky”.

Says the source: “Anyone who spends two hours or more a day on a computer or has multiple e-mail accounts is suspect. Normal people with normal interests have better things to do.

They prefer the company of other people to ‘fantasy friends‘ on the Web.“

7. Offend others with an unsophisticated, juvenile or strange sense of humor. “Lone extremists quite often have a crude and off-color sense of humor that they express at inappropriate times,” says the source.

“For example, they might tell a ‘doo-doo joke’ at the boss’s fancy dinner party.

“Or they might make incredibly crude sexual comments or repeat bawdy limericks, such as ‘There was a girl from Nantucket . . .‘ around a preacher’s wife without realizing that such filth is better left to the locker room.“

8. Have a foul or strange body odor or breath that they try to mask with strong perfumes, after-shave lotions and mouthwashes.

“They don’t bathe as often as most people – every other day, or every three days at most,” says Read the rest of this entry »

‘MJ-is-alive source’ answers your questions – all you have to do is ask

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[Editor's Note: The flood of letters for Cassandra Gretchen-Sims continues. And  to speed the process of approving and posting them, she has decided to publish first and then address and answer them later as time permits. In this way, we can reduce the number of duplicate letters we are getting from people who - understandably - are thinking their original messages were "lost" or are being ignored. As promised from the beginning, Ms. Gretchen-Sims will personally address every letter, and answer, to the extent possible, every question.

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Cassandra Gretchen-Sims answers your questions about Michael Jackson.

Note to readers from Cassandra Gretchen-Sims: To those who have asked, let me say that I am using a "generic" model-released photo purchased in a collection of stock photography CDs to protect my identity. This is common procedure in publishing (think Betty Crocker). I cannot reveal my face - if I do, I will become a prisoner as Michael became a prisoner. I feel sure you will understand.

Cassandra Gretchen-Sims – the source for the latest in a series of “Michael Jackson is Alive” stories that have captured the imagination of  people worldwide – has agreed to answer questions from his fans to, as she puts it, “give people all the information that is available, directly, with no go-between.”

“Ask your questions and I’ll answer them honestly and as fully as I can,”
Alive and well? Source says, "Yes, Michael Jackson is alive."

Michael Jackson

continues Cassandra Gretchen-Sims, a writer and producer who as late as last April was known by Hollywood and recording-industry insiders to be working hand-in-glove with the pop star on a secret movie script about his life.

“Send your questions to me and I’ll address every one – but please, only one letter per fan.

“If too many people send too many questions, there will be no way to keep up and everyone will feel cheated. Also, please, don’t waste time asking me for my person e-mail and home addresses and contact information.

“I cannot give them out, but, instead, will work through this blog.

“I will answer as quickly as I can, and that means within one to 48 hours, depending on my schedule and the complexity of your questions.

“I am in touch with Michael – he is, indeed, alive. And if I have to talk with him before answering a question, to answer it accurately, there could be an additional delay as he chooses the times we speak, not me.

” I look forward to your mail,” she adds. “I am honored to be in a position to answer your questions.”

NEW TODAY: End Times Start NOW – What you can expect to happen between now and 2012 … world exclusive report

NEAR-MISS AS JUMBO JET SKIRTS ANGELS AT 40,000 FEET

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FEDS WARN: Messengers from Heaven are a Threat to Passenger Safety
PLUS: Wave of Angel Sightings Sweeps U.S.
AND: What to do if YOU see an Angel

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America’s National Transportation Safety Board issued a secret and unprecedented alert after a passenger jet bound to Los A ngeles from Chicago averted what the NTSB called “shimmering winged entities” at 40,000 feet.

Nobody at the agency’s headquarters in Washington, D.C. is speaking for the record to avoid what one White House official called “a Christian revival that President Obama and other secularists in this administration do not want to see.”

JET similar to this one missed angel, disaster averted: "Thank God," says source. "Thank God."

JET similar to this one missed angel, disaster averted: "Thank God," says source. "Thank God."

But NTSB sources confirm the harrowing encounter did, in fact, occur – and say airlines and pilots have been warned to “take the phenomenon seriously” as similar incidents are expected to occur “with increasing frequency”  on the run-up to the year 2012 – when many believe the world will end.

“Federal agencies by their very nature bend over backward to avoid embroiling themselves in religious issues of any kind, but in this case they have no choice,” said one NTSB insider.

“I happen to be a Christian myself and I have no qualms about it. But you better believe there are people who do not want information like this getting out to the public. ”

Reports concerning the actual encounter are sketchy and details are virtually nonexistent. But sources agree the jet narrowly averted a flock of approximately 50 angels at an altitude of 40,000 feet approximately 35 minutes into the flight.

According to those sources, the pilot of the jet said the entities “appeared out of nowhere and hovered in the clouds for 25 to 30 seconds, long enough to get a clear and unmistakable view.”

He went on to say–both in radio transmissions and a written report–that the entities “looked like an illustration from an old Bible. They were angels. I have no doubt.”

After making “rather abrupt” evasive maneuvers that reportedly resulted in two passengers sustaining minor cuts and bruises, the pilot managed to avoid what he termed “a direct hit.”

In his written report, however, he openly wondered if the plane and passengers were ever really in danger because, as he stated:

“There was nothing sinister about them. They appeared to have no more substance than vapor. I am not convinced, not now anyway, that a collision was imminent. It seems as though we could have flown right through them without problems.”

The sources went on to say a co-pilot “was profoundly moved by the experience” and has since taken a leave of absence “to contemplate precisely what happened – and why it happened.”

The airline itself was not identified by sources and the NTSB reportedly has made it clear in internal memos that keeping the name under wraps is a priority of the first order.

In fact, the NTSB and other federal agencies, including the FBI, have interviewed and debriefed all 263 passengers aboard the flight not once, but twice – each time stressing “national security” in what one source called “an intense, even frenzied” bid to keep them from talking to the press.

“I seriously doubt anybody, even the FBI, can keep all those people quiet,” said the Washington source. “Time will tell just how long their ‘national security’ arguments will work.”

Meanwhile, the NTSB has alerted all foreign and domestic airlines to exercise “due restraint in discussing similar incidents if and when they occur.”

The agency further warned “that any sighting or encounter, natural or supernatural, with potential to imperil passengers or compromise confidence in our ability to navigate (the skies) must be avoided at any cost.”

While the NTSB and airlines attempt to cope with a situation that obviously is beyond Read the rest of this entry »

Breaking news: Michael Jackson sends message to fans – I am alive!

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Michael Jackson is alive and has sent a stunning message to his fans, “I will see you all next June on my world tour – I love  you all!”

Michael Jackson is alive and well, says close friend.

Michael Jackson is alive and well, says close friend.

That’s the word from longtime friend and confidante Cassandra Gretchen-Sims, a writer and producer who as late as last April was known by Hollywood and recording-industry insiders to be working hand-in-glove with the pop star on a secret movie script that, she says, “Michael envisioned as part fact, part fantasy – the story of the person he is and the person he wants to be, and it included the death hoax that is playing out in reality today.”

Gretchen-Sims, 52, also reports that contrary to the belief of many, Jackson “is all man with completely normal and wholesome sexual desires and appetites.” This is a bombshell revelation that, she contends, “should dispel rumors about his psychological and emotional makeup.

“Michael Jackson is not now nor has he ever been a pedophile or abuser of children. He is a wonderful and entirely masculine … a terrific father and a good human being.

“I talk with him almost daily,” Gretchen-Sims, speaking from an apartment in Paris, France, continued, adding: “He has been silent about his comeback until now.

“He is recuperating and healing from the damage to his health caused by his stardom.

“He told me to ‘tell everyone, tell all my fans’ that the stories of his drug abuse and addiction ’sadly, are true. But I’m not dead. I’m getting stronger and drugs are behind me. I’ll never take another drug, not even an aspirin. Tell my fans I’m sorry for putting them through so much sadness and turmoil.

“‘Tell them I had to do it. I had no choice. If I had tried to do the London shows we had scheduled, I would have died for real. I thank God for helping me see the light. I will see you all next June on my world tour – the greatest tour the world has ever seen, bigger than Thriller, bigger than the Beatles and the Rolling Stones combined.’”

Gretchen-Sims declined to say where Michael is located, but in a verbal slip noted that “Eastern Europe is the safest place …” suggesting that he is – as earlier reports suggested – hiding out in Romania, Hungary or possibly even Russia, where reporters and his enemies would be hard pressed to find him.

“I want everyone to know that I am the messenger for Michael, but I have nothing to gain financially from this because he paid me in advance for my work with him several years ago – that is behind us,” she told Your World Report exclusively.

“Michael and I, also, are deeply involved as friends. I would never do anything to take advantage of what is a sacred trust between us.

“He told me to make a statement, and he specifically told me to make the statement to Your World Report because ‘they are the only ones who have gotten the story right from the beginning. They care about me and they care about the truth.’

“He is monitoring the Internet and he really enjoys all the messages from his fans. He said they ‘give me strength and fill me with love. Tell them that all the love they send to me I send right back. I love my fans!’”

Gretchen-Sims says that even though she and Michael are talking “a lot and regularly,” she will not betray his confidence and discuss the subject of conversations or plans that he might  have “unless and until he tells me to.”

“That might be later today, that might be tomorrow, that might be a month from now.  I’ll say more when Michael gives me the word. For now, just know that he is well and happy and getting stronger by the day.

“And he will be back. That’s a guarantee.”

Fake homicide charge part of MJ death-hoax coverup, says source

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ALIVE - OR NOT? You be the judge.

ALIVE - OR NOT? You be the judge.

A source close to pop king Michael Jackson says the “fake” charge that is alleged to be pending against a doctor who treated the superstar “is part and parcel of Michael’s death-hoax coverup – the doctor didn’t do anything wrong and he won’t go to prison … I assure you … I promise you … Michael will see to that.”

More as the story develops. – Derek Clontz

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Elvis ‘death hoax’ TRUTH from reporter who wrote 70 stories about it

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Did Elvis Presley REALLY fake his death of a drug-induced heart attack in 1977 and is he still alive today?

Elvis Presley: Your toughest questions about The King and his death answered by Derek Clontz

Elvis Presley: Your toughest questions about The King and his death answered by Derek Clontz

What about that picture of a “wax dummy” in his coffin – real, or fake?

And those sightings in Kalamazoo, Michigan in 1989, 12 years after he is said to have died … what’s the deal with that?

And then there was that motorcycle accident in which he is said to have broken his leg in 1992 – true, or a fabrication?

Ask Derek Clontz, the source for over 70 of those stories – all of them world exclusives – in a tabloid career dating back to 1982, when he wrote Elvis is Alive! for GLOBE based on sightings in Canada.

The story cycle began anew with Weekly World News in 1989, with the publication of yet another Elvis is Alive! story based on Gail Giorgio’s book, Is Elvis Alive?

That was followed with Elvis Lived With Waitress from 1979 to 1982Elvis Spotted at Burger King in KalamazooElvis Breaks Leg in Motorcyle Crash Just Days Ago … and dozens more, including Elvis’ Tomb is Empty and Where Elvis is Really Buried based on inside information from Presley family friend and preacher, the Rev. Gene Maugham, who showed Clontz – and Clontz only – the final resting place of The King’s casket, although not even a deep-seeking sonar scan commissioned by Clontz could prove that Presley was in it.

Maugham stepped forward after psychic and metaphysician Dr. Andy Reiss determined beyond the shadow of any reasonable doubt that Elvis is not, repeat, not under the marker that bears his name in the Meditation Garden at his opulent Graceland estate in Memphis, Tennessee.

Intrigued? If you love Elvis, we know you will be. Get the answers to questions you’ve wondered about since 1977. Ask Derek Clontz by sending your questions in through the comments box on this page.

Michael Jackson ALIVE in a FUTURISTIC ICE CHAMBER

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The Michael Jackson “Death Hoax Mystery” appears to have been solved with a top psychic revealing the pop singer is alive and well but in a state of suspended animation in a cryogenic ice chamber filled with liquid nitrogen – the kind that urban legends say cartoon king Walt Disney has been frozen in since his death in 1966.

It is unclear whether Disney really is frozen. Some say he is. Others say he is not, arguing that the science of freezing human bodies for revival at a later date was not advanced enough in the 1960s to do the job.

But technology that was in its infancy in 40 years ago has come a long way.

And given Jackson’s fascination with cutting-edge technology and advanced medical techniques – he used a hyperbaric “pressure chamber”, for example, in the 1990s in a search for, it was reported at the time, “immortality” – the idea that he is indeed in a cryogenic chamber is not so farfetched.

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Dr. Andy Reiss: YourWorldReport.com Psychic Consultant. Click to E-mail our expert.

“I think he is,” Dr. Andy Reiss, the famed Los Angeles-based psychic and metaphysician, told me exclusively.

“I know from a previous reading that his casket at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles is empty. I also know that he is no where near his casket – he is not on the West Coast of the United States.

“I see him in a state of suspended animation, in a cryogenic chamber. He had reason to fake his death, and he had reason to want to, after a time, ‘come back from the dead’ and revive his career.

“I sense he was saddled with shady business investments and secret gambling debts that had sapped his fortune and left him in financial disarray.

“As we all know, his death – or his disappearance – has had the effect of increasing sales of his music and it won’t be long before there is enough money in the estate to pay off the debts and also build a substantial cash reserve to support his lavish lifestyle without him having to worry how to pay the bills.

“Michael Jackson knew that a huge publicity stunt such as faking his death would make this would happen.

“He simply could have gone into hiding, but the cryogenic chamber makes sense, too. It squares with Michael’s sensibilities – he is a showman and loves drama. What could be more dramatic than freezing yourself into a state of suspended animation and then coming back ‘from the dead’?”

Not everyone agrees that cryogenics is an viable option for Michael Jackson, or, for that matter, any human.

As one scientist involved in crygenics research, speaking on condition of anonymity, told me: “We aren’t quite to the point where we can freeze a human and then revive him without serious neurological damage.”

But another expert said: “That is not true. We can put a human in a state of suspended animation and we can revive him without damage.

“We can’t freeze a human, no, but we can reduce temperature to a point that suspended animation can occur without any lasting effects.

“Remember that every winter we hear reports of people who collapse and are unconscious and comatose for days in the snow or an icy creek and then are revived without any injury whatsoever.

“Is Michael Jackson in this state? I have no knowledge of that, but, in theory, he could be.

“I wouldn’t doubt it at all.”

MICHAEL JACKSON CASKET IS EMPTY – NEW SHOCK REPORT

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Michael Jackson’s posh casket in the basement of Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles is stone-cold empty, says top psychic and metaphysician Dr. Andy Reiss.

And while that alone doesn’t prove the overwrought superstar faked his death – as many suspect – it is, at the very least, supportive of reports that claim he did, in fact, perpetrate a hoax … and one day might day come out of hiding.

MICHAEL: He once told The World's Skinnest Woman to believe in herself. And she does.

MICHAEL JACKSON

“Make no mistake, Michael Jackson is not in the casket that bears his name,” Dr. Reiss told me exclusively.

“The coffin, his casket, his tomb – empty. And he is not – repeat, he is not on the West Coast of the United States, not in Los Angeles, not in California, nowhere close.

“Is he alive? Is he dead? I have mixed intuitions about this.

“There are many reasons for him to have faked his death, several of which are unknown to the public.

Dr. Andy Reiss: YourWorldReport.com Psychic Consultant

Dr. Andy Reiss: YourWorldReport.com Psychic Consultant. Questions? Write to Dr. Reiss at 4page@earthlink.net

“One that I feel very strongly to be true is that he was in deep despair over a series of  shady investments and business dealings and a secret gambling addiction that had laid waste to his fortune.

“Had those investments and dealings and the gambling come to light, his reputation could have been permanently damaged.

“Faking his death would not only make sense under such a threat, you might argue that it was the best way to deal with the situation.

“The infusion of income from increased record sales generated by the renewed interest in his life, his music and his career could be used to ‘clean up’ the financial mess before anything was exposed.

“When the time is right, with the dirt swept under the rug, Michael could once again step forward without a dark cloud over his head and do what he did so well – entertain billions of women, children and men who appreciate his singing and dancing, and also love him as a human being.”

Dr. Reiss dropped three more bombshells based on his meditations over Jackson’s alleged death.

“It seems clear to me that in the year leading up to his disappearance, Michael had become romantically involved with a bisexual woman, possibly a man, but more likely a woman, who, like Michael, dressed and had mannerisms that would be considered both male and female, androgynous.

“I believe this relationship was good for Michael, and if he is still alive, which, as I have said, is quite possible, I sense that their relationship Read the rest of this entry »

Thousands seek miracles at ‘Devil Tree’ of Africa

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Witches, warlocks and Satan worshipers are flocking to a giant palm tree that bears the Devil’s evil image and is doling out miracles like there’s no tomorrow.

The Devil

The Devil

Since the oozing, blood-red face appeared in a gash on the 45-foot tree’s trunk after a lightning strike in Accra, Ghana, on July 2, an estimated 3,000 pagans, heathens, agnostics and atheists claim to have received everything from six-figure cash windfalls to cures for afflictions ranging from acne, obesity and arthritis to terminal cancer just by kneeling before the image or touching it.

And they’re backed up by a worried Christian clergyman who confirms “the Devil Tree” is offering up miracles of a magnitude not seen since Jesus walked on water and rose from the dead.

“But these acts of kindness come with a price – your immortal soul,” warns Rev. Dr. Marsha Montagne, a lay minister who tried – and failed – to kill the tree by dumping over 200 pounds of salt on its roots and saturating the ground around it with kerosene.

“The Devil is not your friend, he’s not your buddy, and he’s not going to give you a free lunch,” she told YourWorldReport.com exclusively.

“If he cures your cancer today, if he gives you the cash to buy a new car tomorrow, you’ll owe him something even more precious when you die.

“Instead of spending eternity with God and our Lord Jesus in Heaven, you’re going to burn in Hell for ever and ever and ever.”

Candace Cramorert, 27, is believed to have been the first to see Satan’s face on the oak that’s located on property that she and a few of her relatives own a few miles west of town.

The tree had been hit by lightning that left a smoking 14-foot gash – and the Devil’s glaring visage – in its trunk.

While gazing at the face, she says, the hip defect she was born with “healed spontaneously, and I no longer walk with a limp.”

“But that doesn‘t mean I’m going to Hell,” continues the self-described witch. “As far as I’m concerned, Satan’s miracles are just like God’s miracles – free for the taking.

“But even if strings were attached, I’d still ask him to help me out.

“I limped all my life. Now I’m normal like everybody else. Not only that, I’ve had friends who lost weight and had terrible acne scars to vanish after they visited the tree.

“I know one man whose chopped-off fingertip grew back and another whose arthritis just disappeared.

“If accepting these miracles means we’re going to burn in Hell then so be it. But I’ll tell you something: I didn’t see Jesus or God coming Read the rest of this entry »

Charles Manson Race War: The Beatles and Helter Skelter; Plus, Manson Cancer Scare is Real, Say Sources

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Editor’s note: Rumors that criminal mastermind and cult king Charles Manson has been diagnosed with prostate cancer are true, but the good news (or bad news, depending on your point of view) is that – like most prostate cancers in elderly men – it is growing slowly and isn’t immediately life threatening. Prison doctors, in fact, according to our sources, have said “watchful waiting makes sense” in Manson’s case. In other words, if the cancer becomes more aggressive, they likely will recommend surgery or radiation – but not before. Also, we are told Manson still is in the possession of what has been called his “prodigious and insatiable sex drive”, the outlet for which we will, in the interest of modesty, leave to the imaginations of our readers. – Derek Clontz

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Are you hep to what the Beatles are saying?  Dig it, they are telling it like it is.  They know what’s happening in the city; blackie is getting ready.  They put the revolution to music.  It’s “Helter Skelter.” Helter-Skelter is coming down. - Charles Manson

Every generation has its maniacs – especially racist maniacs. Such was Charles Manson. Here’s his story as it unfolded 40 years ago – one that is a lesson to us today. This is especially so in light of the rise of racism in America and violent acts that inevitably follow from it.

Charles Manson

Charles Manson

Drenched in blood, a dead body was slumped in a car on the driveway.  Two bodies, looking like mannequins dipped in red paint, lay on the manicured lawn.  As police officers entered the home, they noticed the word “PIG” painted on the door in blood.

In the center of the living room, facing the fireplace, was a long couch.  Draped over the back was a huge American flag.  It was Saturday, August 9, 1969. (Ironically, the day before in England, the Beatles walked across Abbey Road for the last time–the photo captured for posterity on the album of the same name.)

On the other side of the couch lay a young blond woman, very pregnant.  Later identified as Sharon Tate, film director Roman Polanski’s wife, she lay in a fetal position, her legs tucked up toward her stomach.  Blood had been smeared all over her.

A white nylon rope was looped around her neck twice; one end extended over a rafter in the ceiling, the other led across the floor to yet another body, that of a man, about four feet away.  The man was drenched in blood, his face covered with a bloody towel, his hands bunched up near his head as if still warding off blows.

When the police lifted the towel, the man’s face was so badly contused that the police became sick to their stomachs.

Charles Manson, the psychopathic killer responsible for the seven murders at this Hollywood Hills home, blamed the Beatles’ White Read the rest of this entry »

STRIKE! Millions of women will stop cleaning house on Aug. 15

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Millions of women are set to stop doing housework on August 15 and organizers of the strike say the stoppage will last as long as it takes for men and kids to realize that cooking, cleaning, mopping, ironing, vacuuming, washing clothes and dishes and doing windows and scrubbing the johnnie is NOT women’s work only.

Men and children  are likely to suffer most during women's strike

Men and children are likely to suffer most during women's strike

All I’ve got to say is, ‘Beware the Ides of August,’” Rhonda Bishop-Morley, of the firebrand women’s rights group, Women Unleashed, told me exclusively.

“Women have come a long way since the 1950s when we were afraid to demand help around the house because men controlled the money, and if we complained, they’d cut our ‘allowance.’

“Now we’re making as much money as men, and in some cases a lot more.

“And yet somehow we’re still expected to come home after a hard day at work and get cracking on ‘our’ chores.

“Sorry, Charlie. Those days are over. If you think the garbage is stinking up the house, take it out yourself. While you’re up, why don’t you vacuum the living room and scrub the toilet.

“This gal ain’t doing it!”

Women Unleashed came up with the idea for a “chore strike” over two years ago and has been promoting it in women’s magazines, on radio and television talk shows and over the Internet.

Bishop-Morley, who founded the group, claims 2.2 million women have pledged to join the strike through Internet sign-in screens and “I’m In!” coupons that they clipped out of magazines.

The unprecedented campaign has been largely ignored by mainstream media because, according to Bishop-Morley, “the media is Read the rest of this entry »

New poll names Top 10 Lyme disease therapies

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By any name you call it, chronic or persistent Lyme disease is wrecking lives from coast to coast (in America) and also around the world. For some people, extended treatment with prescription antibiotics is the solution.

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For others, antibiotics aren’t available or haven’t worked. In many cases these people have turned to various herbs and supplements for support in the battle for their health.

If you have direct experience as a Lyme sufferer or have helped a patient, friend or family member recover his or her health, we want you to weigh in on what was, in your experience, the most effective treatment.

Simply check the drug or herb or combination that you feel was most important to the recovery process. You can select as many as you like. Rest assured, your input will help others make informed decisions that could mean the difference between health or sickness.

Additionally, we encourage you to leave comments describing your experiences in detail. If you have battled Lyme disease, you know how lonely the fight can be. Hearing that others have won the battle and recovered their health is encouragement, and hope, that patients who are just beginning to treat can believe in.

Models: $20-a-minute to read our newscast – now THAT’S a great job!

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Read news, earn money - from anywhere on earth.

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That’s right – our newscaster will keep our readers informed and up to the minute in a classy one-piece. Nothing lurid. No wiggling and jiggling. And our point is simple: We want to show the world that a swimsuit can be more dignified than the short skirts and flung-open blouses that Fox News puts THEIR female anchors in.

Age is no barrier – nor is body size or shape. And you don’t have to be a professional communicator or journalist to get the job. We’ll send you the newscast. You’ll read it on camera and thn upload the video to us. Quick and easy. And not only will you be helping us make a point, you’ll be building your name and reputation and resume.

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NASA MOON LANDING FILMED IN NEVADA DESERT – New proof 1969 lunar feat was faked

In Bill O'Reilly, CBS, CNN, Coverup, DID NASA FAKE MOON SHOT?, Discovery, Doh!, Fox News, History Channel, MOON SHOT ANNIVERSARY, MOON SHOT LIE, MOON SHOT QUESTIONS, MSNBC, NASA, NASA FAKED MOON LANDING, NASA HALL OF SHAME, NEW EVIDENCE: MOON SHOT FAKED, Nancy Grace, New Scientist, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND, ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, REPORT: U.S. DIDN'T GO TO MOON, Science on Parade, THE EAGLE HAS LANDED - NOT, Tricked Again!, conspiracy, derek clontz on July 20, 2009 at 10:11 pm

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NASA claims to have sent astronauts to the moon six times between 1969 and 1972 but dramatic new evidence proves that the $30 billion program was a hoax-filmed on a movie set in the Nevada desert.

FAKED: You can even see stage lights (left) in this NASA photo.

FAKED: You can even see stage lights (left) in this NASA photo.

Bill Kaysing, author of We Never Went to the Moon, America’s $30 Billion Swindle (Desert Publications, Cornville, Ariz.), says that NASA had neither the technology nor the resolve to rocket men to the moon but instead conspired to deceive the American public for one reason and one reason only: To keep the tax dollars flowing so the agency could stay in business.

“The moon program was a hoax,” declared Kaysing, former chief of technical productions at Rocketdyne Propulsion Laboratories, a rocket engine developer. “It was a $30 billion swindle,” he added. “The National Aeronautics and Space Administration staged the whole thing.”

NASA denies the allegations and insists that the agency sent men to the moon in mission after mission. But to prove his point, Kaysing notes that:

- No stars appear in any of the pictures that were allegedly taken from the moon nor were any mentioned by the astronauts. Because the moon has no atmosphere to diffuse their light, the stars should have looked spectacular.

- NASA has never released any photos in which the moon can be seen in relationship to planets other than Earth, because those relationships would be almost impossible to fake, said Kaysing.

- Pictures of Earth that were allegedly taken from the lunar surface are patent fakes, he added, because the Earth appears much too small in relationship to the lunar horizon.

- Lunar landers should have kicked up tons of dust and debris as they landed on the moon but photos show that the areas directly under the modules’ rocket engines are undisturbed. If powerful rockets didn’t affect the lunar surface as the module landed, asked Kaysing, why are the astronaut’s bootprints clearly visible in the dust?

- Pictures taken with the sun behind the astronauts show bright detail on helmet visors and the front of their suits. This could only be done with artificial lighting of the type that is used on movie sets.

- Information pertaining to the Apollo moon missions is not classified but is not available to the public. Even stranger, the Apollo astronauts themselves have made it clear that they don’t care to discuss their missions with anyone other than their NASA bosses.

- It would have been a simple matter for astronauts to signal Earth and all mankind with silver foil or a laser device after they reached the moon but they didn’t. It’s hard to imagine how Read the rest of this entry »

Bible’s Ark of the Covenant found floating in the Atlantic – and 21 MORE PREDICTIONS FROM NOAH’S ARK SCROLLS

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BIBLE’S ARK OF THE COVENANT FOUND FLOATING IN THE ATLANTIC – JUST MILES FROM TITANIC

NEW MESSIAH EMPTIES HOSPITAL – BY TURNING CRUTCHES INTO SNAKES

TERROR KING OSAMA BIN LADEN CRUSHED IN BIZARRE CAMEL ‘ROLLOVER’ ACCIDENT

AND MANY MORE

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U.S. Army Rangers have discovered the rotting, half-buried remains of Noah’s Ark on Turkey’s Mt. Ararat with 22 electrifying bible prophecies hidden inside.

The find of both the vessel and “Noah’s Scrolls,“ as the predictions are being called, has not only stunned religious scholars, it has commanded the attention of President Barack Obama – who says the prognostications “are too bold, too precise and, at times, too terrifying to ignore in this dangerous age we live in.

I don’t believe in fortune tellers, but prophetic scrolls, especially Bible scrolls found in Noah’s Ark, are a different ball game,“ he told cabinet members, trusted aides and a panel of clergymen who met to discuss the prophecies in the Oval Office.

The vessel and scrolls were discovered by elite U.S. Army Rangers in April in the hold of what has been described as “an unusual wooden ship” that was exposed by flash flooding on Mt. Ararat, which has long been held to be the final resting place of Noah’s ark.

Sophisticated dating techniques indicate the scrolls and vessel are between 8,400 and 10,900 years old, which, according to both Christian and Jewish literalists, is the age in which Noah is believed to have lived.

Rather than rush to announce the discovery, researchers recruited by the Pentagon have been working around the clock to isolate and protect the site from a tourist and media onslaught.

Those experts, flanked by Pentagon brass, are expected to make the official announcement in a news conference scheduled for July 30, inside sources say.

While scientists continue to investigate and secure the site, the scrolls have been jetted to the Rockefeller Museum in East Jerusalem, home of the Dead Sea Scrolls, for continuing study that likely will last for decades.

Translations were privately delivered to key leaders, including President Obama and Pope Benedict. A Vatican source confirms they discussed the scrolls when Obama met with the Pope at the Vatican in early July.

Critics of President George Bush’s policies in the Middle East – which, in some ways, also are Mr. Obama policies – have been quick to suggest that both men may be playing fast and loose with early translations and interpretations to support a continuing war in Iraq and Afghanistan.

On the other hand, they can’t deny that translations leaked to the press do, in fact, mention dead Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein – and terror kingpin Osama bin Laden, who is still on the run – by name.

The reference goes on to call the men “enemies of peace” and says Hussein “will perish first,” and, in fact, he was executed.
Bin Laden, it seems, will suffer a fate far more common in the Middle East – a camel “rollover accident” that breaks his back and crushes his internal organs, the scrolls suggest.

Here are 20 more prophecies that were found on the scrolls:

1. The creation of a time machine by physicists at a major American university will touch off a vicious and damaging turf battle between the FBI and the Office of Homeland Security, both of which feel best qualified to operate the device in the interest of national security.

The issued is settled when 40 FBI agents use the machine to travel two years into the past in an attempt to stop the terror attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon on Sept. 11, 2001, which alters history – and causes the tunnel, and the agents, to vanish.

2. A woman heralded as the “new messiah” will arise in the Holy Land and perform a series of “impossible feats” to prove it, winning hundreds of millions of true-believing Christians to her cause. Like Christ 2,000 years ago, “Crystal” will walk on water, and in an apparent bid to beat Christ at his own game, use a net to scoop up frogs and minnows swimming at her feet.

In yet another show of divine power, Crystal will empty a hospital in Jerusalem of over 500 sick and dying people by magically turning closet full of canes and crutches into a snakes. Having fled the facility in stark terror, all will find themselves healed.

3. The Bible’s coveted Ark of the Covenant miraculously will float to the surface of the North Atlantic, intact, just miles from spot where the Titanic sank. Incredibly, scientists will find a pair of never-before-seen and highly venomous “singing spiders” curled up – alive – inside.

4. Scientists will pick up a chilling radio signal warning of an extraterrestrial strike force making its way to Earth to recover bodies from a UFO that was shot down by a U.S. fighter pilot earlier this year.

It isn’t clear whether the space aliens will seek revenge, although one translator noted that the term “eye for an eye” suggests that they might.

5. A New Age “preacher” who can walk through walls by altering his atomic structure with the power of his mind will teach millions of ordinary people to do the same before he is exposed as a henchman of Satan – plunging his unwitting disciples into madness.

6. In an apparently related development, the discovery of an ancient chant that keeps people young, vibrant and immune to sickness and aging will be considered a godsend until Bible scholars uncover evidence to suggest that it actually a song that the Devil sings in Hell – to keep souls alive so he can torment them for eternity.

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25 things you ought to know about Michael Jackson; dazzle friends with our terrific trivia

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1) Say it ain’t so – Michael did NOT invent the moonwalk. He copied the move from famed mime Marcel Marceau, who called it his “walk-against-the-wind” technique.

2) Michael was born on August 29, 1958. He never, ever celebrated his birthday when he was younger because he was a Jehovah’s Witness, a religious sect that gives all glory to God, not individuals.

MICHAEL: He once told The World's Skinnest Woman to believe in herself. And she does.

MICHAEL: He once told The World's Skinnest Woman to believe in herself. And she does.

3) His first solo album was Ben, recorded and released in 1972 – when he was 13.

4) Michael’s second home was infested with lethal rattlesnakes. He nearly got bitten while lounging around his swimming pool and often said, “It was only by the grace of God that I am alive today. Those snakes were like serpents in the Garden of Eden, sent by Satan to destroy me.”

5) As early as the year 1999, Michael told friends “I won’t live to be 50.” He did – but just barely IF, of course, he really is dead. That is a matter of debate, with surveys showing up to 45% of fans and observers believe the chances that he merely has gone into hiding to escape the pressures of life as a celebrity “are good.”

6) All told, he sold over 170 million albums and over 300 million records worldwide … BEFORE his alleged death, which sent sales skyrocketing yet again.

7) Just days after Jackson is alleged to have died, sources say, he jetted in secret to Asheville, North Carolina, and then to Hungary, where he reportedly moved into a medieval castle to hide from reporters and fans. Within 44 hours, there were new reports that he had surfaced in Moscow, Russia – where the news caused a public frenzy – with hundreds of fans reporting sighting.

9) Michael wrote four songs for his Thriller Album. The rest were penned by Rod Temperton, Steve Porcaro and John Bettis.

9) The original guitarist picked to play on Michael’s smash hit Beat It was the Grateful Dead’s Jerry Garcia, who backed out at the last minute. His replacement? Virtuoso Eddie Van Halen.

10) Michael bought the Best Picture Oscar trophy awarded to Gone with the Wind for an astounding $1.54 million. He paid a custodian $750 a week to dust it every hour on the hour – and polish it daily.

11) In Gary, Indiana, where he was born, Michael lived in a house and at an address that, coincidentally, bore his name: 2300 Jackson Street. Amazingly, in the 1940s, the street was called “Michael Street,” but the name was changed in 1951 to avoid confusion with  a “Michaels Street” across town.

12) Michael allegedly suffered from a skin condition called vitiligo that, he claimed, caused him to turn a bleachy white. Many friends, fans and experts believed that vitiligo had nothing to do with it, and that instead, he purposefully underwent a series of skin-lightening procedures because he preferred the look.

13) Michael was married twice but never got the seven-year itch – because he was wed only for a total of five years. His wives were Lisa Marie Presley (May 1994 to January 1996) and Debbie Rowe (November 1996 to October 1999).

14) After Michael’s first nose job in 1979,  he took home a slice of  it in a jar. He reportedly kept it under his bed and showed it to young guests who visited him for sleepovers at his Neverland Ranch before allegations of child molestations, quite likely false, forced him to stop bringing the kids over.

15) In 1984, Michael received a bill from a library saying he owed a mind-twisting $1 million for overdue library books. Library officials said that they wouldn’t charge him if he returned the books autographed. He did.

16) Michael won 7 Grammy awards for Thriller in 1984.

17) Thriller was listed in the Guinness Book of Records on February 7, 1984. It is one of only three albums to remain in the Top 10 of the Billboard 200 charts for a full year. It was – amazingly, No. 1 for 37 weeks.

18) Troubled actress and child star Tatum O’Neal was Jackson’s first girlfriend and , it is said, his first love. He kept a picture of her in his sock drawer, say former employees, and kissed it every morning to start his day.

19) In 1991, rap star MC Hammer said he could dance the pants off Jackson, to which Michael replied: “I’ve seen your videos and every single dance move you use, you got off me”.

20) Michael was a father of three children, Prince Michael Jackson I, Prince Michael Jackson II, and Paris Jackson, although it is unclear if they are his biological children or merely adopted.

21) In 2000, Jackson was listed in the Guinness Book of Records for his support of 93 charities, reportedly more than any other entertainer.

22) He is one of only a few artists to be inducted into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame more than once. In 1997, he was inducted into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of The Jackson 5. In 2001, he was inducted as a solo artist.

23) Michael’s visual trademarks are the moonwalk, a single white glove and white socks with black shoes.

24) Jackson is the only artist in history to generate five No. 1 hits from one album in the U.S. Was itThriller? No - Bad.

25)  So, how talented was Michael Jackson? Well, his 1982 album, Thriller, is the biggest-selling album of all time, with confirmed sales of over 47 million copies worldwide.

Michael Jackson ‘Death Hoax’ Diary Found – FINAL PROOF HE’S STILL ALIVE

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POP WARBLER Michael Jackson  kept an astonishing “death-hoax diary” explaining  how he would fake his death of a heart attack and telling when he would come out of hiding, a family friend who claims to have found the journal “among Michael’s personal effects” tells derekclontz.com exclusively.

ALIVE - OR NOT? You be the judge.

ALIVE - OR NOT? You be the judge.

“There’s too much pressure, pressure, pressure … pressure everywhere I turn …” a diary entry dated Nov. 17, 2008  is alleged to say in part.

“I don’t know who I am, not anmore (sp). Maybe I’m just a father to my children. Maybe I’m washed up.

“The drugs are (illegible) a toll … (illegible) … I’m not addict. But I can’t stop …

“If Elvis … (illegible) … so can I.

“I’ll have a ‘heart attack’ from drugs like he did (yeah, right!)

“I’ll come back, but only when I’m ready. Bigger than Elvis in ‘69.

“Maybe 2009 at Christmas. Or maybe the New Year is better.

“A back-from-dead tour,  a real Thriller. But I have to rest. I’m tired. I’m not (thinking) clearly.

“It’s the drugs.

“A lot of fans still love me.  (Some) people hate me.  Thing (sp) will be different (after this) …”

Jackson insiders declined to comment – officially – on the report. But as one privately put it, “We love Michael no matter what.”

The friend who leaked portions of the diary also was tight lipped, saying only, “There are over 60 pages (of it) that I will release to the family through my lawyer and they can do what they want with it. It doesn’t belong to me. It belongs to Michael and his loved ones.”

Other sources confirm that Jackson, 50, had spoken of  a death hoax “on several occasions” in 2008 and also in 2009, although the reported discovery of the diary that outlines his plans seemed to come as a surprise to everyone contacted by derekclontz.com.

A paint-by-numbers account of a death hoax, in the superstar’s own handwriting, could lead to serious legal problems, say legal observers, especially if the journal is perceived by insurance companies and the authorities to be a blueprint for fraud.

“I hope to God the diary is legit,” said a Jackson confidante who requested anonymity. “If  Michael really is alive, if he orchestrated all this, if he faked his own death, then nobody will be happier than me. As for fraud – nope, no way.

“Michael wouldn’t commit fraud. He’s not trying to collect insurance. He’s protecting himself. He’s doing this for his children. I’ll guarantee it.”

News of Jackson’s “death” on June 25 stunned the world. In fact, within hours of the ann0uncement by authorities, fans had already begun to speculate that he was still alive  and had gone into hiding. Subsequent reports suggested that he was, indeed, perpetrating a hoax to escape the pressures of life in the public eye.

Scooping the world, derekclontz.com reported Jackson had been spirited to Asheville, North Carolina and then to Eastern Europe, where it is thought that he might be holed up in Hungary, or even in Russia, where hundreds of people claim to have spotted him in Moscow.

ELVIS’ SECRET SON FOUND: Handsome 32-year-old is the spitting image of The King … Birth certificate proves HE’S ELVIS JR.

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Elvis Presley’s secret son grew up in Germany, but he is now back in the United States – hoping to meet his dad. The young man’s name is Elvis Presley Jr. He is 31 years old. And a birth certificate states point blank that Elvis Presley – the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll – is his dad.
That’s the word from author and Elvis expert William Stern, who learned about Elvis Jr. from a Presley family source and actually met him in a hotel room in Columbia, South Carolina, on July 2.
Stern said he that at first, he was skeptical about the young man’s identity and thought somebody might be trying to make him the victim of an elaborate practical joke.
But after talking with Elvis Jr. for three hours, and analyzing his birth certificate, Stern is convinced that he is the direct descendant of Elvis Presley – the greatest rock and roll performer who ever lived.
“He is not only the spitting image of Elvis Presley, he is Elvis Presley all over again,” said Stern, who has written prolifically about The King since he faked his death and went into hiding in 1977.
“Over the years I’ve heard many, many rumors that Elvis had a secret son but, lacking evidence, I didn’t take them seriously, at least not until I met this young man and saw the birth certificate that names Elvis as his dad.
“Now I’m convinced that Elvis did have a son,” adds Stern. “And I’ve got a gut feeling that the publicity this young man is going to generate might very well bring the 78-year-old singer out of hiding once and for all.”
Stern’s claims might sound outrageous but he produced plenty of evidence to support what he says.
A snapshot of the baby-faced young man confirms that he is a dead ringer for Elvis.
And a copy of his German birth certificate names Elvis Presley of Memphis, Tennessee as the father – and the document is, Stern says, according to the opinion of an analyst familiar with German birth records, authentic.
Elvis Jr. blocked out his mother’s name to protect her identity.
But he told Stern that she died from a lung infection and was buried near her hometown of Frankfurt, Germany on Jan. 29, 1978 – three weeks after he was born on Jan. 4 – and six months after Elvis Sr. died or disappeared.
Stern said: “Elvis apparently had an affair with the woman in the spring of 1977 when she was staying with a relative in Memphis while trying to launch a career as a singer. The result of that affair was Elvis Presley Jr., who was born in Germany.
“The young man said he was raised by German relatives in Berlin. He came to the U.S. in January, just a few months ago.
“He said he returned to see where he father was born and lived. I asked him if he had arranged to see Elvis but he simply didn’t want to talk about it.
“He said: “That’s between my father and me. Please … no details.”
Stern went on to say: “You might wonder, as I did, why Elvis Jr. has never tried to cash in on his father’s fame. He told me, and I quote, ‘I don’t intend to live in hiding or in fear because I share my father’s name, and that’s the reason I agreed to meet with  you and have my story told.
“On the other hand, fame and fortune almost killed my father.
“I don’t want them to kill me.’”
Stern said Elvis Jr. hinted that he might pursue a career in music but insisted that he has no interest in performing onstage or taking advantage of is father’s name.
The young man said he is much happier in a recording studio – and hopes to produce records for a German jazz label when he returns to Europe “later this year.”
“I was very definitely impressed with this young man’s intelligence and sincerity,” said Stern. “I would give anything to be in the room when he and his dad finally get together. If that isn’t that reunion of the century, there’s no such thing.”
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ELVIS PRESLEY’S secret son grew up in Germany, but he is now back in the United States – hoping to meet his dad. The young man’s name is Elvis Presley Jr. He is 31 years old. And a birth certificate states point blank that Elvis Presley – the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll – is his dad.

That’s the word from author and Elvis expert William Stern, who learned about Elvis Jr. from a Presley family source and actually met him in a hotel room in Columbia, South Carolina, on July 2.

ELVIS' SON: The lips, the nose, the hair - the resemblance is striking.

ELVIS' SON: The lips, the nose, the hair - the resemblance is striking.

Stern said he that at first, he was skeptical about the young man’s identity and thought somebody might be trying to make him the victim of an elaborate practical joke.

But after talking with Elvis Jr. for three hours, and analyzing his birth certificate, Stern is convinced that he is the direct descendant of Elvis Presley – the greatest rock and roll performer who ever lived.

YOUNG ELVIS: Features match up well with those of his secret son.

YOUNG ELVIS: Features match up well with those of his secret son.

“He is not only the spitting image of Elvis Presley, he is Elvis Presley all over again,” said Stern, who has written prolifically about The King since he faked his death and went into hiding in 1977.

“Over the years I’ve heard many, many rumors that Elvis had a secret son but, lacking evidence, I didn’t take them seriously, at least not until I met this young man and saw the birth certificate that names Elvis as his dad.

“Now I’m convinced that Elvis did have a son,” adds Stern. “And I’ve got a gut feeling that the publicity this young man is going to generate might very well bring the 78-year-old singer out of hiding once and for all.”

Stern’s claims might sound outrageous but he produced plenty of evidence to support what he says. A snapshot of the baby-faced young man confirms that he is a dead ringer for Elvis.

And a copy of his German birth certificate names Elvis Presley of Memphis, Tennessee as the father – and the document is, Stern says, according to the opinion of an analyst familiar with German birth records, authentic.

Elvis Jr. blocked out his mother’s name to protect her identity.

But he told Stern that she died from a lung infection and was buried near her hometown of Frankfurt, Germany on Jan. 29, 1978 – three weeks after he was born on Jan. 4 – and six months after Elvis Sr. died or disappeared.

Stern said: “Elvis apparently had an affair with the woman in the spring of 1977 when she was staying with a relative in Memphis while trying to launch a career as a singer. The result of that affair was Elvis Presley Jr., who was born in Germany.

“The young man said he was raised by German relatives in Berlin. He came to the U.S. in January, just a few months ago.

“He said he returned to see where he father was born and lived. I asked him if he had arranged to see Elvis but he simply didn’t want to talk about it.

“He said: “That’s between my father and me. Please … no details.”

Stern went on to say: “You might wonder, as I did, why Elvis Jr. has never tried to cash in on his father’s fame. He told me, and I quote, ‘I don’t intend to live in hiding or in fear because I share my father’s name, and that’s the reason I agreed to meet with  you and have my story told.

“On the other hand, fame and fortune almost killed my father.

“I don’t want them to kill me.’”

Stern said Elvis Jr. hinted that he might pursue a career in music but insisted that he has no interest in performing onstage or taking advantage of is father’s name.

The young man said he is much happier in a recording studio – and hopes to produce records for a German jazz label when he returns to Europe “later this year.”

“I was very definitely impressed with this young man’s intelligence and sincerity,” said Stern. “I would give anything to be in the room when he and his dad finally get together. If that isn’t that reunion of the century, there’s no such thing.”

Marilyn Monroe spotted in Hawaii just days ago

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DOZENS of sane and rational eyewitnesses who spotted her on a beach in Hawaii can’t be wrong – screen idol Marilyn Monroe didn’t overdose on sleeping pills in 1962, nor did John and Bobby Kennedy have her killed … she’s alive and puttering around like any other senior citizen at the ripe old age of 83.

“As God is my witness, I saw Marilyn Monroe – and she is alive,” Jenny Kramer-Smith, 54, told  me derekclontz.wordpress.com exclusively.

MARILYN: In her prime.

MARILYN: In her prime.

“She was wrinkled and a little hump-backed like any other little old lady. What was left of her hair was cut very short and it was white and thin. But Marilyn is Marilyn – there‘s no mistaking that smile, those lips, and that face.

“Was I shocked? Yes. Was I stunned? Yes. Was I speechless? Yes. And so was everybody else who saw her.“

Kramer-Smith, who owns a string of 17 wireless-phone franchises in Los Angeles, and 25 other locals and tourists are said to have seen Monroe – or her spitting-image double – at private and secluded Papohaku Beach, Molokai on the morning of  June 28.

The spot is accessible only by airplane or boat. And as Kramer-Smith later told me in an exclusive interview, when Marilyn stepped off a twin-engine runabout with the help of two muscular young men, one wearing a brown shoulder holster over his white button-down shirt, nobody “had the guts” to approach her – even though “we all knew who it was and we were missing the chance of a lifetime.”

But another tourist, Sally Matine, says that while everybody else stood around slack-jawed or whispering, “It‘s Marilyn! It‘s Marilyn Monroe!”, she “took a deep breath and called out her name as loud as I could.”

“Marilyn stopped dead in her tracks and hesitated, like she couldn’t make up her mind whether to acknowledge me,“ says the 42-year-old investment banker from Seattle, Washington.

“She started to turn toward me, and as she did, she raised her hand about chest-high like she was going to wave. But the man with the gun started shaking his head very dramatically, very emphatically, and he stopped her.

“Then she turned and started walking away from all of us who were staring at her. I was about 50 feet away, but I’ve got 20-20 vision and eyes like a hawk.

“There’s no doubt in my mind who it was. It was Marilyn Monroe.“

The idea that Monroe might have faked her death and gone into hiding at the age of 36 isn’t as farfetched as some might think.

By all accounts, she was wildly successful – but deeply troubled – when she abruptly “vanished” from public view on Aug. 5, 1962.

In addition to her addiction to doctor-prescribed downer drugs, she struggled with a severe drinking problem, crippling esteem issues – and the physical and psychological aftermath of having had at least 21 abortions to get rid of babies she didn‘t feel like she was ready to have.

Circumstances surrounding her alleged “death” have been shrouded in mystery from the outset.

Official claims that she committed suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills have always been suspect, with more people believing that President John F. Kennedy and his brother Bobby, both of whom were sexually involved with the sexpot actress, had her murdered when she threatened to reveal personal and political secrets that would have destroyed their careers.

Erik Romane, who has written over 100 magazine articles on Monroe as well as a book, The Short Life and Hard Times of Marilyn Monroe (Long Pier Press, Los Angeles, $27.95), says he “has always entertained the idea” that the actress faked her death.

“Ironically, I think the Kennedy brothers, instead of killing her, could have helped her pull it off,” he continues.

“They had the ways and means – and the smarts – to make something like that happen for her.

“Marilyn had access to money, but let’s face it: she wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. Faking your death and going into hiding is extremely difficult for anyone, much less a celebrity with one of the most recognizable faces in the world.

“It’s doubtful she could have done it alone – but she certainly could have done it with help.“

Romane, of Watkins Glen, New York, says he can understand why Monroe might choose to appear in public — even for just a moment in a secluded spot — now.

“At the age of 83, she’s in the twilight of her life,” he explains. “Maybe she wanted to find out if people still recognize her how they would react.

“There‘s no better place to test the water than Papohaku Beach. There are times when you can go out there and have the whole beach to yourself. The fact that a couple of dozen people were out there when she arrived is a miracle.

“She probably expected to see five or six.”

Matine thinks Romane’s explanation makes sense, especially since Monroe and her companions, once they realized she had been seen and recognized, walked only about 50 yards down the beach before they returned to their speedboat – and left.

“It might not seem like much to some people, but I feel privileged to have seen her,” says Matine. “Marilyn Monroe is an American icon. This is a memory I’ll cherish forever.”

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Skeptical? Don’t be – because Marilyn Monroe had at least four good reasons to fake her death and go into hiding on Aug. 5, 1962, when many felt the screen goddess was at the height of her career.

Among those compiled by author Erik Romane:

1. The pressures of superstardom and demands of Hollywood were taking a terrible toll on Monroe, who fought back by gobbling prescription sleeping pills and painkillers and drinking heavily. Like rock giant Elvis Presley, who vanished from public view in 1977, or Michael Jackson, the actress there may have had only two ways out: suicide – or a faked death, which would have enabled her to escape the glare of celebrity and reclaim her life.

2. Monroe might have wanted to “get back” at her former husband and “on-again” lover, baseball great Joe DiMaggio, who reportedly telephoned on the morning of her “death” and told her they were through. Romane points out that Monroe, though a major talent, was extremely immature.

“Would she cut off her nose to spite her face? Would she throw away her career to make DiMaggio feel bad?“ he asks. “I certainly wouldn’t put it past her.“ Pride and childishness, he adds, would have kept Monroe from coming back out of hiding and revealing the truth.

3. Monroe’s love affairs with John and Bobby Kennedy weighed heavily on the actress, especially when it occurred to her that they may have been less interested in her as a human being than they were in her ability to sizzle in bed.

Friends agree that if nothing else, her love sessions with the Kennedys launched Monroe on a wild emotional roller coaster – and she seriously considered going public to embarrass the brothers. Based on that threat, Romane says a couple of scenarios could have come into play.

“It’s possible the Kennedys threatened her, which may have scared her into faking her death to escape their wrath,” says the author. “It’s also possible that to keep her from going public, they gently ‘persuaded’ her to go into hiding – and helped her do it.”

4. Two months before she “died” Monroe had been fired by Fox Productions for repeatedly failing to turn up on the set of the film Something’s Got to Give. The production was never completed, even though Monroe was re-hired by the film company on August 1 – just four days before she disappeared.

“There was a lot of talk among friends that Marilyn didn’t feel she could fulfill her obligations in her current state of mind,“ says Romane. “It’s entirely possible that she got scared and faked her death to get out of the contract.

That might sound crazy to you and me, but at the time, Marilyn was so hopped up on booze and drugs that it may have sounded reasonable to her. And once she vanished, she might very well have found that she liked her private life.”

70 million Americans at risk as North Korea aims virus missiles at U.S.

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Deadlier than nuclear warheads, microbe missiles could infect and kill as many as 70,000,000 million Americans in a matter of weeks

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North Korea has aimed dozens  of long-range missiles tipped with anthrax, smallpox, bubonic plague and other deadly viruses and bacteria directly at California and the United States.

And there is a “very real and disturbing chance” that they will launch them, intelligence sources have warned President Barack Obama and key members of Congress, before the year is out.

KOREAN MISSILES: Aimed at U.S.

KOREAN MISSILES: Aimed at U.S.

To make matters worse, say those same sources, the “microbe missiles” can’t be stopped.

Even if we blow them out of the sky with defensive missiles before they reach their targets, they told the president, “far from being destroyed, the viruses and bacteria will spread into the atmosphere where winds and rains can carry them far and wide, killing more people than if we let the missiles sail uncontested into American air space, and slam uncontested into American soil.

As it stands, the Pentagon has projected that a single microbe missile could wipe out 70 to 100 million Americans within a matter of weeks or months.

CIA projections are slightly lower, warning of 45 to 70 million deaths if and when the North Koreans actually decide to launch.

“Nuclear warheads are vicious weapons of mass destruction but in terms of their ability to annihilate entire populations, nothing – and I do mean nothing – can hold a candle to a microbe missile,” a highly-placed Pentagon source told me exclusively.

“Remember: A missile with the most powerful nuclear payload might – might – kill a million people and destroy a medium-sized city if it strikes with pinpoint accuracy at a time of day when most citizens are on the streets.

“A virus or bacteria missile, on the other hand, doesn’t even have to come close to its target to wipe out 70 to 100 million people or more because just one or two people have to be infected to start it spreading through the population like wildfire.

“No, a virus won’t level a city. But for an enemy ruthless enough and crazy enough to use it, an enemy like North Korea, a virus could win a war in a hurry.

“Imagine a United States in which one-third to one-half of all citizens die agonizing deaths from, say, anthrax, smallpox or even the flesh-eating virus or bubonic plague within just a few weeks or months.

“There wouldn’t be enough people left to bury the dead, much less run the country, maintain and support the social and political infrastructure, and mount a defense against foreign invasion or further attack.

PSYCHOTIC: North Korea's Kim Jong-Il

PSYCHOTIC: North Korea's Kim Jong-Il

“Sure, we could launch our nukes for revenge – maybe we’d break our promises and treaties and launch a few virus missiles of our own. But that threat is no deterrent to the North Koreans.  Kim Jong-Il, their leader, is psycho. A lunatic. He wouldn’t care if we vaporizing the whole country.

“In North Korea, life is cheap, at least from the viewpoint of the tyrant who rules it with an iron fist.”

The White House, the Pentagon and other official sources have denied repeated requests to discuss the microbe-missile threat to avoid what insiders privately call “a very real potential for national panic” – especially with North Korea test-firing missiles as a show of defiance at least twice in the past few weeks, including the 4th of July.

But they have addressed the issue “in a backhanded way,” notes one source, “and that’s with all this recent nonsense about ‘negotiating’ with and ’sanctioning’ the North Koreans to keep their missile program in check and under control.

“It’s a smokescreen to hide the real threat,” continued the source, “and that’s the chance that the North Koreans will attack us with viruses or bacteria or both within the next four to six months while we’re still studying the situation and debating whether to confront them diplomatically or with a pre-emptive strike.”

Shockingly, North Korea isn’t the only country that stands accused of targeting the United States and her allies with microbe missiles. Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad “has them aimed at Israel, ready to launch on a whim,” a CIA operative who has reported reliably in the past told me exclusively.

“The Chinese have a vital and active missile program, and the Russians (under former KGB chief Alexander Putin) never stopped working on bacterial warfare technology, even after the collapse of the Soviet Union and end of the Cold War.”

Not only that, individual terrorists – hundreds of them worldwide – are capable of hand-delivering viral “bombs” at any moment.

“You don’t have to launch an intercontinental missile to deliver a virus capable of crippling or even destroying an entire country or civilization,” explained a Pentagon expert.

“You can carry enough virus to infect a few hundred thousand people, to get the ball rolling so to speak, in a pickle jar.

“That’s what makes viral terrorism and warfare so frightening. Anyone can wage major, major war against an adversary of any size. A child armed with a single canister of anthrax or smallpox might conceivably destroy the United States.

“Once those viruses start spreading through an unprotected, unvaccinated population, that’s all she ropes. Only God decides when the epidemic stops.”

New dance to honor Michael Jackson – from World’s Skinniest Woman

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MICHAEL: He once told The World's Skinnest Woman to believe in herself. And she does.

MICHAEL: He once told The World's Skinnest Woman to believe in herself. And she does.

The World’s Skinniest Woman has created a new dance to honor Pop King Michael Jackson – and anybody can do the routine that she calls “The Skinny.”

“You don’t have to light on your feet because there’s no footwork,” a winking Maria Corrales-Gonzalez-Carrerra, of Los Angeles, told derekclontz.wordpress.com exclusively.

Your World Report Exclusive: World's Skinniest Woman's Tribute to Michael Jackson“All you do is thrust your pelvis forward with your hands clasped in front of you, and then pull back.

“I like to say ‘OWWWWWW!’ from time to time like Michael did when he was singing and dancing.

“It’s good to remember him that way, so full of life, so talented, such a wonderful man.

“I met him way back in 1984 during the Thriller Tour. We became friends and we spent some interesting hours at his Neverland Ranch back before he was accused of molesting children. Before all that, it was a magical place.

“After that, there was something wrong, something heavy and foreboding in the air. But when the times were good, there was an innocence at Neverland … it was a wonderful place to be.

“Because I don’t fit the profile of the typical female beauty … because I’ve been teased and harassed all my life … because I’m thin, I always have struggled with self esteem.

“Michael told me, ‘Maria, beauty is in your heart and soul, it doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside. Look at me. Look at my nose and how white my skin is. People make fun of me and I don’t let it bother me.

“I love them even when they say things about me that hurt and sting. If you ever feel down or like you’re alone in the world, remember me. I love you. God loves you. The little children love you.

“That’s all you need.’”

Maria is 48 but looks older because the anorexia that keeps her skinny also has, doctors say, caused premature aging.

She stands 5-foot-10 but weighs just 67 pounds – with a waist size of just 11 inches, published reports say, and she confirms.

“I don’t want people thinking about me,” she said. “I want them ‘doing the skinny’ for Michael. If you are at his memorial and a TV crew or photographer points a camera at you, do the dance for Michael.”

She acknowledges that Jackson, 50, might have faked his death, and might still be alive. That’s all the Read the rest of this entry »

NEW DETAILS OF MICHAEL DEATH HOAX REVEALED … and we know where he is hiding

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As many as 36 devoted friends and family members helped Michael Jackson pull off the greatest celebrity vanishing act in history after he faked his death of a heart attack late last week, hiding him first in the mountains of North Carolina, then in Paris, and, finally, in Hungary – where he is socked away in a medieval castle watching round-the-clock coverage of his “death”, far from the prying eyes of frenzied reporters and overzealous fans.

And at least a half dozen of those same devoted “co-conspirators” are still with the King of Pop, seeing to it that he has comfortable and secluded homes to live in, plenty of food and money, and the best doctors and medical care that his fortune can buy.

Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley together in Heaven? Not a chance, say sources - both superstars are alive.

Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley together in Heaven? Not a chance, say sources - both superstars are alive.

“It’s amazing how we were able to take the most recognizable celebrity on the face of the Earth and hide him from millions of fans, but that’s exactly what we did,” a Jackson confidante who is involved in Jackson’s disappearance, told me exclusively.

“Of course, we love Michael. We’d do anything for him. And that includes, for some of us, giving up their own lives to protect him. This isn’t a game. This is serious business. Michael was at the breaking point. If something hadn’t been done, he really would be in a coffin with no hope of a comeback. Not now. Not ever.”

It’s unlikely that anybody will ever know for sure why Jackson, 50, decided to fake his death now, with an historic series of shows planned for later this year, said the source, “unless Michael himself explains it.”

But it’s generally accepted that he had become severely addicted to prescription drugs while trying to find a way to cope with the twin pressures of superstardom and life in a fishbowl.

And other Jackson insiders who agreed to talk with YourWorldReport.com and derekclontz.wordpress.com conceded, though grudgingly, that the “Michael Death Hoax” isn’t a fantasy or wishful thinking on the part of fans.

It’s real – and with help from select members of his famed entourage, other friends and family members, and at least a dozen highly-placed public officials, pop-genius Jackson hatched and executed what can only be described as an elaborate plot to fake a heart attack and bury a look-alike – or, as in the case of Elvis Presley, who also is widely believed to have faked his death, a wax dummy – in his place.

Speaking generally and choosing words carefully to avoid specifics, one insider familiar with the hoax said: “Michael agonized over this. It wasn’t something he took lightly. He worried about what his fans would think. But in the final analysis, he had to do it. He had no choice.

“The plan called for him to spend 24 hours in Asheville, North Carolina, and then jet to Paris. After a short layover, we got him to Hungary and the medieval castle he’ll call home until he’s ready to go public. Michael visited it twice in the past six months with nobody any the wiser. This was a tight operation with 35, maybe 36 people involved, all devoted to Michael.

“Michael fretted over his fans being disappointed in him because he tricked them. To make up for it, he said, ‘I’ll give them back more than I ever took away. I’ll give them a world tour and shows in every country on earth. If people are too poor to buy a ticket, they can come for free. I will bring love to the world … the peace and love the world needs.’

“Make no mistake,” continued the source, “faking his death has saved his life. Michael was at the breaking point. If he hadn’t dropped out, he would have gone to an early grave for real.”

Coming on Thursday, July 2: New Michael Bombshell – Five New Songs He’ll Introduce in “Back from the Dead” Comeback Tour.

Fan snaps photo of Elvis Presley just days ago. Final proof: The King IS alive

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After years of speculation, the truth can finally be told: Elvis Presley not only faked his death in 1977, he’s alive today – and we’ve got the photograph to prove it.

The stark, black-and-white snapshot taken by a stunned fan on June 26 clearly shows the aging superstar resting in a wheelchair on the grounds of his Graceland mansion in Memphis.

ELVIS PRESLEY: Photographed at Graceland, say eyewitnesses, just days ago.

ELVIS PRESLEY: Photographed at Graceland, say eyewitnesses, just days ago.

And while nobody can say for sure if The King is back at Graceland to stay, Presley insiders hint that the 74-year-old legend, “if he really is alive, might go public at any minute” if he gets some kind of indication that fans still care.

“I’m not saying Elvis is alive – honestly, I’ve always suspected it, but I’ve never known for sure,” said a close friend of the singer and former member of his close-knit “Memphis Mafia.”

“But I’ll tell you one thing – if that picture of him in the wheelchair is authentic, and it sure looks to me like it is, then you can bet your bottom dollar that El set the whole thing up to find out if people still remember him.

“Elvis isn’t stupid. In fact, he’s one of the smartest people I’ve ever known. If he faked his death and kept himself out of the public eye for 32 years, he sure wouldn’t screw up and let somebody take his picture now, especially one that shows him in a weakened condition and unable to use his legs.

“At least, he wouldn’t ‘screw up’ unless he wanted to. I think that’s what might be going down. He‘s a sensitive guy and I guarantee you he wouldn’t come out of hiding if he felt like fans don’t care about him anymore.

It‘s easy for me to believe he‘s testing the water before he does something drastic like go on Good Morning, America or Larry King and tell everybody he’s alive.”

Nobody officially involved in the maintenance of the Presley estate and its various for-profit enterprises has ever said anything to support the notion that Elvis faked his death of a heart attack on Aug. 16, 1977.

And they certainly aren’t forthcoming with any new information now.

But if the story develops along the lines suggested by the ex Presley insider, they might have to. And that includes The King’s former wife, Priscilla, and only child, rock-star-in-her-own-right, Lisa Marie.

“There are plenty of good reasons for Elvis to come out of hiding now,“ says Wes Thomas, an investigative reporter and Presley expert who has written extensively on the performer.

“He’s certainly no spring chicken. And after the recent death of Michael Jackson, he might have stopped to reflect on his own mortality and decided that if he‘s ever going to tell fans the truth, he better do it now.

“That the kind of man Elvis was. He loved his fans and he never wanted to lie to them or cheat them. If he faked his death to escape the pressures of being a star, those who know Elvis would tell you they always expected him to come out of hiding and explain everything.

“What’s really got me about that picture is the wheelchair. It could mean he’s had a stroke and lost the use of his legs or maybe he has an unsteady gait. Then again, he might be using a prop to generate interest among fans.

“When you see Elvis Presley in a wheelchair 32years after he ‘died’, well, that’s something the whole world will want to see.”

Photo analysts commissioned by YourWorldReport.com say the photograph taken by a 53-year-old woman who sneaked onto the grounds of Graceland through an unlocked gate “absolutely, positively has not been altered or retouched” in any way.

And while they can’t say for sure whether the senior citizen in the wheelchair is Elvis or a mere look-alike, a nationally known aging expert says: “It’s The King.“

“Judging from my analysis of blowups, the man is Elvis or, if not Elvis, someone who aged exactly as our computer models say Elvis would have aged – which is a virtual impossibility,” says Phil Telers, of Washington, D.C. Telers has worked closely with police departments nationwide to “age” abducted children in computer models that are used to help find the kids years after they went missing.

As Elvis fans know all too well, circumstances surrounding The King’s “death” in 1977 were mysterious at best. Officially, he suffered a drug-induced heart attack while reading a book on the Shroud of Turin in the opulent bathroom adjoining his second-floor bedroom at Graceland – while girlfriend Ginger Alden slept just a few feet away in his bed.

But reports from mourners who said Presley was sweating profusely as he lay in his open casket before his funeral fueled persistent and compelling rumors that he was, in fact, alive.

Those rumors intensified when Presley insiders told friends that anybody who bothered to dig up the performer’s coffin would find – not Elvis – but a wax dummy inside.

In fact, Presley’s dad, Vernon, had the casket moved from Forest Lawn Cemetery, where it was originally buried, to Elvis’s beloved “Meditation Garden” at Graceland to keep overzealous fans from digging it up to find out who – or what – really was inside.

“If it’s truly Elvis I saw I’ll just die,“ says the excited fan from Cheraw, South Carolina, who took the wheelchair-bound man’s picture and requested that her name be withheld “so other fans won’t think I‘m trying to take advantage of anything.”

“I just had time to take the one picture and the camera was set to take black and white because my son is studying photograph at the junior college and they’re using black and white,” she adds.

“I was pretty far away and had to use my zoom lens. But I know he saw me because we made eye contact. I felt like it was Elvis and my heart was beating out of my chest. I tried to say something but my mouth was so dry all I could do was croak like a frog.”

The woman says security guards caught up with her “and they were real nice about escorting me out, not mean like you’d think they’d be.

“By then I could talk and I kept saying, ‘That was Elvis! I saw Elvis.’ The funny thing is, they didn’t deny it. And they didn’t make fun of me, either. But when I turned back around, Elvis was gone.

“If I hadn’t taken the picture, I probably wouldn’t have believed any of this ever happened. It still feels like a dream.”

MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALIVE! Pop King faked his death, say sources, adding, ‘Comeback tour will be biggest in music history’

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Billions of people around the world think pop genius Michael Jackson is dead and set to be buried but nothing could be further from the truth.

ALIVE - OR NOT? You be the judge.

ALIVE - OR NOT? You be the judge.

In fact, say sources in a position to know, the superstar faked his death to escape the crushing pressures of life in a fishbowl -and he is now socked away in an undisclosed location in Eastern Europe – possibly Hungary – far from the clamor and commotion of paparazzi and reporters covering his “autopsy” and “funeral” in southern California.

And in the strangest twist of all, say the insiders, once he’s rested and ready, Jackson, 50, will blow the lid off his own hoax – and … (scroll below poll for rest of story) …

… In fact, say sources in a position to know, the superstar faked his death to escape the crushing pressures of life in a fishbowl – and he is now socked away in an undisclosed location in Eastern Europe, possibly Hungary, far from the clamor of paparazzi covering his “autopsy” and “funeral” in southern California.

And in the strangest twist of all, say the insiders, once he’s rested and ready, Jackson, 50, will blow the lid off his own hoax – and embark on the most spectacularly lucrative concert tour in the history of rock ‘n’ roll.

“Michael is following in the footsteps of a man he greatly admired – another rock icon, Elvis Presley, who also faked his death and is still alive, and in hiding, today,” William Stern, who has written extensively on Presley, told me exclusively.

“Unlike Elvis, however, Michael is withdrawing from his celebrity before it destroys him. And he also is planning, once he has rested and regrouped, to stage a comeback unlike anything in rock history.

“Make no mistake, Jackson is a genius, both as a performer and as and showman and marketer and promoter. Remember when he made an offer to buy the remains of The Elephant Man from a British museum just to get the publicity?

“Remember when he reputedly was trying to find a way to live forever by spending hours in a hyperbaric chamber?

“If you look at his history, at some of the stunts he’s pulled to keep himself in the public eye, to maintain a sense of mystery about who he is and what he’s all about, the idea that he would fake his death makes sense.

“Let’s face it – Michael has been vilified by many in the press and by people who just don’t like him. He’s been accused of pedophilia. He’s been called ‘Wacko Jacko’ and a ‘Pop Weirdo’.

“Yes, he’s got billions of fans. Yes, he’s sold perhaps a billion records and CDs. But for all the love he gets, there are those who have been and continue to be unkind, and mean-spirited.

“I’ll make you a bet. If it takes six months, if it takes a year, if it takes two years, it doesn’t matter: When he’s rested and ready, and pulls the curtain up on his faked death, the world is going to stand still.

“With all due respect to the President of United States, Michael on a ‘Back from the Dead Tour’ will make Barack Obama look like a B-List celebrity.”

Stern’s sources say Jackson has been planning his escape for at least 16 months, but nobody, not even those who are closest to him, took him seriously, the expert said, “until now.”

“It’s unclear where he has gone – he mentioned South America, Canada, Russia, Kenya, Japan and Australia over the past year … all smokescreens, no doubt,” continued Stern.

“The best information I have suggests he is in Eastern Europe, in a medieval castle, possibly in Hungary. Right now, my sources are saying, ‘Leave him alone. Let him rest. Give him time.’

“They say that fans can help him recover by showing their love and respect for him. They say, ‘You better believe he is watching all the coverage.’ And they say fans can give Michael a boost by flashing peace signs to cameras – like he was famous for doing – and telling reporters they know he is alive.’”

More on Michael at YourWorldReport

But first, here’s a Bonus Feature for fans who think Michael Jackson has, in fact, died and passed over into Heaven. Psychic at Dick Kulpa’s IudexOnline says Elvis Presley welcomed MJ to Paradise (as depicted in this stirring sketch by Mr. Kulpa).

Grinnin' like a Cheshire cat: Elvis greeting Michael Jackson in Heaven.

Grinnin' like a Cheshire cat: Elvis greeting Michael Jackson in Heaven.

NOT GUILTY! Nostradamus predicted Casey verdict 500 years ago

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Nostradamus predicted a verdict of not guilty in the Casey Anthony murder trial in a poetic four-verse poetic quatrain written almost 500 years ago in the 16th century, a Nostradamus scholar reports.

Casey Anthony: Innocent, according to French seer.

Casey Anthony: Innocent, according to French seer.

And while it remains to be seen what jurors will decide in the celebrated case, the famed French seer believed Anthony, 23, would successfully defend her good name and rightly be exonerated in the murder of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee Marie – who was cut down by unknown means after she went missing in Orlando, Florida, last summer.

He went on to predict that “a monster” eventually will confess to the crime, clearing Anthony of … click to read the full story NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTED CASEY VERDICT IN THE 16TH CENTURY

Marry rich in four weeks flat – tips from women who did it

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You can marry rich in four weeks flat, ladies – with tips from women who’ve done it.

She's got her sights set on a rich guy. You can marry one, too - if you make a plan.

She's got her sights set on a rich guy. You can marry one, too - if you make a plan.

And these gals weren’t rich and connected to begin with. Many of them were dirt-poor nobodies like lots of other women who dream of  getting access to a millionaire’s heart … and bank account.

But rather than just fantasize about hooking a big fish, they worked up a plan and went out caught one.

And now they’re living on Easy Street, where the toughest thing they have to do each day is figure out which designer dress to slip into – and what kind of cocktails they’d like to slurp while lounging around their swimming pool.

“You can marry rich, and you can marry rich fast — I did,” chortles Maryanne Gates-Kennedy, author of the exciting new book, Marry Rich, Marry Fast, (Perquisite Press, Dallas, Texas, $17.95).

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Obama “Decency Law” to beat HIV-AIDS and build stronger families

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Conservatives are licking their chops over a new “decency law” that will require single men and women to “clearly mark” the number of sex partners they’ve had on their foreheads for the whole world to see.
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The controversial legislation is at least a year away from making it to the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives for a vote, and then, if passes, to the Senate for confirmation.

But Beltway sources say the so-called “partners disclosure law” already has lots of supporters, including President Barack Obama, who believes it will slow the spread of sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV-AIDS and also strengthen families by … click for full story

 


Plot to free Charles Manson – bloody cult wants him out of prison so he can kill again

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A band of drug-crazed punks are hatching a secret plot to free one of the most demented killers ever locked behind bars – madman cult guru Charles Manson.

Charles Manson

Charles Manson

The “rat-faced runt”, as former President Richard Nixon called him in a published report, is serving a life sentence in the California State Prison at Corcoran for ordering the savage murders of seven people, including pregnant Hollywood film beauty Sharon Tate.

Now, like vermin festering up from the sewer, a swarm of misfits and malcontents sporting shaved heads and white robes hope to do the unthinkable – get Manson released from prison.

 According to police in San Francisco and Los Angeles, almost 100 men and women in their late teens and early 20s will take to the streets armed with flyers and petitions … click to read full storyRead the rest of this entry »

Obama “Messiah Photo” wins lottery for 60 people: REPORT

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At least 60 people in 14 states and the District of Columbia are claiming to have won lottery jackpots ranging from $500 to $500,000 after looking at a lucky “messiah photograph” of President Barack Obama that has the word “believe” emblazoned on his forehead.

Woman says Barack "Messiah Photo" gave her good luck.

Woman says Barack "Messiah Photo" gave her good luck.

“I won! I won! Barack brought me good luck,” said Rhonda Jackson-Gonzales, 57, of Miami, Florida (left).

“I looked at his picture and said a prayer asking to win lottery money so I can stop working and take care of my elderly mother.

“Two days later, I hit the jackpot on the Georgia lottery that my sister plays for me. It wasn’t the big jackpot, but it’s enough to help me with Mama.

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Swine Flu: Protecting Yourself and Your Family From What Might be an End Times Pandemic

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Breaking news on 5/1-2009: Mexico has shut schools in the wake of a swine flu outbreak that has killed at least 60 children in a matter of days. And with reports of additional illnesses in California, Texas and New York City, we know the virus has already
jumped the border and that all Americans potentially are facing a pandemic as virulent and deadly as the Flu of 1917-19, which killed millions.
Swine Fllu is a killer - you must take it seriously and protect yourself.
Swine Fllu is a killer – you must take it seriously and protect yourself.

That has led to disturbing speculation in some quarters that, 1. The release of the virus in selected locations may have been an act of terrorism or even a conspiratorial CIA “black operation” setting up a conditions that will hasten the establishment of a one-world government,  and …

2. Regardless of where the bug come from, there is a very real chance it could become Biblical in magnitude, meaning a third or more of mankind could die in fulfillment of prophecy found in the New Testament’s Book of Revelation.

You can, however, protect yourself and your family with facts and tips you’ll find in the following comprehensive report from our friends at the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta.

Additionally, you can minimize your chances of catching swine flu by eating right, exercising and paying close attention to sanitation, especially if you are exposed to sick people.

As an herbalist and health writer, I recommend dietary supplements containing N-acetyl Cysteine, Cat’s Claw, Licorice Root, St. John’s Wort, Venus Flytrap and other immunity-stimulating, anti-viral herbs and aminos, see Swine Flu Formula for details. Or write to me personally at Derek Clontz with your questions. I read and respond to all e-mail.

Special to derekclontz.wordpress.com from the Centers for Disease Control

What is Swine Influenza?
Swine Influenza (swine flu) is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by type A influenza virus that regularly causes outbreaks of influenza in pigs. Swine flu viruses cause high levels of illness and low death rates in pigs. Swine influenza viruses may circulate among swine throughout the year, but most outbreaks occur during the late fall and winter months similar to outbreaks in humans. The classical swine flu virus (an influenza type A H1N1 virus) was first isolated from a pig in 1930.

How many swine flu viruses are there?
Like all influenza viruses, swine flu viruses change constantly. Pigs can be infected by avian influenza and human influenza viruses as well as swine influenza viruses. When influenza viruses from different species infect pigs, the viruses can reassort (i.e. swap genes) and new viruses that are a mix of swine, human and/or avian influenza viruses can emerge. Over the years, different variations of swine flu viruses have emerged. At this time, there are four main influenza type A virus subtypes that have been isolated in pigs: H1N1, H1N2, H3N2, and H3N1. However, most of the recently isolated influenza viruses from pigs have been H1N1 viruses.

Swine Flu in Humans

 

Can humans catch swine flu?
Swine flu viruses do not normally infect humans. However, sporadic human infections with swine flu have occurred. Most commonly, these cases occur in persons with direct exposure to pigs (e.g. children near pigs at a fair or workers in the swine industry). In addition, there have been documented cases of one person spreading swine flu to others. For example, an outbreak of apparent swine flu infection in pigs in Wisconsin in 1988 resulted in multiple human infections, and, although no community outbreak resulted, there was antibody evidence of virus transmission from the patient to health care workers who had close contact with the patient.

How common is swine flu infection in humans?
In the past, CDC received reports of approximately one human swine influenza virus infection every one to two years in the U.S., but from December 2005 through February 2009, 12 cases of human infection with swine influenza have been reported.

What are the symptoms of swine flu in humans?
The symptoms of swine flu in people are expected to be similar to the symptoms of regular human seasonal influenza and include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite and coughing. Some people with swine flu also have reported runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.

Can people catch swine flu from eating pork?

No. Swine influenza viruses are not transmitted by food. You can not get swine influenza from eating pork or pork products. Eating properly handled and cooked pork and pork products is safe. Cooking pork to an internal temperature of 160°F kills the swine flu virus as it does other bacteria and viruses.

How does swine flu spread?

Influenza viruses can be directly transmitted from pigs to people and from people to pigs. Human infection with flu viruses from pigs are most likely to occur when people are in close proximity to infected pigs, such as in pig barns and livestock exhibits housing pigs at fairs.

Human-to-human transmission of swine flu can also occur. This is thought to occur in the same way as seasonal flu occurs in people, which is mainly person-to-person transmission through coughing or sneezing of people infected with the influenza virus. People may become infected by touching something with flu viruses on it and then touching their mouth or nose.

What do we know about human-to-human spread of swine flu?
In September 1988, a previously healthy 32-year-old pregnant woman was hospitalized for pneumonia and died 8 days later. A swine H1N1 flu virus was detected. Four days before getting sick, the patient visited a county fair swine exhibition where there was widespread influenza-like illness among the swine.
In follow-up studies, 76% of swine exhibitors tested had antibody evidence of swine flu infection but no serious illnesses were detected among this group. Additional studies suggest that one to three health care personnel who had contact with the patient developed mild influenza-like illnesses with antibody evidence of swine flu infection.

How can human infections with swine influenza be diagnosed?
To diagnose swine influenza A infection, a respiratory specimen would generally need to be collected within the first 4 to 5 days of illness (when an infected person is most likely to be shedding virus). However, some persons, especially children, may shed virus for 10 days or longer. Identification as a swine flu influenza A virus requires sending the specimen to CDC for laboratory testing.

What medications are available to treat swine flu infections in humans?
There are four different antiviral drugs that are licensed for use in the US for the treatment of influenza: amantadine, rimantadine, oseltamivir and zanamivir.

While most swine influenza viruses have been susceptible to all four drugs, the most recent seven swine influenza viruses isolated from humans are resistant to amantadine and rimantadine. At this time, CDC recommends the use of oseltamivir or zanamivir for the treatment and/or prevention of infection with swine influenza viruses. More information on treatment recommendations can be found at www.cdc.gov/flu/swine/recommendations.htm.

What other examples of swine flu outbreaks are there?
Probably the most well known is an outbreak of swine flu among soldiers in Fort Dix, New Jersey in 1976.

The virus caused disease with x-ray evidence of pneumonia in at least 4 soldiers and 1 death; all of these patients had previously been healthy. The virus was transmitted to close contacts in a basic training environment, with limited transmission outside the basic training group.

The virus is thought to have circulated for a month and disappeared. The source of the virus, the exact time of its introduction into Fort Dix, and factors limiting its spread and duration are unknown. The Fort Dix outbreak may have been caused by introduction of an animal virus into a stressed human population in close contact in crowded facilities during the winter. The swine influenza A virus collected from a Fort Dix soldier was named A/New Jersey/76 (Hsw1N1).

Is the H1N1 swine flu virus the same as human H1N1 viruses?
No. The H1N1 swine flu viruses are antigenically very different from human H1N1 viruses and, therefore, vaccines for human seasonal flu would not provide protection from H1N1 swine flu viruses.

Swine Flu in Pigs

 

How does swine flu spread among pigs? 
Swine flu viruses are thought to be spread mostly through close contact among pigs and possibly from contaminated objects moving between infected and uninfected pigs. Herds with continuous swine flu infections and herds that are vaccinated against swine flu may have sporadic disease, or may show only mild or no symptoms of infection.

What are signs of swine flu in pigs? 
Signs of swine flu in pigs can include sudden onset of fever, depression, coughing (barking), discharge from the nose or eyes, sneezing, breathing difficulties, eye redness or inflammation, and going off feed. 

How common is swine flu among pigs? 
H1N1 and H3N2 swine flu viruses are endemic among pig populations in the United States and something that the industry deals with routinely. Outbreaks among pigs normally occur in colder weather months (late fall and winter) and sometimes with the introduction of new pigs into susceptible herds. Studies have shown that the swine flu H1N1 is common throughout pig populations worldwide, with 25 percent of animals showing antibody evidence of infection.

In the U.S. studies have shown that 30 percent of the pig population has antibody evidence of having had H1N1 infection. More specifically, 51 percent of pigs in the north-central U.S. have been shown to have antibody evidence of infection with swine H1N1. Human infections with swine flu H1N1 viruses are rare. There is currently no way to differentiate antibody produced in response to flu vaccination in pigs from antibody made in response to pig infections with swine H1N1 influenza.

While H1N1 swine viruses have been known to circulate among pig populations since at least 1930, H3N2 influenza viruses did not begin circulating among US pigs until 1998. The H3N2 viruses initially were introduced into the pig population from humans. The current swine flu H3N2 viruses are closely related to human H3N2 viruses.

Is there a vaccine for swine flu? 

Vaccines are available to be given to pigs to prevent swine influenza. There is no vaccine to protect humans from swine flu. The seasonal influenza vaccine will likely help provide partial protection against swine H3N2, but not swine H1N1 viruses.

Shock as “Fry Casey Electric-Chair Video” Sweeps Internet

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Zap ... crackle ... pop: Casey Anthony's final moments depicted on film.

Zap ... crackle ... pop: Casey Anthony's final moments depicted on film.

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This is the picture that millions of Americans are itching to see: Casey Anthony frying like a slab of bacon in Florida’s “Old Sparky” electric chair.

The blurred and fuzzy photograph was smuggled off the set of the top secret, made-for- … click for huge photo and the full story at Your World Report


You CAN grow new teeth, say dentists, offering new hope for 100 million Americans without them

In Dental Implants, Dentures, Grow New Teeth, Grow teeth at any age, Missing teeth & what you can do about it, New Stem Cell Miracle, Stem Cells, What dentists don't want you to know, You CAN grow new teeth on April 19, 2009 at 2:03 pm

Six months ago, this patient didn't have a tooth in his mouth, but now - wow!

Six months ago, this patient didn't have a tooth in his mouth, but now - wow!


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A whopping 20 million Americans are missing all 32 of their natural teeth and more than 100 million are missing 11-15. But chopper-challenged patients will soon be growing replacements just as they did as kids, say dentists, thanks to a Read the rest of this entry »

How to tell if YOUR teenager worships Satan – new report

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Satan worship is a global epidemic.

Satan worship is a global epidemic.

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If your teen has lost his or her sense of humor, dresses in black and is fascinated with bizarre symbols, he or she could be in the clutches of Satanism, say experts. Other clues that teenagers may be involved in Satan worship … click to read full story

Casey says, “I’ll get pregnant” to beat death penalty

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More exclusive Casey stories at Your World Report

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Just days after she boasted she isn’t afraid of the death penalty, alleged baby-killer Casey Anthony is saying  ”I’ll get pregnant” to avoid a date with the electric chair or lethal injection.

Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony

That’s the word from eyewitnesses who say Anthony, 23, went on to explain that “getting pregnant would … click to read full story

 

Casey: “Death penalty doesn’t scare me”

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Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony faces lethal injection if convicted of murdering her daughter, Caylee Marie.

Casey Anthony faces lethal injection or the electric chair if convicted of murdering her daughter, Caylee Marie.

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Casey Anthony turned white as a sheet when told that prosectors had decided to seek the death penalty in her trial for the murder of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee Marie.

But just minutes later, composed and feisty, she, in the words of an eyewitness, “hissed”: “The death penalty doesn’t scare me.

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Casey Anthony sexual assault – SHOCK REPORT

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Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony

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In a stunning development that could alter the course of her murder trial, tot-mom Casey Anthony is alleged to have accused three ”public employees” of “sexual misconduct,” a source close to the case reports.

Officials at Florida’s Orange County Sheriff’s Department and Orange County Jail , where Anthony has been held since last October, have not responded to the allegation, but one person in a position to know tells Your World Report that ” (Anthony) is … click to read full story

Walls CAN talk – Japanese device picks ‘voice vibrations’ trapped in plaster and wall board for up to 10 years

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Computer-enhanced visual of a sentence as it is extracted from a wall.

Computer-enhanced visual of a sentence as it is extracted from a wall.

If you’re cheating on your sweetie or talking behind somebody’s back, watch out – because there’s a new gadget headed for market that can pick up voices from walls for up to 10 years after somebody said them.

That means your boss could scan your cubicle at the office and hear you trashing him in conversations dating back to 1999.

Or your spouse could scan your bedroom – and find out if you had an illicit lover in there.

“People have dreamed about talking walls for ages and now, at last, with this new technology, they really … click Walls CAN Talk to read full story at Derek Clontz’s Your World Report

How Casey “spices up” her jail cell – world exclusive

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Casey Anthony likes spicy snacks.

Casey Anthony likes spicy snacks.

Alleged baby-killer Casey Anthony is “spicing up” her jail experience with demands for:

- Spicy Cajun Mix,

- Jalapeno Nacho Chips,

- Hot & Spicy Corn Chips,

- “Premium” Chicken Breasts,  and, as cable commentator and victim’s rights advocate Nancy Grace likes to put it , “expensive filtered water” that the jail commissary sells for $1.20 per bottle.

Casey Anthony loves these things.

Casey Anthony loves these things.

And that’s not all.

We learned from the Orange County (Florida) Corrections Office that Anthony in the past week also has purchased:

- an 18-pack of super-absorbent  Tampons,

- a black pen,

- a Styrofoam cup,

- hot-cocoa mix,

- a can of beef stew,

- Skittles fruit-flavored candies, all of this, ostensibly, to help her forget her worries, which include allegations that she murdered her daughter, Caylee Anthony, 2, a charge for which she will stand trial next fall.

Anthony, 23, spent $140 from her jailhouse bank account, the maximum allowed by law. She still has $420 in her account, loaded up, in part, by strangers who sent her money orders of $10 and $25, apparently because they feel sorry for her.

What do you think? Is Casey overdoing it with the snacks, or are the purchases she makes from the jail commisary with her own money no big deal? Write today. Your opinion counts.

Nancy Pelosi’s $23 million Botox bill – you’re paying it

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Everybody laughs about the facelifts, collagen injections and Botox shots that make politicians look like zombies who’ve just escaped the cemetery.

Nancy Pelosi works hard to keep a more youthful look. Click photo to see more photos.

Nancy Pelosi works hard to keep a more youthful look. Click her picture to see more photos.

Pie-eyed, waxen-faced Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (right) instantly comes to mind.

As do Sen. John Kerry, Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

But if you are a taxpayer, the joke is on you.

Because these expensive procedures are paid for by the deductible-free health-care packages that our elected officials give themselves as part of their compensation for “serving the people.”

Your health insurance won’t pay for cosmetic surgery or injections unless, God forbid, your face is ripped off your skull in an auto accident – or your child is burned beyond recognition in a fire.

But in the Omnibus Spending Bill just rammed through the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate, our elected officials made sure they can get all the Botox, collagen and face lifts they want for no reason other than to mask their true age.

And they did it, the Office of Management and Budget found in an analysis of government spending, by earmarking a staggering $23 million to cover insurance surcharges for cosmetic procedures that aren’t medically necessary.

In boom times with a growing economy, nobody would care.

But the expenditure of $23 million during what many argue is a Second Great Depression makes no sense at all, at least not to working men and working women who are struggling to pay their mortgages and feed their children, wrinkles, frownlines and all.

What do you think? Vote in our poll and send your comments. Your opinion counts.

Casey Anthony: Sell Caylee’s toys and give me the money to spend on candy bars and bottled water

In 1 + 2 = 7, All Shook Up, Cable News Outrage, Casey Anthony, Casey Anthony Behind Closed Doors, Casey Anthony Blabs, Casey Anthony Murder Trial, Casey Anthony News Flash on March 18, 2009 at 1:20 am

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Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony

ORANGE COUNTY, FL, JAIL – Casey Anthony wants to sell her dead baby’s toys so she’ll have more money to spend on  ”candy bars, potato chips, hemorrhoid medication, breath spray, chewing gum and bottled water,” a source close to the case reports.

“Virtually everything belonging to baby Caylee Anthony is potential evidence in the murder case against her mother, Casey Anthony, so there’s no way on Earth those toys are going to wind up in a garage sale,” a legal expert and cable-news consultant told derekclontz.wordpress.com  exclusively.

“But I’m not surprised to hear that she wants to sell them.  For one thing, there could be something in there that links her to the baby’s death even more strongly than evidence the police have already uncovered.

“We also know she likes snack food and, as (news commentator) Nancy (Grace) likes to put it, ‘expensive bottled water’, so having a little extra money in her account would keep those treats coming.

“I find it interesting that she reportedly also said she would use some of the money for breath spray and hemorrhoid medication. I’m thinking, ‘You know, if I was in jail waiting for my murder trial to start, what would I want? Snacks, maybe, yes, that makes sense to me. And the hemorrhoid medication is self explantory.

“But breath spray? What’s that all about?”

Jail officials declined to comment on the report. And a spokesman for Casey’s defense team led by Orlando, Florida defense attorney Jose Baez zipped his lips, too, when asked to confirm or deny that the young woman wants to sell her dead daughter’s toys.

The jail source, however, confirmed: “This isn’t hearsay. I heard Casey say she wanted to sell Caylee’s toys. She was waving a piece of paper that listed all the things she wanted to buy with the profits. Those things were, in order, ‘candy bars, potato chips, hemorrhoid medication, breath spray, chewing gum and bottled water.’

“It’s hard to know whether to laugh or cry when Casey pops off like this. Sometimes I wish I was a psychotherapist just so I could figure out what’s going on in that woman’s head.”

What do you think? Write today.

Casey Anthony Jailhouse Birthday on March 19 – Will YOU Wish Her a Happy One?

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In this report, we include Casey Anthony’s mailing address so you can send cards and letters wishing her a happy birthday, or … ??? 

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SOURCES: Casey Anthony has been humming and singing "Happy birthday to me ... happy birthday to me ..." in advance of her birthday on March 19.

SOURCES: Casey Anthony has been humming and singing "Happy birthday to me ... happy birthday to me ..." in advance of her birthday on March 19.

Sources at Orlando, Florida’s Orange County Jail have heard Casey Anthony  humming the “Happy Birthday” song  recently – and the reason is clear:  she celebrates her 23rd birthday on March 19.

“It’s like, hint, hint – she wants all of us to know it’s her birthday like we’re going to give her a gift or something, which ain’t going to happen,” a jail source in a position to know told derekclontz.com excusively.

A jail spokesman says officials do not acknowledge or celebrate the birthdays of inmates, “so Casey Anthony shouldn’t expect anything special on hers.”

You can, however, send her a card or letter at the address that follows below in BOLD type.

Remember: First class mail generally takes three days to reach destinations anywhere in the United States.

So be sure to mail your card or note no later than March 16 so it will reach Anthony on time.

So, will your letter really be delivered? Yes. According to jail officials, all mail for inmates that is addressed properlyand doesn’t contain contraband will be given to the inmate.

Just be sure to follow the instructions for mailing inmates that we outline below. Improperly addressed envelopes will not be delivered, but instead, will be thrown in the trash.  

Send your cards and letters to:

Casey Marie Anthony
08049710 F-DORML-22
P.O. Box 4970
Orlando, FL 32802-4970

Official restrictions and stipulations:

1. Sender must use the inmates first and last name and complete return address.

2. Send money orders with inmate’s name and jail number. Do not send cash or personal checks.

3. Do not send stamps, envelopes, paper, pens, pencils, inappropriate pictures or polaroids, plastic cards, phone cards, stickers, lipstick marks on envelopes, or glued items.

4.  No unnecessary writing or drawings are allowed on envelopes.

5. Books (paperback only – no hard covers), magazines, newspapers and religious materials must be mailed directly by the publisher or bookstore. Publications cannot contain any nudity.

6.  All correspondence addressed to inmates must be sent by the United States Postal Service (USPS). Correspondence sent by other courier or delivery service will be refused.

Remember: Per the Orange County Jail, where Anthony is awaiting trial for the murder of Caylee Anthony, her 2-year-old daughter, ALL mail will be opened and inspected before it is delivered to an inmate.

What do you think? Will you send Casey Anthony a birthday card with a special note? If so, what will you tell her? Will you wish her well – or ill? Write to us today and tell our family of readers all about it.

Octomom lashes out: “I’ll have 8 more babies if people don’t leave me alone”

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This just in at 11:34 a.m. EDT, 03-10-09:

Octomom Nadya Suleman has lashed out at a nation and world that, she says, is treating her like dirt – threatening “to have eight more babies if mean people don’t leave me alone,” says a source close to the young woman.

Nadya Suleman

Nadya Suleman

“I don’t blame her for getting frustrated and angry – she’s mentally unbalanced, in my opinion, and people are very upset with her so of course she’s going to hit back,” said the insider who has been in regular contact with Suleman, the young mother of six who stunned the world when she gave birth to eight more babies – octuplets – earlier this year, increasing her brood to 14 kids under the age of 6.

“She’s getting death threats. People are trashing her and calling her terrible names. The news media is on her heels 24 hours a day, seven days a week. She is,  in the eyes of many, a freak. 

“She’s exhausted from having all these children and from all of the hoopla. She truly thought that the world would embrace her after she had all these babies. Now she sees the ugly truth. 

“Her response is shocking, but it doesn’t surprise me.  It’s sad. Very, very sad. I know in my heart she needs psychological counseling. She also needs to know that no matter what she did and no matter what people thing, she is valued as a human being. She needs her self esteem.”

Suleman, 33, was not immediately available for comment. But the source says the young mother “threatened” to have eight more babies just minutes after a cable news camera crew accosted her in a parking lot and goaded her with foul language and harsh questions, among them, said the source: “Nadya – do you think any man will date you now? Do you think any man will ever marry you?”

“That was wrong,” said the source. “You don’t have to like Nadya. You don’t have to approve of what she has done. But nobody has the right to treat anyone with such hatred and disrespect. I think some of these cable shows should be held accountable for scenes like this. It’s mean-spirited, and I guarantee you, if Nadya was black, people like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would be out on the street protecting her from this stuff.

“But nobody’s helping Nadya, not really. Everybody thinks they’ve got a free ticket to treat her like trash.”

The source is correct in saying that many people are unhappy with Suleman, but she does have her supporters. It is reported that private donors have sent her enough money to buy, through her father, a $564,000 home.

And a not-for-profit group has agreed to help Suleman care for her babies so she can keep them rather than farm them out to adoption agencies.

What do you think about Suleman and decision to have such a large family? Write now. Your voice counts.

Casey Anthony: “I want another baby, but this time … a boy”

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Casey Anthony shockingly and brazenly told  a jailhouse employee that she wants “another baby, but this time I want a little boy. Girls are too much trouble. If it wasn’t for Caylee, I wouldn’t be in this rathole jail. This is all her fault. She ruined everything.”

Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony

Anthony – who stands accused of murdering Caylee, her 2-year-old daughter, last summer – reportedly went on to say that ”for awhile after I gave birth,  I felt very close to Caylee and was actually looking forward to being a good mother.”

Things changed, she is said to have told the source, “when (Caylee) started getting all the attention … and … (nobody) gave a damn (about me) anymore.”

Says the source: “Casey wasn’t smiling, she wasn’t laughing, she wasn’t venting, she wasn’t frowning, she was flat-lining  … she wasn’t showing any emotion at all. 

“I’m telling you, she’s psycho. How could anyone murder a 2-year-old baby and then blame it on the baby?

“I know she’s supposed to be innocent until proved guilty, but everybody knows she killed Caylee and I’m not going to dance around that fact.

“She killed her baby and now she’s wanting another baby. But this time she wants a boy because the girl didn’t work out for her. I’m a God-fearing person, and every week I go to church.

“I’m praying for God to forgive Casey Anthony. I’m praying for God to save her soul. I’m also praying for the judge and jury to lock this woman away for life. She’s crazy – crazy and a murderer, too.”

Officials at the Orange County Jail in Orlando, FL,  where Anthony is being held without bond while she awaits start of her trial for murder next fall, decline to comment on the source’s report.

But one insider, who spoke on condition of anonmity, says: “Nothing Casey Anthony says surprises me, but that doesn’t mean she’s crazy. Cold and calculating, yes. Selfish and uncaring, yes.

“A liar and a party girl, yes, but not crazier than any other murderer on Death Row – which is exactly where she belongs.  ”

What do you think? Is Casey Anthony crazy? Would she be a better mother if she had a baby boy instead of a baby girl? Your opinions and comments count. Write today.

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Newborn baby girl gives birth to a baby boy

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Unsuspecting Catherine Joffre gave birth to a 9-pound, 4-ounce baby girl who, just minutes later, amazingly, gave birth to an 8.1-ounce baby boy, say doctors.

“This condition is called ‘fetus in fetus’ and it is extraordinarily rare,” Dr. Joel Lemoine told derekclontz.com in an exclusive telephone interview from his office in Paris.

“The baby girl is doing fine. But the baby that was growing inside her – a twin that was absorbed into her body while they were developing – is clinging to life.

“We invite anybody who is so inclined to pray for him,” adds the doctor. “Only a miracle will keep him alive.”

For the  geneologists out there,  the birth of a baby who gave birth to a baby made Mrs. Joffre, 27, a mother and a grandmother on the same day. The father, Samuel Joffre, 29, in turn became a father and a grandfather.

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Wear Your Thong to Work Day 2009 – 200,000 worldwide expected to join in great Halloween tradition

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AS MANY as 200,000 eye-popping secretaries, interns and office assistants are expected to bare their bottoms in our 2nd Annual “International Wear Your Thong to Work Day” on Oct. 30 – but get this:

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THONGGGG! Hard-working model is attractive - but not lurid - in a tasteful, G-rated thong bikini. This is a perfect choice for derekclontz.wordpress.com's 2nd Annual International Wear Your Thong to Word Day.

The number might easily balloon to 400,000 or more total participants because, this year, men and over-30 women have been invited to join the fun, too.

College students also are welcome to jump on the bandwagon by wearing thongs to their classes.

But high school students are too young and need to dress normally unless they hold part-time jobs and get written permission from their parents and supervisors.

“It’s going to be big,” observes derekclontz.wordpress.com editor Derek Clontz, who masterminded the fun event that drew an estimated 75,000 “thongers” in 342 workplaces across the United States and globally in 2008.

“We’re looking for a massive turnout far exceeding last year’s group. Our first International Wear Your Thong to Work Day was limited to women under the age of 25, a good idea but turned out to be impossible to enforce.

“So this year we’re blowing the lid off all restrictions and flinging open the floodgates, inviting everyone to catch the derekclontz.wordpress.com wave and join the fun.

“Mature women, men of all shapes and sizes, even ‘out-of-trim’ supervisors and business owners who are up in years and past their prime – we’re willing to take all comers.

“And one of the great things about International Wear Your Thong to Work Day is that it doesn’t cost a dime to participate. All you have to do is slip into a thong that covers enough ‘real estate’ to keep you from getting arrested, grab your briefcase or lunch box and head out for work.

“To make sure you aren’t mistaken as a sex pest or a person of ill repute, we advise you to e-mail for your Official DerekClontz.WordPress.com International Wear Your Thong to Work Day ID card, emblazoned with our distinctive ‘thong logo’. On August 19, pin it to the back of your thong where it won’t be overlooked.

“This really is one of the few rites of spring and summer that you can enjoy with less effort than it takes to put on your clothes in the morning.

Barack Obama says International Thong Day will help people take their minds off their worries, sources confirm

President Barack Obama says International Thong Day "will boost the nation's morale."

“And if you‘re the least bit lonely or in the market for a new sweetie, it’s an efficient way to attract a date.”

Surprisingly to some observers, derekclontz.wordpress.com’s 1st Annual International Wear Your Thong to Work Day was well-received in all but a handful of church offices, hospital emergency rooms, and public schools that enforce strict dress codes for teachers.

There were no other reported problems anywhere in the United States or abroad, Clontz says.

In fact, a Waffle House cook in Columbia, South Carolina, actually caught the eye of a major Hollywood producer who has since placed her in supporting roles in several widely seen commercials.

“I’ll be wearing my thong,” says Clontz. “I encourage you to do the same.”

To get your FREE and OFFICIAL International Wear Your Thong to Work Day ID Card, write to us using the comment box on this page. We’ll e-mail an optimized jpeg (photograph) that you can print and wear on Thong Day.

Spring allergies: Stop them before they stop with doctor’s advice

In Allergies & Treatments, Allergy Relief, Bible herbs, Dr. Allergy Tells You How to Beat Them, Dr. Donna, Good Advice, Good Common Sense, Granny was right, Health, Let food be your medicine, Maverick Doctors, Spring Allergies: EZ Cures, alternative health, folk remedies, for your health, gee whiz, health and fitness, healthy eating, healthy foods, herbal remedies, herbal therapies, home remedies, life's lessons, medical miracle, medicinal herbs on March 4, 2009 at 10:32 pm

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By Dr. DONNA SCHWONTKOWSKI
4-Page Media, Inc. Health Editor

Do you suffer from allergies? It’s amazing how many people do! Some estimates are as high as 55 million Americans, or 16% of the population. That’s a lot of sneezing, stuffy noses, skin rashes and scratching!

Dr. Donna

Dr. Donna

The funny thing I’ve discovered over the years I’ve been a chiropractic physician (now retired), nutritionist and master herbalist is that people think that these are the only symptoms for allergies.

They aren’t. An allergy can cause:

- constipation,

- diarrhea,

- lots of gas,

- swelling and discoloration under the eyes,

- bloating,

- water retention,

- heart rhythm abnormalities,

- sudden temporary loss of voice,

- gasping for breath,

- uncontrollable tremors of the eyelids,

- itchy eyelids,

- and a lot of other symptoms.

I remember the old days when I was allergic to 22 different foods.

Life was miserable because I couldn’t eat what everyone else ate at dinner parties, birthday celebrations, and college parties.

However, there was a choice to be made and I was sick of being unhealthy.

I chose to stop eating those foods and amazing improvements in my health occurred. For example, it became easier to maintain ideal body weight as long as I ate foods not allergic to.

I didn’t get sick with colds and flu very often anymore. My skin cleared up automatically on its own. People still tell me that my skin is beautiful and I do not do facials, moisturize, or any chemical peels.

And of course, plastic surgery procedures are something I don’t consider.

How to Get Rid of Allergies

There are ways to eliminate allergies. If you’re allergic to pollens, for example, now is the time to start preparing your body for the pollen season.

Now? It’s winter!

Yes, that’s right. Starting now will often be enough time to strengthen your body so that it can fight against the allergies in the springtime.

The way to do that safely and cost-effectively is to is to take an herbal formula that addresses it.

Susan's Herbs

Susan's Herbs

One formula could be Susan’s Allergy Formula, which contains a mixture of herbs that help calm the immune system and cleanse it in a way that makes the body better able to handle your allergies:

– Quercetin: this isn’t an herb, but rather a part of the vitamin C complex of factors that strengthens the capillaries, and is a first-class anti-inflammatory and anti-allergy supplement. Considered to be one of the finest natural antihistamines – and it doesn’t make you drowsy. Many other health uses make this a great supplement to take generally.

– Nettles: a specific herb used for allergies. If you happen to be in the woods and you brush against a plant that creates an allergic rash such as poison ivy, interestingly, you’ll always find a nettle plant nearby. God knew you’d need it and made it a companion plant. For our purposes, taken orally, nettle is a superb antihistamine.

– Una de Gato – this herb from Peru is one of the finest. It decreases inflammation and helps create the proper intestinal flora. It is said that all allergies start with a dirty gut.

– Oregon Grape Root: Another beautiful and healing herb, this one helps the lymphatic system and liver cleanse while also purifying the blood. A dirty gut ensures dirty blood.

When I teach detoxification, one of the main principles people learn is that it’s important to clean the inside of your body just like you clean the skin.

The more chemicals and garbage your skin has accumulated, the easier your body will develop allergies.

Smile of the Day

Humans and bees have something in common – hives!

Health Tip

Workers: Take a mental break during your busy day. Concentrating is good, but sitting at your desk without moving much hour after hour is murder on your body! Get up and move around for at least five minutes during each hour you sit at your desk.

Nutrition Tip

Eat liver once this week. It’s a storehouse of B vitamins and minerals that beat fatigue.

About Dr. Donna

Donna Schwontkowski is Doctor of Chiropractic (retired) and Master Herbalist. She also holds a Masters Degree in Nutrition. In her personal practice, lectures, seminars and as a health writer and consultant, she has helped thousands of people find optimal health and wellness.

George Bush – antiChrist or ambassador from God? YOU be the judge

In Barack & Jesus, Barack Obama, Barack Obama's Fear, Bill O'Reilly, Blogroll, Bush & Barack antiChrist connection, Bush the antiChrist?, Conservative Politics, Crazy - or not?, Dang, Devil Made Me Do It, End of Days, Evil, Evil politicians, Fox News, Hard Times, History judges Bush, Jesus Saves, Keith Olbermann, MSNBC, Nancy Grace, Obama My Man, Obama's Genius, Occult, Outrage!, Phew!, Politics as usual, Power of Lies, Power of Prayer, President Bush - love him or hate him?, Presidential Politics, Satan's corner, Save the Country, Say huh?, Sean Hannity, Vote in Bush performance poll, born again Christian, bush administration, christian prophecy, christian thought, church prophecies, devil worship, end of the world, end times, gee whiz, judgment day, messiah back on earth, new world order, offbeat, one-world government, outrageous, politics, predict the future, prophecy, satan on February 26, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Savior - or not?

Savior - or not?

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By DerekClontz.com Writer

President George Bush has been out of office for over a month now, giving citizens and historians a vantage point from which to judge his performance in 20-20 hindsight.

Vote in our poll and render YOUR verdict now.

Was Mr. Bush an ambassador from God who tried valiantly, and perhaps in vain, to make the world a more peaceful and loving and compassionate place?

AntiChrist - or not?

AntiChrist - or not?

Or was he an unwittingly evil antiChrist who set the stage and paved the way for the godless one-world socialist government that many believe is unfolding before our very eyes under the guidance of President Barack Obama?

Nadya, Angelina and The Joker

In Heath Ledger Lookalike, Heath Ledger Nadya Suleman Connection, Nadya Suleman, separated at birth on February 20, 2009 at 11:33 pm

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Nadya

Nadya

Heath Ledger as The Joker

Heath Ledger as The Joker

BABY CRAZY “octumom” Nadya Suleman’s reported obsession with poofy-lipped actress Angelina Jolie may or may not have any basis in reality.

But if the lip job she is alleged to have had gives her a striking resemblance to anyone, it’s not Jolie – it’s actor Heath Ledger as The Joker.

Check the photos and let us know what YOU think. 

For those who live in caves and hollow logs without benefit of TV or the Internet, Suleman, a single mother with no means of support, just gave birth to octuplets following a dangerous and terribly misguided fertility technique.

Angelina

Angelina

She already had six children under the age of six. Two are challenged with autism.

It has been alleged that Suleman is “obsessed” with Jolie and considers herself a lookalike. She has denied reports that she had a lip job or has even a passing interest in Jolie, an Oscar nominee and, some would say, “attractive.”

Ledger, who died from a drug overdose after a spectacular performance in The Dark Knight, a Batman movie, also is up for an Oscar.

Tot Mom confession “imminent”, says Vegas

In "I did it!" Casey confesses, A good bet, Casey Anthony, Casey Anthony Blabs, Casey Anthony Confession, Casey Anthony Cracks, Casey Anthony Murder Trial, Odds On Bet, Super Bowl vs Casey Anthony, Vegas A-twitter, Viva Las Vegas on February 20, 2009 at 11:13 pm

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Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony will break down and admit to the murder of  daughter Caylee “sometime within the next three months” with the confession likely coming “within the next five days,” gambling experts in Las Vegas, Nevada, report.

“This is one of the hottest bets going,” said a bookie who specializes in wagering on the outcome of criminal cases, elections and other news events.

“Just about everybody sees her fessing up within three to four months, and most see her spilling the beans within the next three to four days.”

Other wagers associated with the Anthony case:

- Will the death penalty come into play?

- What was the cause of death – asphixiation, poisoning, chloroform … or something else?

- What day, precisely, was tragic Caylee killed?

Said a second bookie. “I see $30 to $40 million being bet on the case. Not the Super Bowl or NCAA Basketball, but the cash certainly is flowing.”

Win $50.00 picking day Casey will crack

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Win $50 guessing when I'll crack.

Win $50 guessing when I'll crack.

 

You can win a nifty $50.00 picking the day alleged baby killer Casey Anthony will crack – and admit she murdered her 2-year-old daughter Caylee in cold blood.

No purchase is necessary. All you have to do is pick the day, month and year Anthony, 23, of Orlando, Florida, will confess.  

In the event of a tie, all correct entries will be placed in a box.  A blindfolded judge will choose the winner by reaching in and pulling one entry out.

Submit entries through our comment box on this blog. Hurry!

The way things are going with serious circumstantial evidence against her piling up, Anthony might stop her lying and tell the truth at any minute.

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Obama administration to scientists …’Build robots to replace men by year 2012′

In Action Babes, All Shook Up, And then along came Obama, Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, Daily Update, Dang, Hillary Clinton, MSNBC, Makes Sense to Me, Nancy Grace, Technology on Parade, World Without Men, derek clontz, male-female relations, men and women, men vs women on February 18, 2009 at 10:21 pm

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Come ... to ... papa ... ?

Come ... to ... papa ... baby ... ?

WASHINGTON - Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and other leading women in the Obama administration have quietly challenged scientists to build robots that are sophisticated enough to replace men by the year 2012.

And believe it or not, experts in the fields of computer science and artificial intelligence say it can be done.

“We can make a serviceable male ’sex-bot’ right now,” says Dr. Pauline Fallington, whose scholarly books on robotics are considered standards in the field.

“But frustrated ladies are telling us they want ‘mechanical men’ that are capable of performing ALL the functions of the human male, machines that can:

* “Hold simple conversations,

* Perform passably for short periods on the dance floor,

* “Do a few chores around the house, and,

* “Provide a sense of physical security for women who are uncomfortable living alone.

“A tall order, it would seem, but certainly within the realm of what’s possible. 

“I’d say it’s likely that we can create robots that will compare quite favorably with men if not surpass them well before the target date of 2012.”

Male advocacy groups are outraged by the suggestion that men can be replaced by machines, especially in the bedroom where imagination and creativity play as much of a role as “mechanics.”

But growing numbers of women are thrilled by the prospect -and they’re pressing for it.

“It’s been a man’s world long enough,” fumes Marilyn Foste, author of the controversial 2003 book, Real Women Don’t Wear Tampons, and the equally incendiary 2007 followup … Or Feminine Napkins, Either, You Pig.

“Women are making gains in the workplace, so we don’t need men to support us.

“About the only thing we do need them for is sex, for companionship, for protection, and to help out with the kids.

“Talk to any woman with a significant other and ask her about her guy.

“She’ll tell you he’s uncouth, demanding, lazy, seldom talks or offers support, and is only a marginal player at best in the sack.

“So how sophisticated does a robot have to be to top that? I would suggest to you, not very.”

Amazingly, gay guys are jumping on the “replace-men-with-robots” bandwagon, too.

“We figure if women get the robots, we’ll get the real guys,” chortles a leading gay activist and author from Miami.

“This could do wonders for the gay movement.”

While gay men and feminists lick their chops over what the future might bring, men who subscribe to traditional views of sex, marriage and the family unit are preparing to fight back.

“Contrary to what some women might say, men are still in control,” says a Dallas, Texas-based clergyman who requested anonymity.

“We might be a silent majority now, but if you press us too far, I think you’ll see us  bring the little fillies back under control.”

 

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Outrage as Chinese peddle “Casey Anthony Duct Tape”

In Casey Anthony, derek clontz on February 18, 2009 at 9:53 pm

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A sleazy Chinese manufacturer wants to sell industrial-strength “Casey Anthony Duct Tape” in the United States. 

It’s highly unlikely that the firm will get its way because public resistance is likely to be strong and angry.

Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony

But, incredibly, by law, say legal experts, Huo Zang Fo Enterprises, with headquarters in Beijing, could use the “Casey Anthony” branding on a U.S. product IF they trademark it without reference to THE Casey Anthony who stands accused of murdering her daughter, Caylee, 2, in a scenario that may have involved the use of chloroform and duct tape, last summer.

“But that would take some legal maneuvering by some pretty callous attorneys, so, if this company thinks they can pull it off, more power to them,” said the expert who also is an analyst for a leading cable news show.

“I’ll just say they better have money and lots of it, and that’s just to get the name on a trademark application. The biggest hurdle would be persuading the American public to buy such a product. I wouldn’t be caught with anything like that around my house.

“Seriously, I think most people would avoid it.”

Reports that the company, an upstart with no known international trade experience, wanted to manufacture and market the duct tape first appeared in Asian trade journals and has been picked up by Pacific Rim newspapers and radio and TV newsrooms throughout the Far East.

Closer to home, Reuters and AP and all major U.S. networks and cable outlets are said to have reporters on the story.

But a New York agent of  firm says there “is nothing to this because all we’ve said is that we would like to market a duct tape with a Casey Anthony nameplate or with advertising that might allude to unconventional uses or high-profile news stories.

“We’re always open to ideas,” said the agent, an American who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “But we are not branding the name ‘Casey Anthony’ at this time.”

What do you think? Vote in our poll and write today.

 

 

 

Hunky bunky doc’s got me under his love spell … Dear Annie – America’s Best Advice Columnist

In 1000 years of peace, 5 minutes of fame, Action Babes, All Shook Up, Be Happy, Bill O'Reilly, Dear Annie, Dear Annie Can Help You, Drama in real life, Fine Line Between Genius and Insanity, Fox News, Get a load of this!, Good Advice, Good Lovin' Gone Bad, Granny was right, Headline News, Hey Mabel!, How embarrassing, Hunky Bunky Doctor, Mama was right, Man's work, Ohhhh Baby!, Phew!, Sean Hannity, Secret Shame, Self Esteem, Sex, Sound Off, Tell Mama, Temptations, child psychology, gee whiz, mabel, male-female relations, marriage, men and women, men vs women, odd, offbeat, office talk, outrageous, relationships, stir fry, straight poop, stupid doctor tricks on February 17, 2009 at 5:26 am

Annie Van Horne is America’s Best Advice Columnist. Need help? Write: Dear Annie today. Copyright (c) 2009 4-Page Media, Inc. All rights reserved.

I’VE FALLEN HEELS OVER HEAD FOR MY HUNKY BUNKY DOCTOR

Dear Annie: I’ve fallen head over heels in love with my proctologist and my wife knows all about it because I slipped up and started calling her “Thomas! Thomas! Oh Thomas!” when we were having sex the other night. Now my marriage in deep doo-doo and I don’t know what to do. I love my wife with all my heart, but I love my doctor with all my heart, too. They’re both special to me and I just wish there were something I could do to hold on to the both of them. What do you think, Annie — is there a way to save the good thing I’ve got going with my wife and with my physician, too? He’s a hunk! – Wishing and Hoping in Miami, Florida

Dear Wishing and Hoping: No woman in her right mind is going to share her man with a “butt doctor.” On a high note, your wife couldn’t possible be in her right mind because she did, after all, marry you. With that in mind, try to “spin” your plan in such a way that it’s appealing to her. Surely Thomas will give her free bunky exams, and if she’s got a problem with hemorrhoids, free surgery and air cushions could save her a bundle.

Annie can help you, too. Write: Dear Annie

 

MY WONDERFUL HUSBAND THINKS HE’S JOHNNY DEPP

Dear Annie: I’ve been married to a wonderful man for five years. He is an excellent provider, a great husband, a super father and my very, very best friend. I’d have to say he’s pretty much perfect except for this one little thing. About a month ago he started insisting on me calling him “Johnny Depp” during our lovemaking. At first it was humorous and kind of fun to fantasize about getting intimate with Johnny, who just happens to be my favorite movie star. But now Horace, that’s my husband, won’t answer to anything else. I have to call him “Johnny Depp” or “Mr. Depp” all the time, even in public, or he simply ignores me until I do! What do you think, Annie? Does Hor …, I mean, Mr. Depp, need professional help? -- Mrs. Depp in Chicago, Illinois

Dear Mrs. Depp: Sounds like somebody slammed Johnny’s head in a car door, but let’s face it: he’s no crazier than you are for staying with him. The bottom line? Get a divorce and take him for every penny he’s got while he’s still got a job. From the looks of things, he’s headed for la-la land — and time is NOT on your side!

Annie can help you, too. Write: Dear Annie


DECEMBER BRIDE IS LEAVING $3.7M TO HER GASBAG KITTY-CAT

Dear Annie: Eight years ago I met a very rich old woman and I don’t care what you think, Annie, I married Mary for love, not money. It’s true that I quit my job driving the fork lift after we tied the knot. But it’s not because I’m gold-digger. I had to quit working because Mary and I like to travel all over the world, and when we aren’t traveling, we like to loaf.

Now I have a problem. Last week when Mary was getting her hair styled I was poking around in her wall safe and I found a sealed envelope with a lawyer’s name on it. Inside was her will. Annie, she’s leaving every penny — $3.6 million — to her stupid cat Rootie-Toot! How can a gasbag cat use all those millions? I’m the one who married the old bat. That money belongs to me! Right? – Cut Off in Shelby, North Carolina

Dear Cut Off: There’s no way on earth a stink-bomb cat can spend all that cash — especially if pussums has a “terrible accident” before Mary bites the dust. I’m not suggesting that you toss a couple of fish in your trash compactor with the dial set to “auto-start.” But, hey — it’s a thought.

Annie can help you, too. Write: Dear Annie


SHOULD I RUN FROM THE LAW WITH MY NO-GOOD BOYFRIEND?

Dear Annie: I’ve been with Bill for almost a year and now he wants me to move out of the state with him. He’s running from the law after skipping bail on an assault charge that the police slapped him with because he beat up his mother. It’s not like he meant to do it. He has a history of hitting people when he’s drunk. He’s hit me in the past, too. But since he quit drinking early this morning, I haven’t felt endangered at all. I really love him, too — I think. As far as I know, he’s not cheating on me anymore. What should I do? – Undecided in Bellingham, Washington

Dear Undecided: It sounds like Bill is doing his best to turn over a new leaf — not! Get real, oyster brain — and call the cops!

Annie can help you, too. Write: Dear Annie

Casey Anthony bizarre “Cash-Cyclone Plan” to save U.S. economy stuns jailers

In All Shook Up, Believe it or not, Bill O'Reilly, Casey Anthony, Casey Anthony Behind Closed Doors, Casey Anthony Blabs, Casey Anthony Murder Trial, Casey Anthony Spy, Casey Anthony in Court, Economic Stimulus Explained, Economic Stimulus Package, Nancy Grace, Sean Hannity, derek clontz, ecomony, economic bailout, economic meltdown, economy on February 17, 2009 at 12:19 am

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You’d think alleged baby killer  Casey Anthony would be focused on her dead daughter Caylee’s recent memorial service and also her own trial for murder. But jail sources in Orlando, Florida, say she’s been talking about ways to help get the derailed U.S. economy back on track. And her “solution?”

Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony

Can this machine stimulate the economy? Casey Anthony says; "Yes."

Can this machine stimulate the economy? Casey Anthony says; "Yes."

 ”Let everybody go into one of those cash-cyclone machines that blows around $20 bills. You get to keep all the money you can catch. Then people would go out and spend it. That’s what I think,” she reportedly told a jail employee who, as our source put it, “couldn’t believe the nonsense that what was coming out of Casey’s mouth.

“The employee said, ‘What is wrong with you? Don’t you have any emotions? Don’t you care about your baby?’

“Casey didn’t say another word. But I know from another source that she brought up the cash machine with members of her legal team. I don’t know – maybe she’s crazy.

“Or maybe she thinks if she somehow comes up with an idea that will help ordinary men and women survive the bad  economy, people will ‘like her’ and demand that she be released from jail.

“I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: This case just gets crazier by the day.”

What do YOU think? Is Casey crazy to be talking about the economy while she’s waiting to stand trial for the murder of her baby? Or, do you think she’s on to something with her cockamamie cash machine idea?

Send your comments and vote in our poll.

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100 ways to stop Congress from stealing your money

In Bill O'Reilly, CNN, Call to Action, Crazy - or not?, Crimes of the Century, Drama in real life, Drunken Sailor Spending Bill, Economic Stimulus Explained, Economic Stimulus Package, Fox News, Free Viagara, Gimme Gimme, Granny was right, Hey Mabel!, Icky Yucky Stinky, It was bound to happen ..., Keith Olbermann, Nancy Pelosi's Underpants, Save the Country, Something for Nothing, Sound Off, U.S. Senate Shout Out, Vote Congress Out of Office, conspiracy, crime, debt management, ecomony, economic bailout, economic meltdown, economy, gee whiz, get out of debt, get out of debt fast, get rich during the depression, get rich quick, inspirational on February 8, 2009 at 5:18 pm

Call to Action: Write to every U.S. Senator – there are 100 of them – using the handy link at the end of this story. 

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FREE GUIDE: 1,700 home remedies for 176 illnesses and afflictions at HerbNews.org

JUST about everyone agrees the U.S. economy needs a serious stimulus package to, 1. create good jobs, and, 2. support sensible spending and lending for rich and poor alike. But that doesn’t mean they’re up for a trillion-dollar drunken-sailor handout that will use your tax dollars to finance:

- free Sesame Street condoms (to encourage pre-teen use without parental involvement),

- 24/7 skateboard parks for teenagers (who would be better off at home reading and studying),

- free in-vitro fertilizations (for poor and indigent women who couldn’t otherwise afford to have children),

- free Viagra prescriptions (for poor and indigent men with compromised sex lives),

- free limousine services for public school officials in poor, inner city neighborhoods (instead of better textbooks and educational supplies for students),

- free “love motels” for homeless people to have sex in (instead of badly needed shelters where they can sleep and get a decent meal),

- and other insane pork projects that will benefit virtually none of the hard-working people who pay for them.

 Instead, they will serve as the “beard” and “cover” for a shocking and  historic transfer of wealth from hard-working individuals to state and federal governments, transforming America into a socialist state that punishes incentive and hard work while encouraging sloth and “victimization.”

You can STOP Congress from stealing your money and FORCE our elected officials to spend YOUR dollars wisely by taking the time to write to each and every senator using the forms and e-mail addresses you will find by clicking the link below.

You don’t have to rant and rave or spend a lot of time making your case.

All rational human beings already know the “bailout bill” being considered in the Senate goes far beyond economic stimulation to include what are, in fact, massive handout programs that will crush self reliance and personal responsibility. Speak out now.

Using the link below, write to America’s 100 senators. Tell them where you stand on the economic stimulus package now before the Senate. Make it clear that you will support them through Internet boards and letters to the editors of newspapers in their home states if they vote against ALL excessive and unnecessary “pork” spending now included in the bill.

Be civil and speak softly, but make sure they understand that you will work through those same Internet boards and newspapers to oust them from office if they vote for the bill as is.

http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm

“Devil Scratch” on Casey Anthony’s Forehead

In Bill O'Reilly, CNN, Can this be true?, Casey Anthony, Casey Anthony Behind Closed Doors, Casey Anthony Devil Scratch, Casey Anthony Murder Trial, Casey Anthony in Court, Casey Anthony: Get Right With God, Crime Stories, Crimes of the Century, Satan's corner, Satanic, Say huh?, Tell Mama, The Debbil, The Devil, charles manson, crime, satan, stir fry, supernatural phenomenon on February 7, 2009 at 6:57 pm

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Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony

An eerie and ominous “Devil scratch”  has mysteriously appeared on Casey Anthony’s forehead, say sources, and nobody – not even Casey – seems to know how it got there.

“Casey isn’t a Devil worshiper that I am aware of , and I believe her when she says she doesn’t know where the scratch came from,” says an Orange County, Florida, jail insider in a position to know. “I believe her because she’s rattled. She keeps rubbing it like she’s trying to get it off.”

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The insider says the scratch looks “evil and demonic, very satanic. It’s a man’s head and it’s mean looking. There’s no denying it has horns.”

The scratch appeared on Saturday, Feb. 7 , “or at least nobody had seen it before then,” said the source.

Although described as a “scratch”, it “looks more like a bruise to me,” says a second source. “It’s weird. If I were Casey Anthony, I’d be scared. It’s like Satan has come for her soul.”

Medical personnel took a series of six photographs of the scratch for Anthony’s medical records, the first source says.

The second source adds:  ”We think a doctor will examine (the scratch) to make sure Anthony doesn’t have a medical problem or inflicted the wound on herself and is becoming a suicide risk.”

Anthony, 23, has been charged with murder in the disappearance and death of her daughter, Caylee Anthony, 2. She is behind bars in Orange County, Florida, awaiting her trial, which likely will begin next fall.

Waterboard Casey Anthony to Stop Her Lies – Your Vote Counts in Huge National Poll

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Cops admit, she's a good liar.

Casey Anthony: Cops admit, she's a good liar.

WATERBOARD Casey Anthony  to stop her lies and find out the truth about baby Caylee, the adorable 2-year-old daughter she is alleged to have murdered in cold blood because the child was “cramping her party style.” 

Or, give the tot mom a lie detector test whether she agrees to it or not.

Or, inject her with truth serum.

Or, keep her awake with loud hip-hop music until she finally breaks down.

Or, pull her fingernails out one by one – that will make her spill the beans.

That’s just a sample of the harsh and probably illegal  interrogation tactics average Americans have dreamed up to make reviled tot-mom Casey Anthony confess to the murder of Caylee. She has, of course, been charged with the crime and jailed without bond in an Orange County, Florida jail. Her trial date has not been set, but it almost certainly will commence next fall.

Now YOU can weigh in. Vote in our huge national poll, below. And, post your comments for everyone associated with or interested in the case to read.

Evil Casey to Octuplet Mom: “You’ll be sorry”

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Artist's rendering of what she might look like if a fellow inmate slugged her.

Casey Anthony: Artist's rendering of what she might look like if a fellow inmate slugged her.

Alleged baby killer Casey Anthony  lashed out at California baby machine Nadya Suleman, telling a jailhouse source, “She’s an idiot to have all those babies. She’ll be sorry … “

 For those who don’t know, unmarried Suleman, 33, just gave birth to octuplets. She already had six children. The new total: 14 … all under the age of 7.

“For once, I’m not disagreeing with Casey,”  the insider from the Orange County, Florida jail – where Anthony is being held without bond in connection with the murder of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee – told derekclontz.com exclusively.

“It’s strange, really, because when Casey was talking about the woman, her words were harsh, but the tone of her voice was almost what you would call … well … if you can believe it, kind of compassionate .

“It was like she was scolding a little brother or a little sister for doing something really, really dumb. There was toughness in her voice, but there was a hint of caring in there, too.

“Don’t get me wrong, even if she does have some compassion left  in that hard heart of hers, Casey Anthony is still what she is: the worst mother in the world. Much worse than this octuplet mom.”

It should come as no surprise that Anthony might have opinions about Suleman and her astounding “litter” of children … six under the age of 7, and eight under the age of one month.  The woman relatives describe as being “obsessed with children” is at the center of an international controversy that exploded over the ethics of using expensive and dangerous test-tube fertilization techniques to give birth to so many babies outside of marriage and with no visible means of support.  She lives with her parents in southern California, and says she will go back to college in the fall. 

Anthony, 23, had only one baby – Caylee Marie – who, cops say, she cut down in cold blood last summer so she would have more time to party. Her trial for the murder of the child is expect to commence later this year.

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Roaches! Obama outrage as Bushes leave White House infested

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Do you have potty bugs in your house? Tell us your story in the comment box at the end of this report.Editor’s note:  President Barack and first lady Michelle Obama are said to be outraged over the roaches they found in the White House just days after ex-President George bush and wife Laura moved out. At first, they thought they were dealing with ordinary German cockroaches, but entomologists (bug experts) from George Washington University, in Washinton, D.C., quickly identified them as Guatemalan “potty roaches”, as described in our story, below. Potty roaches are hard to kill, but you, like the Obamas, can fight an infestation with the tips you‘ll find in Roaches and Their Control, a free pamphlet you can get by calling any county extension office in the United States. Ask for publication IC-406.

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Not amused.

Barack Obama: Not amused.

THE NEXT TIME you plop down on a toilet and feel a little something crawling around “down there” don’t chalk it off to your imagination – take a closer look and you might find your bathroom is infested with America’s latest pest peril: Guatemalan potty roaches.

That’s right, potty roaches -  an exotic but fast-breeding insect that is believed to have made its way into the United States through the port of Miami in the mid-1990s and has since spread into many of the finest and cleanest homes in America through sewer lines and toilets.

To make matters worse, potty roaches  – or “throne bugs” as rich folks like to call them to avoid the stigma of  having to fess up to the fact that their homes are infested with “ordinary” insects – have no fear of humans.

In fact, they like people – and will skitter up out of the johnny and all over your “most private and intimate areas in the twinkling of an eye,” experts warn.

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Dead baby’s ghost: ‘Please bury me, Mommy’ – Hard Lesson for Casey Anthony

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EDITOR’S NOTE: Casey Anthony’s defiant refusal to cooperate with authorities has prevented closure in the death of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee, whose remains have yet to be buried.  The following report illustrates how damaging such delays can be …

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Casey Anthony.

Casey Anthony.

THE teary-eyed ghost of a baby that restlessly roamed an apartment building for 92 heartbreaking years “finally crossed  over to the other side” when the remains of his unburied body were discovered in the attic and laid to rest, a paranormal expert reports.

“His was a troubled spirit, but with the blessing of the clergy and a proper burial, the child is free at last,” Haller Voisart, the Swiss parapsychologist who found the tot’s skeleton in the attic of the old structure, told me exclusively.

“The tragedy is that it took over 90 years for us to find his remains and bury them so he could find his peace.

Christian artist Dick Kulpa's rendering of Caylee Anthony in Heaven.

Christian artist Dick Kulpa

“His frequent appearances in the hallways of the building and the apartments themselves were cries for help – cries that tenants heard but through ignorance and fear couldn’t do anything about.”

Alaine Greder, 57, was one of many apartment dwellers who claimed to have seen the tiny apparition since it was first spotted in the spring of 1917, in Basel, Switzerland.

Like other tenants who told friends and reporters what they had witnessed, she was frightened at first.

“But after the initial shock, my heart went out to him,” she said.

“He was a slight little thing, no older than 2 or 3. And you could tell that he was sad and in great pain.

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Angry bill collectors say Obama won’t return calls on the national debt

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FAST FACT: Bill collectors have a serious image problem, ranking just one notch below “child-killing Devil worshippers” on the Census Bureau’s list of “sleaziest and most reviled Americans,” a spokesman confirms.

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Hundreds of angry bill collectors have complained to the Government Accounting Office about President Barack Obama, claiming the leader of the free world won’t return calls about America’s $2 trillion national debt – a staggering $900 billion of which is on credit cards.

“I’m very disappointed in Mr. Obama, at the time we issued the credit, the Oval Office seemed like a good risk,” fumes Karl Johnson, who represents a Saudi investment bank that has loaned the U.S. at least $200 billion since several large commercial banks and investment firms faked bankruptcy and demanded bailouts last fall.

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“The President seems to have a problem with admitting that he owes anybody any money.

“He won’t come to the telephone even though I’m calling the White House, and … hey, sir – come on, now – everybody on the planet knows you live there. “

“And it’s not like we want to throw him in jail or anything.

“All we want to do is talk things over and see if we can help him out, because instead of paying off the debt he’s got, he just keeps asking for more loans – and that’s a red flag.

“It’s true that he’s not in default, but one more down-tick in the economy could change that in a split second.

“The last thing we want is a bankruptcy. Then we’ll never get our cash back.”

Johnson isn’t the only bill collector who’s gone public to say the President “has some s’plainin’ to do” over the biggest national debt in America’s history

William Fender, who represents a Chinese investment group that loaned the U.S. $360 billion to help with last year’bank bailout and pay for a couple of battles in the war in Iraq, says: “Hundreds of us on the collections end of things agree – the commander-in-chief  needs to take a deep breath, look at his balance sheet, and start figuring out how to pay back some of the money that was loaned to the U.S. in good faith.

“Every time I call the White House I get first lady Michelle Obama or Vice President Joseph Biden on the line and they always say something like, ‘Mr. Obama isn’t in today. Would you like to leave a message?’, like they’re hired help or guests who just happened to pick up the phone.

“Look, the last thing I want to do is put additional pressure on the President when the country is at war and in a financial meltdown. But he has to meet me half way.

“Otherwise, things could get nasty. Can you imagine the scowl on his face if I foreclose on Camp David? Or how about I take back all those TVs in the ‘war room’ at the Pentagon

“Ask anyone who’s ever taken on more debt than he can handle. He’ll tell you how humiliating it is to tangle with the repo man.”

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs says the President “is aware” of the national debt “but it’s not a priority right now.”

“I suggest some of these bill collectors cool their jets – they’ll get their money even if our children have to pay it,” he added.

Meanwhile, I’d hate to have to give the Internal Revenue Service a jingle and start naming names. “Those audits can get nasty.”

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HERBAL FAST FACT: Anxiety over continuing massive layoffs and the general turbulent state of the U.S. and world economies is taking a toll on millions of Americans who are worried about their financial security and the future of  our nation. Kava, GABA,  Valerian, Scutterlaria – and that tried and true standby, St. John’s Wort – are excellent choices to “take the edge off.”

For unrelenting stresses that just won’t quit, choose a good Chinese, Korean or American Ginseng, not to calm you, but to increase stamina, energy and endurance – and minimize the deleterious effects of harmful chemicals that are produced by your body when you are under great stress. My personal favorite, Cat’s Claw, is a good choice, too. Questions? Write. – Derek Clontz

$22 million Viagra and “nighties” bill in Obama stimulus package

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Give Fox News and CNN another day or two and they’ll be reporting this, too: A staggering $22.4 million in Viagra and sexy-nighty “pork” has been hidden away in the near trillion dollar economic stimulus package that President Barack Obama and democrats are trying to push through Congress.

Will Viagra sex pills help save U.S. economy? Democrats say, "Yes."

Will Viagra sex pills help save U.S. economy? Democrats say, "Yes."

And that’s not all. Tucked in over 600 densely worded pages of,  as government watchdog Paul Fenderson puts it,  ”bureaucratic lies and deceptions”, are over $475 million in earmarks that will pay for such things as:

- Acrylic nails and gold tennis bracelets for unemployed women.

- Nighties and sex toys for people who want to enjoy an active sex life but have no money to buy “accessories” that other people use to enhance their experiences. This includes $22.4 million specifically reserved to foot the bill for Viagra and Cialis “erection pills” for indigent and unemployed men who might not otherwise be able to father children.

- Digital cameras and camcorders for the homeless to photograph their lives on the fringes of society.

- Obama-Nation and Change You Can Believe In T-shirts for all protected classes, including African Americans, Hispanics and women.

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- Hip-Hop and rock CDs, boom boxes and car stereos as incentives to at-risk youth to stay in school at least until age 16.

- Government land, Jeeps, hybrid vehicles and modular housing units for young adults who “aren’t college material” and have “temperament and personality problems” that will make it “difficult” to place them in jobs.

- Fully illustrated, full-color Korans with free DVDs for people who trade in their old Bibles and sign papers saying they are interested in “learning more about a different religion.” 

“This is just the tip of the iceberg of madness that Mr. Obama and the democrats have larded into the so-called economic stimulus package,” Fender told me exclusively.

“I urge every America who cares about this country to call or e-mail his congressmen and say, ‘I will actively work against your re-election if you support this insane bailout.’

“That’s all you need to get across. If your congressmen do vote for the package, then it’s incumbent on you to be true to your word. You can start by stating your intention in the comments section on this blog. Tell the world you aren’t going to stand for this.

“You’ve got just days to make your stand. Otherwise, this bill will be passed.”

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Casey Anthony heard praying … Pope Benedict loses his ring … Trendiest bathing suits for summer … and more

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Casey Anthony heard praying for first time in jail

Casey Anthony.

Casey Anthony.

Alleged baby killer Casey Anthony was overheard praying on Saturday night, “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep …”

“It was the child’s prayer that most of us said when we were kids,” said a source at the Orange County, Florida, Jail, where Anthony is being held without bond in connection with the murder of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee, last summer.

“I don’t know if she was praying for herself or for little Caylee.

“But since I’ve never heard anyone say they’ve heard her praying before, as a believer myself, I think it’s a step in the right direction.

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Japanese invent time machne that works pretty good

Computer-generated vortex.

Computer-generated vortex.

A Japanese electronics firm is said to have developed a computer generated “energy vortex” that allows people to travel hundreds of years into the future or past.

Engineers at Takeo Electronics, LLC., have yet to figure out how to get 12 volunteers back from 1756, 1902, 1965 and 2153, but once that glitch is solved, the units are expected to sell briskly in Japan and abroad, the respected Asian Trade Spotlight business journal reports.

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String bikinis are out, thread bikinis are in

Not much left to the imagination.

String bikini. We'd show you a THREAD, but they're too racy.

Great news for men: “clunky” old string bikinis are out – revealing new thread bikinis are in!

“String bikinis are small, but they cover up a lot of real estate that thread bikinis lay bare,” explains a Miami Beach model who adds: “Stings are like your mother’s swimsuits, very stodgy and old fashioned.”

Just because thread bikinis are the teeniest ever made doesn’t mean they come cheap.

Average price for designer styles is a whopping $225, although that is expected to come down as knock-off manufacturers roll out their copycats.

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Pope’s senior moment rattles Vatican     

Pope Benedict.

Pope Benedict.

Pope Benedict XVI lost the famous “pope ring” that everyone stands in line to kiss for a harrowing three days before an aide found it right where the pontiff left it … in a soap dish in his shower stall.

So said the Vatican in a prepared statement released after reporters caught wind of the “problem” and started asking questions.

“We’re all entitled to a ’senior moment,’” the statement said.

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Wheely big car stereo for Dr. J

Disabled Johnny “Dr. J” Jenkins has installed a $26,000 car stereo complete with 72 speakers and a 2,000-watt amplifier – in his motorized wheelchair!

“I … am … cool …” the 27-year-old quadriplegic, who speaks through a voice box, told reporters in Brisbane, Australia.

The system includes 16 rib-rattling subwoofers, 20 mid-range horns and 36 high-frequency tweeters mounted in special Fiberglas “fenders” attached to the 32-year-old car-crash victim’s wheelchair.

His favorite music?

“50 Cent … and … Cher …” he says.

 

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Pray for Casey Anthony to confess: Evangelist

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Casey Anthony.

Casey Anthony.

An evangelist says true-believing Christians “can help Casey Anthony find the courage to confess her sins to God and the police by praying for her to do the right thing.”

Christian artist Dick Kulpa's rendering of angelic Caylee Anthony.

She's with Jesus now: Christian artist Dick Kulpa's rendering of angelic Caylee Anthony.

“Then and only then can her soul be saved from eternal damnation,” the Rev. Dr. Robert Paul Stack, of Los Angeles, California, told derekclontz.com in an impassioned e-mail.

“The Devil has consumed this woman. I’m not saying she’s not guilty of murder – of course she is.

“I’m saying that we as Christians need to get on our knees and pray for Satan to be driven away so that Casey Anthony, her family, her friends, her community and also everyone else who is interested in this crime can find closure.

“Caylee Anthony is with Jesus now, and God will forgive Casey Anthony if she confesses her sins and rejects Satan.

“I am calling on all Christians to pray for Casey’s salvation. Pray for her in your own time or join me in praying for her every day at noon Eastern time until she repents and confesses, both to God and the police.

“The Devil has controlled this situation long enough. Help me drive him away with the power of prayer and the power of God.”

For those who don’t know, Casey Anthony, 23, has been charged with murder in connection with the death of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee Anthony. The tot mom faces life in prison and possibly the death penalty if she is convicted as charged. A date for her trial has not been set, but likely will commence later this year. She is being held without bond in Florida’s Orange County Jail.

Shock as Casey Anthony tells baby Caylee – “I’m sorry … I’m sorry …”

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Christian artist Dick Kulpa's rendering of angelic Caylee Anthony.

She's with Jesus now: Christian artist Dick Kulpa's rendering of angelic Caylee Anthony.

Tot mom Casey Anthony stunned not one but two eyewitnesses who during a pre-trial hearing on Friday overheard her whispering emotionlessly under her breath as she doodled on a notepad, “I’m sorry … I’m sorry …” at least eight times.

The apologies came less than an hour after a different source reported hearing her tell a member of her defense team she’s “starting to like jail … and … don’t care if I’m convicted or not.”

Casey Anthony.

Casey Anthony.

That same source said Anthony insisted she’s “not guilty of a damn thing  …  (but) life in prison will have to be better than life (as a free person on the outside) … everybody hates me … even my (friends) …” 

Those statements and the “I’m sorrys …” mark a sharp departure from Anthony’s earlier insistence that jail was the pits and she had nothing to apologize for.

“We have conflicting comments here – on the one hand, she says she’s ‘not guilty of a damn thing’ and on the other she’s saying, ‘I’m sorry’ over and over again,” a psychologist and cable news analyst told derekclontz.com exclusively.

“It’s clear she is struggling – finally – with the truth.

“This is a pattern we see with pathological liars, first, lies, lies and more lies. Then, they begin to mull consequences – in this case staying in jail – and toy with the truth, on this occasion, Casey Anthony apologizing, but not with any real emotion. 

“The eyewitnesses agree that she was saying ‘I’m sorry’ without a trace of feeling in her voice.

Artist's rendering of what she might look like if a fellow inmate slugged her.

Artist's rendering of what Anthony might look like if a fellow inmate slugged her.

“This is typical, and this is good news. It suggests Casey cannot keep up her charade and will either break down and confess or make a decision to talk calmly to prosecutors and police, telling them at long last what is true.’”

The eyewitnesses who heard Anthony apologizing disagreed about what they saw on the notepad she had been doodling on during a hearing in Orange County, Florida on Friday, on Jan. 30.

One saw “nonsensical scribbing” with nothing intelligible except perhaps “something that looked like a little ‘frowning face’.”

The other says, “I am certain I saw the name ‘Caylee Marie’. I would testify in court to that. I would bet my life on it.”

If the baby’s name is on the paper, a legal expert says that would be admissible in court along with testimony about what the eyewitnesses heard.

As the expert puts it: “The question to explore is, ‘Why was Casey Anthony apologizing to Caylee?’

“It might be because she let her down or harmed her in some way. It might be because she killed her.” 

Interestingly, as derekclontz.com was the first to report, the source who overheard Anthony saying she doesn’t care if she is convicted – an insider close to the case – said there was “something different in her voice that I haven’t heard before. I think it was fear.

“It’s like the reality of her trial and the strength of the case against her is beginning to sink in. What Iheard today sounded like someone preparing herself for the worst. 

“It was as if she were telling herself, ‘I’m not going to be able to lie myself out of this. I might as well prepare myself for it.”

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Anthony was escorted into a courtroom in Orange County, Florida, at 8:15 a.m. Friday morning with what one observed described as “a Cheshire-cat grin on her face” – a reference to the perpetually smiling cat in Alice in Wonderland.

If convicted, Anthony faces at least life in prison if not the death penalty. Her trial date has not been set, but likely will be moved out of Orange County because the jury pool knows too much about the case from local and national reporting.

Redefining the middle class: In a word, how Obama will turn U.S. into a socialist paradise

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Jesus Christ - or a trick of light - photographed over Obama inauguration?

President Barack Obama has asked a powerful new linguistic task force to find ways to expand the definition of “middle class” to include “lower class” and “upper class” while keeping “the super rich” in a category of their own.

President Barack Obama.

President Barack Obama.

In that way, the president confided to senior administration officials, the true and traditional middle class will feel as if they are the focus of economic initiatives while the lower class will understand that they, as part of the middle class, also are being helped.

Under this semantical scheme, the upper class will see themselves as beneficiaries as well, because, as actual members of the middle class per the linquistic team’s forthcoming redefinitions, they will be on the “handout radar”, too.

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As the so-called fairness state unfolds, the super rich will be reminded that they are comfortably distanced and well isolated from the underclasses, including former upper-class folks who, even though they had been fairly well off, weren’t in a position to pay high-priced accountants to prevent the redistribution of their wealth in the form of tax cuts to people who don’t pay taxes.

For the record, the super rich likely will include all serious politicians, some celebrities and most corporate CEOs.

“The strength of our economy can be measured by the strength of our middle class,” Obama said.

“This is a difficult moment. But I believe, if we act boldly and swiftly, it can be an American moment — when we work through our differences and overcome our divisions to become, truly, a nation of two peoples, the middle classes and the monied classes, working together, as one.”

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Casey Anthony: “I don’t care if I’m convicted or not – I like jail”

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Christian artist Dick Kulpa's rendering of angelic Caylee Anthony.

Christian artist Dick Kulpa's rendering of angelic Caylee Anthony.

Just minutes before a hearing to determine when she will stand trial for the murder of Caylee Anthony, her 2-year-old daughter,  tot mom Casey Anthony reportedly told a member of her legal team that she’s “starting to like jail … and … don’t care if I’m convicted or not.”
Casey Anthony.

Casey Anthony.

She went on to say she’s “not guilty of a damn thing  …  life in prison will have to be better than life (as a free person on the outside) … everybody hates me … even my (friends) …” 

The statements mark a sharp departure from Anthony’s earlier insistence that jail was the pits and she wanted out in the worst way.

The source who overheard the statements, an insider close to the case, said there was “something different in her voice that I haven’t heard before. I think it was fear.

“It’s like the reality of her trial and the strength of the case against her is beginning to sink in. What Iheard today sounded like someone preparing herself for the worst. 

“It was as if she were telling herself, ‘I’m not going to be able to lie myself out of this. I might as well prepare myself for it.”

Anthony was escorted into a courtroom in Orange County, Florida, at 8:15 a.m. Friday morning with what one observed described as “a Cheshire cat grin on her face.”

It was reported that she took notes with a pencil throughout the proceeding, although one person who claims to have seen the notepad she was working on said there “wasn’t a word on it, just doodling.”

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As she scribbled away, Circuit Judge Stan Strickland granted defense attorney Jose Baez’s motion and request to visit the crime scene where Caylee’s skeletal remains were found, the mouth of the skull wrapped with duct tape.

Strickland said he will rule on Baez’s request to obtain the records of volunteers who helped in the search for baby Caylee at a later date. Getting that information could help the defense make the case that the tot’s body was dumped long after Casey Anthony had been jailed, legal experts say.

That, in turn, might help the defense prove that she didn’t kill the baby, they explain.

On the issue of a change-of -venue motion, Strickland said he will set a hearing date when the appropriate paperwork is filed.

It was also determined that if the trial is not set for the end of the year, a change of venue motion may not be necessary – and the trial could be held in Florida.

Head lice to keep Casey Anthony out of court, she hopes

In Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony Heartbreak, Head Lice Shocker on January 29, 2009 at 4:51 pm

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If Casey Anthony really does have head lice, this is what they look like.

If Casey Anthony really does have lice, this is what they look like.

Casey says she's itching too much to appear at her own trial for murder.

Tot mom says she's itching too much to appear at her own trial for murder.

Just days after she complained about a boil on her buttocks and a rash around her private parts, Casey Anthony has told authorities she’s picked up “either scabies or head lice from somebody” – a situation that, she says, “will make it impossible for me to appear in court tomorrow because I’ll scratch too much, and it hurts to sit with the boil and all.”

Whether she will be forced to appear remains to be seen.

But an informed source says officials at the Orange County (FL) Jail “have to take the complaint seriously because head lice would be an issue that might affect other prisoners or staff and people in the courtroom.”

“Does Casey Anthony really have head lice or scabies? I doubt it,” the source told me exclusively. “But they’ll check her out just to make sure.

“She’s been complaining about a boil for several days and also about a rash.  I seriously doubt the court will excuse her from court on Friday.

“She’s obviously willing to make any excuse to stay out of the  public spotlight and media circus that will be waiting for her at the courthouse.”

As we reported on Wednesday, Casey Anthony has been pestering jail staff and medical personnel with a range of medical complaints.

According to an informed source, she’s been moaning and groaning for a week about an ugly boil on her buttocks.

Prior to that, she had been whining and crying about a rash that broke out around her private parts after she tried to give herself a jailhouse “Brazilian wax bikini trim” without the wax – using Scotch tape instead.

Boils are ugly, but not a medical emergency.

Boils are ugly, but not a medical emergency.

“She’s the little princess around here – at least, she thinks she is,” said our source for that report, an insider who is close to the case and has been from the get-go.

“She’s always complaining about something. For Casey Anthony you better believe it’s all about her. As for that bikini wax job, the joke around her is that Scotch tape wasn’t sticky enough to do the job right.

“She should have used duct tape like she did on her baby.”

Anthony, 23, is set to stand trial in Orlando, Florida, charged with the murder of her daughter, Caylee Anthony, 2, last summer.

The insider’s reference to “duct tape” was a mocking reference to the duct tape that was found wrapped around tragic Caylee’s skull when her remains were found late last year.

HERBAL FAST FACT: Head lice are treatable with over-the-counter shampoos and a selection of herbs, such as Goldenseal, a tea of which can be used to wash the scalp. It also can be taken internally to prevent a secondary infection, as can Cat’s Claw or Echinacea. – Derek Clontz

Muslim prayer mat in Oval Office – the mystery is solved

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Muslim Prayer Rug. Washington - A disgruntled White House employee reportedly stashed a Muslim prayer rug under President Barack Obama’s desk in the Oval Office hoping to get the Commander in Chief “in trouble with Christians,” a senior administration official confirms.

“President Obama shrugged it off,” the official, a longtime friend of this blog, told me exclusively. “He’s not going to make waves over a sad and stupid prank like this.”

The source declined to name the employee or give additional details other than to say President Obama spotted the well-worn but neatly folded rug under his desk on Jan. 28 after he dropped a pen and leaned over to pick it up.

The source also  said “the person who admitted responsibility” has been disciplined and transferred “but won’t be fired over this per the President.”

What do you think? Should the employee be named and fired, or given a break? Vote in our poll and write to us using the comments feature on this page.

Forgiving Casey Anthony: How can she get right with God? YOU be the judge

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Christian artist Dick Kulpa's gentle rendering of angelic Caylee Anthony.

Christian artist Dick Kulpa's gentle rendering of angelic Caylee Anthony.

Alleged baby killer Casey Anthony will answer to a charge of murder in a Florida court of law, but what about her soul, how can she –  if, in fact, she is guilty – get right with God? 

What do you think? We’d like to hear from people of all faiths, Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Native American, Earth-based … and  more.

When commenting, feel free to tell us whether you – personally –  can find it in your heart to forgive Anthony for what police allege was the cold and calculating murder of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee. 

Casey Anthony whines about boil on her buttocks, has “bikini wax” problems, too

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Casey Anthony is pestering jail staff and medical personnel with a range of medical complaints that will shock and amaze you. According to an informed source, she’s been moaning and groaning for a week about an ugly boil on her buttocks.

Boils are ugly, but not a medical emergency.

Boils are ugly, but not a medical emergency.

Casey says her bunky has a boil on it - REPORT.

Casey says her bunky has a boil on it - REPORT.

Just days earlier, she had been whining and crying about a rash that broke out around her private parts after she tried to give herself a jailhouse “Brazilian wax bikini trim” without the wax – using Scotch tape.

“She’s the little princess around here – at least, she thinks she is,” said the source, an insider who is close to the case.

“She’s always complaining about something. For Casey Anthony you better believe it’s all about her. As for that bikini wax job, the joke around her is that Scotch tape wasn’t sticky enough to do the job right.

“She should have used duct tape like she did on her baby.”

Anthony, 23, is on trial in Orlando, Florida, charged with the murder of her daughter, Caylee Anthony, 2, last summer. The insider’s reference to “duct tape” was a mocking reference to the duct tape that was found wrapped around tragic Caylee’s skull when her remains were found late last year.

Other “problems” the insider says Casey Anthony has complained about during her incarceration are:

- Intestinal gas and excessive belching from jailhouse food.

-  A sore neck from sleeping on a hard jailhouse mattress.

- Repeated headaches.

- Constipation.

- A hemorrhoid flare-up.

What do you think? Is Casey being a crybaby or just angling for more attention? Vote in our poll and send your comments. 

HERBAL FAST FACT: Boils are caused by a bacterial infection that starts in a hair follicle or a sebaceous gland and gradually works its way up to the surface of the skin. They often pop up on the face, buttocks or under the arms, and boils, indeed, are painful. Herbal remedies for boils are safe and effective, among them, combinations of the cleansing plants Burdock, Dandelion and Red Clover along with one or more of these anti-bacterials: Cat’s Claw, Echinacea, Pau d’Arco, Barberry or Goldenseal. – Derek Clontz

This just in: Casey Anthony complains jail clothes are “too scratchy”

In Casey Anthony, Casey Anthony Spy, Caylee Anthony Heartbreak on January 27, 2009 at 5:38 pm

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Casey says her jail clothes itch - REPORT

Casey: It's all about me.

Amazing! Word has leaked from the Orange County (FL) Jail that alleged baby killer Casey Anthony is complaining her jail clothes are “too itchy and  scratchy” and she would prefer some “that have been softened by stone washing like they do at the GAP.”

No word yet whether the sheriff’s department will give Anthony, 23, softer clothes. But, as a source tells us: “Unless she breaks out in a really bad rash and a doctor orders softer fabrics, she’s stuck with what she’s got.”

Although Anthony has been charged with one of the most heinous crimes imaginable – killing her own daughter, Caylee Anthony, 2, last summer -” if she truly is suffering from an allergy or some other difficulty that can be linked to the fabric in her jail uniform, the humane response,” added the source, “would be to give her clothes made from a different fabric.

“But I don’t think we should cater to her or coddle her. Not on your life.”

What do you think? Vote in our poll and leave comments now.

Outrageous: Casey Anthony wants Angelina Jolie to play her in TV movie, says insider

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A-List actress tops Casey Anthony list of beauties she'd like to portray her in TV movie.

Angelina Jolie

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Alleged baby killer Casey Anthony wants Angelina Jolie to portray her in a TV movie, with her backup choices being up-and-coming film cutie Megan Fox and  Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria Parker, reports a tot-mom-trial insider who goes on to say:

“My jaw dropped when I heard that little witch (Anthony) talking about it. It’s like she’s enjoying the publicity surrounding her own murder trial.”

Now that Anthony, 23 – who stands accused of murdering daughter Caylee Anthony, 2, last summer – has weighed in on casting for the TV movie that millions are waiting to see, what do YOU think?

Who would you cast to play Casey Anthony?

Vote now for Jolie, Fox, Parker,  troubled actress and singer Britney Spears or comedian, and, as some have said,  Anthony lookalike Tina Fey. Or, you can write in your own candidates in our comment boxes. Vote now.

Fat man loses 142-pounds after doctors remove TWO of his THREE stomachs

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DOCTORS recommended gastric bypass surgery to help 476-pound Jack Gras lose weight, but when they sliced open his over-ample belly they found they had triple the work – because he had three stomachs in there.

National Institutes of Health.

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“No wonder I was always hungry,” Gras, 33, of Omaha, Nebraska, told me exclusively, noting that he has lost 142-pounds, effortlessly, since his surgery.

“I’d eat and eat and eat and never fill up, and everybody thought I was pigging out because I was a glutton.

“Now I’ve been vindicated. I’m not a slob. I’m more like a freak,” he chuckles, “or at least I was until the operation.

“These days, I feel great and I’m losing weight like crazy. Of course, these days I’ve got only one stomach – and even that one’s been surgically bypassed.”

Surgeons were unprepared to remove the baker’s extra stomachs when they went in for the simple bypass they expected, “but we worked quick,” one told me, “and sliced them right out of there.”

After debating whether to leave a single stomach full-sized and intact or perform the bypass by moving the end of his esophagus closer to the beginning of his colon, they decided to “go with the original plan and shorten things up,” the Read the rest of this entry »

New peril at at your doorstep – Satan’s Witnesses

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IF YOU think Jehovah’s Witnesses are pesky when they rap on your door to share the gospel during your child’s first birthday party or with dinner boiling over on the stove,  just wait until you open your home to a gang of drug- and sex-crazed Devil worshippers trying to sell you on the advantages of giving your life and soul to Satan.

“If you haven’t met Satan’s Witnesses yet, you will – it’s just a matter of time,” cult expert and police consultant Martin Heller told me exclusively.

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“This is an aggressive group of individuals and as I have warned police departments nationwide, to simply write them off as kooks and nincompoops is the wrong thing to do.”

Agreeing with the expert are hundreds if not thousands of decent, law-abiding, right-thinking Americans who have opened their heart and home to a door buzzer or gentle knocking, only to be confronted with scenes of shrieking Satanic horror – from the decapitation of chickens, puppies and kittens to near unimaginable acts of sexual perversion … all happening right there on their doorstep.

Satan’s Witnesses are, Heller says, “extremely well versed in the arts of shock and terror.”

But police are virtually powerless to stop them because they hide behind the protections our laws provide for all religions – and like it or not, Satanism is a religion.

It is a perversion of the law, yes. But you have to remember, Heller continues, “these are perverted people.”

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Casey Anthony tells inmate she’ll take “truth serum” to prove she didn’t kill Caylee: REPORT

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Casey Anthony defiantly told a fellow inmate that she will take “truth serum to prove” she didn’t kill baby Caylee, the 2-year-old daughter cops say she murdered in cold blood last summer, a jailhouse source reveals.

“The inmate Casey was talking to is a reliable informant,” the source told me exclusively. “I trust her. If she said Casey said she wants truth serum to prove her innocence – and she did say that – then I believe it.

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Artist's rendering of what she might look like if a fellow inmate slugged her.

Casey Anthony: Artist's rendering of what she might look like if a fellow inmate slugged her.

“I also believe Casey would be crazy to take truth serum, because, let’s face it, she’s guilty, and truth serum would prove it.”

Police deny that Anthony, 23, could have made such a statement to another inmate because, as one veteran investigator put it, “she’s damn near in solitary confinement.”

To which our source said, ”Casey is supposed to be isolated and kept away from other prisoners, that’s true.

“But make no mistake:  inmates in every jail devise ingenious ways to communicate, and oftentimes, especially in murder cases based on circumstantial evidence, the authorities find it convenient to look the other way, especially when one of the inmates is working directly for them.

“You better believe Casey Anthony is talking, and you better believe she has a confidante. Unfortunately for her, in this case, the confidante is an informant.”

Taken at face value, her alleged willingness to take truth serum would be the first indication that Anthony, who by all appearances is an unrelenting and pathological liar, is willing to cooperate in a serious interrogation, as truth serum – scientifically known as sodium pentathol – historically has been used with some success in criminal cases and also in military investigations of prisoners of war and spies.

Tapes, videos and transcripts of such a drugged interrogation would not be admissable in court, legal experts consulted by derekclontz.com agree.

But they still could prove to be valuable by giving police and prosecutors details and information a defendant such as Anthony previously may have withheld.

And the follow-up investigations based on such new information would be admissable in court as long as acceptable investigatory procedures and protocols were adhered to.

“The chances of anybody giving Casey Anthony sodium pentathol are slim to none,” said an expert who contributes regularly to a cable news show covering the murder case. By contract with the cable network, the expert must remain unnamed in print and Internet reports not associated with the show.

 

“But if she’s really so confident that she can prove her innocence,” continued the expert, “why not take a lie detector test?

“We all know the answer to that. She couldn’t pass a lie detector test,  she knows she couldn’t pass a lie detector test – so she isn’t about to agree to a lie detector test.

“But she can say she would take  truth serum because she knows full well police aren’t going to give it to her.

“Look, Casey Anthony isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but she certainly is one of the connivingest. Truth serum?  I can just imagine what would come out of her mouth … she’d be retracting every word she ever spoke. She is a deeply troubled young woman for sure.”

“Casey is supposed to be isolated and kept away from other prisoners, but make no mistake:  inmates in every jail devise ingenious ways to communicate.

“You better believe she’s talking, and you better believe she has a confidante. Unfortunately for her, in this case, the confidante is an informant.”

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TRUTH SERUM FAST FACT:  Sodium thiopental, better known as Sodium Pentothal (a trademark of Abbott Laboratories), is a rapid-onset short-acting barbiturate general anaesthetic. It is an intravenous ultra-short-acting barbiturate. Sodium thiopental is a depressant and is sometimes used during interrogations … to weaken the resolve of the subject and make him or her more compliant to pressure. – Wikipedia

The foods you can’t resist reveal your TRUE personality

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Your favorite foods are a window to your soul, says a psychologist, adding: They really do reveal your true personality, including interesting but hidden traits that you might not be completely aware of yourself.
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“All foods are filled with unique symbolic meanings,” Dr. Leonine Toler told derekclontz.com exclusively.

 ”The foods you yearn for carry a secret message that can speak volumes about who you are.”
   
The psychologist gave this analysis of what a craving for certain kinds of foods reveals about people:
 
ETHNIC FOODS: These foods carry the message, “I’ll take you back to a time and place when you were part of a large and happy family.”
 
People who crave ethnic foods are sentimental and romantic and view the past with nostalgia. They seek to establish a link with their heritage and have a feeling of belonging.
 
DESSERTS:
These are the “reward” foods which carry the message, “You’ll be reassured … you’ve done well.”
 
Sweets appeal to people who want more recognition than they normally get. They are hard workers who are often modest and do not get full credit for their efforts.

STEAKS AND ROASTS: “I’ll make your life exciting” is the message.  These appeal to people who are often too cautious and conservative to risk trying something new, and so suffer boredom.

They see entertaining distraction in exciting foods.
 
FRESH FOODS: The message is, “You’ll live a long and happy life.” Fruits, greens and vegetables are irresistible to people who are usually energetic, enthusiastic and want to live life to the fullest.
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HERBAL FAST FACT: Crohn’s Disease? Hands down the best remedy is venus flytrap, that’s right, the plant you marveled at as a child because it is carnivorous – and eats bugs.  Mexican wild yam and other anti-inflammatory herbs, including una de gato, and the bioflavonoid, quercetin, can be of great benefit, too. – Derek Clontz
Question about herbs and health? Write to derekclontz@earthlink.net 

Dead Caylee’s suicidal grandfather needs YOUR support – let George Anthony know you care

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George Anthony needs your support and encouragement to weather the most hellish of emotional storms, the murder of his beloved granddaughter, Caylee Anthony, 2, at the hands, allegedly, of his equally beloved daughter, Casey Anthony, the tot’s 23-year-old mom.

To make matters worse, through no fault of his own, his home in Orlando, Florida, is a crime scene and the focus of a media circus. Just days ago Mr. Anthony alarmingly slipped away in the wee hours. Alerted by the family’s attorney, cops found him in the nick of time, preventing the distraught grandfather from killing himself because the pain of circumstances was too much to bear.

Heartbreakingly, as he contemplated taking his own life, he reportedly said in a text message that he “wanted to go to be with Caylee.”

Today, we ask our family of readers to use the comment box on this page to let Mr. Anthony know that he is in our thoughts and prayers, and that God really does heal all wounds, even those that cut as deep as his surely do.

Please take a moment to let Mr. Anthony know you care. We will send all comments to him daily to help him through his crisis.

Casey Anthony or Susan Smith? Who IS America’s Meanest Mom? Vote now

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Here’s how YOU can beat hard times … financial expert’s money tips

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A prolonged recession will knock a lot of people for a financial loop, but our expert has some tips that can help you battle the bad times ahead – and come out smelling like a rose.

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“The important thing is to plan, don’t panic,” says consumer expert Derek Clontz. “Keep a tight rein, a sense of control over your life.”

Clontz offers these suggestions for weathering the financial storm:

- Learn new ways to have a good time without blowing a lot of money. Have fun with family and friends. Instead of shopping or eating out, organize an old-fashioned picnic or take a stroll in the park.

- Barter or develop other ways of acquiring needed goods and services without shelling out scarce money. If a neighbor can cut your child’s hair, offer to mow his lawn or wash his car in return.

- When financial trouble arises, attack the problem and not the person. Don’t blame yourself or others for tough situations that can’t be controlled. Spend your energy finding ways to get out of the hole you’re in.

- Be constantly alert for new ways to economize by organizing a car pool or making meals out of leftovers.

- Seek ways to add to your income. Taking in a boarder might ease your financial burden without increasing your workload.

- If you feel your job is in jeopardy, get additional training to improve. Find out exactly what your supervisors expect of you and make plans to satisfy them.

- Be very wary of loan consolidation in times of soaring interest rates. It’s cheaper to pay part of most bills than to take a high-interest consolidation loan.

Send your ideas for beating the recession – your tips can help derekclontz.com’s 200,000-strong family of readers live better, happier, healthier lives – even when money is tight.

 

Charles Manson to Casey Anthony: Don’t let society beat you down (and) you can have my baby if you want to

In Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony Heartbreak, Manson Vs. Casey Anthony, manson on January 22, 2009 at 4:24 pm

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Charles Manson reportedly has asked family members who are not in prison to deliver a few words of encouragement to alleged baby killer Casey Anthony: “Be true to yourself. Don’t let society beat you down because (they) will never understand people like me and you.”

Charles Manson's reported message to Casey Anthony.

HANG IN THERE: Charles Manson's reported message to Casey Anthony.

And he went on to say that when a “Helter Skelter” civil war between white and black Americans finally does break out as he predicted it would back in 1969, he’d like to spend some time with her “and you can have my  baby.”

“This is an outrageous statement from one of the most wickedly brilliant  human beings in the history of the evil – Charles Manson,” said ex-cop and Manson expert Roland Fennemore, of London, England.

“I have no opinion about Casey Anthony as I have not been following the case. But if she is, in fact, guilty of the crime she is charged with – murdering her own daughter in cold blood – then I would put her in Manson’s league.

“Not that she has his mind, Manson is, after all, a diabolical genius and from all appearances, she is a good liar but not necessarily bright.

“But she would certainly seem to be right up there with him in terms of sociopathy. He has no compunctions or conscience. And, if guilty, she, it would seem, doesn’t have them, either, a fact that would suggest that she, like Manson, would be capable of commiting heinous acts without giving them a second thought.”

Manson, 73, is serving a life sentence in Corcoran State Prison in King’s County, California. He seldom talks to reporters, but he often sends coded messages to members of his murderous “family” as well as younger fans and disciples who seemingly are ready, willing and able to do his bidding. 

Authorities say at least 15 of  the original family members are still alive. And it is estimated that as many as 500,000 teenagers and adults consider Manson to be a political prisoner who committed no crime and never should have stood trial for anything, much less the multiple brutal murders of pregnant actress Sharon Tate and others that landed him in prison for life.

It is unclear which family member or groupie released Manson’s purported statement to Casey Anthony,  who is being held in Orange County, Florida as she faces a charge of first degree murder in connection with the disappearance and death of Caylee Anthony, her 2-year-old daughter, last summer.

But an FBI source tells us exclusively, “We first heard about it on Wednesday through an e-mail from a known Manson follower. As far as investigating, there’s nothing to investigate. Even Manson and his friends are entitled to free speech. He can say anything he wants to.”

Sources at the Orange County Jail say Anthony hasn’t said anything to suggest that she has heard the message. “The last thing she needs is to start a conversation with Manson,” said one. “The last thing.”

Casey Anthony “murder diary” found, claims source – and we’ve got world-exclusive excerpts

In Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony Heartbreak, Manson Vs. Casey Anthony, Nancy Grace, Sean Hannity, manson, office talk on January 22, 2009 at 3:43 am

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Alleged baby killer Casey Anthony kept a gruesome “paint by numbers” diary describing  how, when and where she murdered her 2-year-old daughter Caylee, says a source who claims prosecutors will enter the 14-page, hand-written journal into evidence at Anthony’s trial for murder.

jail_casey.jpg“… the little snot … I’ll fix her …” the diary is alleged to say in part.

“First, a little cloroform (sp) and then (illegible). She won’t know. She’ll be a lot better off …”

Authorities declined to comment on the source’s report, but they did say that “anything pertinent to the case will be presented” as evidence in court.

Friends of Anthony, 23, are on record as having told Orange County, Florida, sheriff’s investigators and reporters that she had spoken of a journal prior to her arrest for murder last fall.

But, until now, nobody had ever suggested that such a document had been found.

A blow-by-blow account of murder, in a defendant’s own handwriting, would be damning, say legal observers, especially if, as claimed by the source, the journal was written in advance of the killing.

“That’s premeditated murder in the first degree, and that puts the death penalty on the table,” explained a legal expert who contributes regularly to a cable news show and, by contract, must remain anonymous in non-cable reports.

“I hope to God the diary is legit,” the expert continued. “If Casey Anthony is guilty, I don’t want any ambiguity in the courtroom. Her family deserves closure. The stronger the evidence, the better for everyone involved.”

Anthony was arrested and charged with the murder of her daughter, Caylee,  after the little girl went missing last June. Her skeletonized remains were discovered just weeks ago.

Coincidentally, earlier this week, a psychic claimed to have ” seen in a vision” Anthony murder baby Caylee with bug killer and chloroform. 

The source who leaked information about Anthony’s alleged ”murder diary” says authorities believe the illegible diary entry following the misspelled word “cloroform” in the excerpt reprinted above is, in fact, “pesticide”, which is, of course, bug killer.

500-foot Jesus photographed over Obama inauguration – grandmother’s picture will astound you

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This is the photo the liberal media doesn’t want you to see: a faint but indisputable image of Jesus Christ towering 500 feet over the inauguration of  President Barack Obama in Washington, D.C. on January 20.

Jesus Christ - or just a reflection of light and shadow. YOU be the judge.And the photographer? A 53-year-old  grandmother of six who just happened to be at the right angle in the right light at the right moment – and snapped the picture with a $125 point-and-shoot digital camera.

“I tried to give it to ABC, NBC, CBS and Fox News but they laughed at me and said nobody wants to see Jesus Christ – they want to see Barack Obama,” said Jerri K., who asked that her last name be kept secret to avoid reprisals and harrassment “from non-Christians and haters who don’t love and worship our Lord Jesus.”

“Mr. Clontz, you’re the only journalist who’s taking this seriously. I hope people appreciate what you do.”

Jerri, of Columbia, S.C., told me she had traveled to Washington, D.C., to “witness the historic moment of an African American being sworn in as president.”

She also is African American, and brought along with her two of her grandchildren.

“We were in the crowd and people were cheering and singing and dancing around when my youngest grandchild started tugging on my coat and screaming at the top of his little lungs, ‘Grandma – it’s Jesus!’ And he was pointing to the sky.

“At first I didn’t see anything, but my grandbaby kept yelling, ‘Take his picture! Take his picture!’

“So I did. For a split second, I could see Jesus through my camera, and then he was gone. I looked around and started asking people, ‘Did you see that?’ Nobody knew what I was talking about.”

Jerri said she showed the image to field producers for ABC, NBC, CBS and Fox News, all of whom were on the ground in D.C., mingling with crowds and shooting film for news shows that aired on the various networks.

“I showed them the picture but they didn’t want it even when I offered it to them for free. A woman from NBC laughed at me. A woman from ABC told me, ‘Nobody came here and stood in this freezing cold to see Jesus in a cloud, they came to see Barack Obama. He’s the man of the hour.’

“The Fox person was nicer – at least he looked at the picture and thought about it. But he didn’t think it really was Jesus. He said it probably is just a reflection on the lens of my camera, or dust or vapor in the atmosphere.

“He said it’s like when people find a Jesus or Mary in a taco shell or on the bark of a tree, it’s something that just happens by coincidence.

“I still think it was Jesus and I praise God for letting me take this picture. I think he came here to tell the world that he will help President Obama make peace in the world and fix this terrible economy for people of every color.”

What do YOU think? Is Jerri right – is the image Jesus? And what about the network producers – do you think it was right of them to make fun of the grandmother and her photograph? Weigh in using the comments box on this page.

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Barack and Michelle fashion shocker: 17-year-old underpants

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President Barack and first lady Michelle Obama were dressed to the nines when he took his oath of office on January 20.  But beneath the fancy designer threads  they were  wearing something considerably less distinguished – the very same “lucky underpants” they sported on their wedding day 17 long years ago, on Oct. 18, 1992.

Supremely confident in their lucky underpants.

Barack and Michelle Obama: Supremely confident in their lucky underpants.

That’s the word from a close friend of the couple, who said the Obamas have worn the white “jockey-style “briefs (him) and white cotton panties (her) “probably 20 times over the years, when their daughters were born, on all of their interviews for jobs, on election nights and, of course, on their anniversaries.

“They make no secret of it among friends, and I don’t think they’ll mind letting the American public in on their little ‘ritual’ either. Some might think it’s a silly thing, but it’s one of the ways Barack and Michelle show their solidarity as a couple.

“When they pull out the lucky undies, they’re a team like no other. They wink at each other in public when they’re wearing them, as if to say, ‘You and me, baby – we’ve got the power!’

“And you’ve got to admit, to some extent, their lives together have been charmed. In just a few short years they’ve gone from a middle-class couple to the most powerful man and woman in the world.

Undies do it for the Obamas - so, what is YOUR good luck charm? Write to us.

Sso, what is YOUR good luck charm? Write to us using the comment box on this page.

“Did their lucky underwear have anything to do with that? Who knows?

“But I will tell you this, with the U.S. and world economies in a tailspin, with everybody needing a new financial deal and greater opportunities for themselves and their children, I, personally, am thrilled that Barack and Michelle are leading the way.

“If their lucky underwear will help, I’m all for it. We need all the help they can get.”

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America’s dumbest pets – you won’t believe the stunts they’ve pulled

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Ray-Bird, left, and Pele, right, are smart dogs. Some pets, however, are intellectually challenged.

Ray-Bird, left, and Pele, right, come when you call them (smart) - but they also roll in poo (dumb).

Pets aren’t as smart as you think they are, especially when they do idiotic things like chew on live electrical cords or greedily lap vomit off the floor fearing you’ll get it before they do.

But not even those lapses in judgment can compare with the stone-cold stupidity of the critters that have just been named The World’s Dumbest Pets by Doody Treats, Inc., Dallas, Texas-based company that makes poo-flavored snacks  for, who else? – pets that like to eat that stuff.

“People like to think their animals are smart, but, in fact, pets act like pea-brained idiots most of the time,” says Doody Treats spokesman Candace Miller.

1,700 home remedies for 176 illnesses and afflictions at HerbNews.org

FREE GUIDE: 1,700 home remedies for 176 illnesses and afflictions at HerbNews.org

“For every bright thing they do, like bring in the morning paper, they’ll do 10 dumb things – like shred the side of your new couch with their claws or chew the seat belts in your car because you left them alone for two minutes while you ran into a 7-11 for a candy bar.”

And that’s mere child’s play compared to the shenanigans the firm’s contest winners pulled. Here they are:

o 36-24-36 – and don’t forget the gold! A burglar who broke into an upscale home in San Francisco couldn’t have found better accomplices than Tammy the Mynah Bird and Petey the Parrot.

Tammy told the crook where to find her bound-and-gagged owner’s wall safe – and gave him the combination to open the lock.

The parrot chimed in, “Check the hall closet! Check the hall closet!” – alerting the criminal to a metal chest stuffed with gold coins valued at $27,000!

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New ways to beat chronic fatigue and fibromyalgia at home

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Editor’s Note:  Dr. Donna Schwontkowski can help you find and maintain glowing good health no matter how sick you’ve been with health tips, home remedies and nutritional advice that really work. Read her fascinating columns at derekclontz.wordpress.com exclusively. New column every Monday.  Scroll down for her Smile of the Day and Fast-Fact Health and Nutrition Tips. Don’t forget to vote in our Chronic Fatigue poll (below).

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By Dr. DONNA SCHWONTKOWSKI
4-Page Media, Inc. Health Editor

If you have chronic fatigue, I have a lot of compassion for you. I suffered from it myself for years, along with fibromyalgia.

Dr. Donna

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Often vitamin and mineral deficiencies are the cause of chronic fatigue. In fact, after evaluating many multi-vitamin/mineral formulas on the market, I’m amazed at how many of them leave out specific nutrients that give us energy.

Vitamins like biotin, often found at 33% of the RDA. Minerals such as molybdenum (from lentils and almonds) which prevents panic attacks and worry attacks. Essential elements such as germanium that oxygenates the system.

You can’t possibly have enough oxygen in the tissues without germanium. And even CoQ10. Now that one is the most interesting of all.

The reason why is because if you’re on most prescription medications, including ones for high blood pressure, heart disease, diabetes, high cholesterol – a total of more than 100 medications – then those medications deplete CoQ10 levels in the body and some can do it in a few weeks.

You’re left with fatigue instead of that ready to go, get in the car now kind of feeling.

What I Do – Works Every Time

Here’s a vitamin/mineral tip I use if my energy levels are not what they should be: I take germanium (a good natural source is the South America rainforest herb, Suma), and three CoQ10 capsules (100 mg each) and go to bed. By the way, if you’re going to try this, don’t mix it with medication.

The germanium makes your medication more potent. The CoQ10 mixes well with any medication, however.

Anyway, the next morning, I’ll jump out of bed, humming and smiling and so can you.

Obviously, I’m not giving medical advice here, just telling you what I do. Each case of chronic fatigue is a little different.

If you try it, let me know how you benefit.

Chronic fatigue could also be caused by a B vitamin deficiency so if you’ve had your hands in the cookie jar, or more than your eyes scoping out the kids’ candy, it could be what you’re suffering from. Sugary snacks deplete B vitamins.

The best way to beat chronic fatigue is to eat balanced meals with more wholesome snacks in between.

Here’s an herbal formula for chronic fatigue:

Red clover: a blood cleanser.

Milk Thistle: cleanses the toxins out of the liver. Chronic fatigue can be from a dirty liver or dirty blood.

Feel better.

Chornic Fatigue Support Kit: Feel better.

 

 

Cat’s Claw: anti-microbial activity. Chronic fatigue can be due to an infection of any kind.

Eleuthero: more antimicrobial properties. Kill all those bugs causing infection of any kind in your body.

Hawthorne: great for the heart. If you’re out of shape in the cardiovascular department, this herb does wonders to increase your stamina without exercise.

Licorice Root: a kidney cleanser. The better you can move toxins out of the body, the better you’ll feel.

Garlic: Antimicrobial actions are excellent. (Keeps away vampires, too!)

Ginkgo Biloba: Brings circulation to the brain for mental energy, clear thinking.

Suma: Good natural source of germanium, a cellular and tissue oxygenator.

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 Smile of the Day:

Just to warn you, I like blonde jokes.

So, two blonde guys were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked them what they were doing. “We’re supposed to measure the height of this flagpole,” said blonde guy number one, “but we don’t have a ladder.”

The woman took a wrench from her purse and loosened some bolts. The guys helped her lay down the flagpole. Then the woman got a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and said, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.

Blonde guy number two shook his head and laughed. “Isn’t that just like a girl? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!”

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Health Tip: 

Put a smile on your face the minute you wake up and “catch” yourself smiling at least three more times during the day. Every time you smile or laugh, chemicals called endorphins are produced in your brain that decrease pain, boost your immune system, help your digestive system, and just make you feel great!

Have you ever noticed that babies smile most of the day and night? That children find many things funny and smile many times during the day and night? What happened to adults?

Often, adults feel weighted down with problems and end up with frowns on their faces that end up causing permanent changes in the corners of their mouth! Stop this now with a smile. Look for funny things during the day and you’ll find them. Smile!

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Nutrition Tip:

One great food for allergies: kefir milk. Many of my patients notice big improvements in sinus allergies in one day. Get the plain kefir milk, not the flavored one. Add your own flavors such as lemon extract, cinnamon, pumpkin pie spice, chocolate or vanilla.

 Til next Monday, friends …

Dr. Donna

Dr. Donna Schwontkowski is Doctor of Chiropractic (retired) and Master Herbalist and  she also holds a Masters Degree in Nutrition. In her personal practice, lectures, seminars and as a health writer and consultant, she has helped thousands of people find optimal health and wellness. Questions? Comments? Write to Dr. Donna using the comments box on this page, or send a personal e-mail to her in care of 4page@earthlink.net. She reads and responds to every letter.

Is Casey Anthony cracking? YOU be the judge in new poll

In Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony Heartbreak, Uncategorized on January 18, 2009 at 3:05 pm

O.J. Simpson says Cayce Anthony “is guilty as sin” – says friend

In Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony Heartbreak on January 17, 2009 at 10:04 pm

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O.J. Simpson has weighed in on the Caylee Anthony murder case, reportedly saying tot mom Casey Anthony “is guilty as sin” in connection with the murder of her 2-year-old daughter last summer.

O.J. Simpson believes Cayce Anthony snuffed her baby daughter, reports a pal.

O.J. Simpson believes Cayce Anthony killed her daughter, says pal.

That outrageous tidbit comes our way from a pal of the former football great, who in 1994 stood trial for, but was cleared in, the murder of ex-wife Nicole Simpson. He’d now cooling his heels in prison following his conviction for an unrelated armed robbery late last year.

“O.J. can say anthing he likes, but he knows better than anyone that you aren’t guilty until a jury of your peers decides you are guiltyt,” an Orange County (Florida) Sheriff’s Department insider told me exclusively.

“Aside from that, what else can I say? This is pretty much a case of the pot, O.J., calling the kettle, Casey Anthony, black, in a case that gets stranger by the day.”

In the 1990s, Simpson also stood trial for the murder of a Nicole friend, Ronald Goldman. Exonerated in criminal proceedings, he went on to face civil charges for which he was convicted and order to pay restitution.

Tot-mom Casey Anthony may have killed Caylee on orders from an evil spirit, says psychologist

In Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony Heartbreak on January 17, 2009 at 9:28 pm

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Casey Anthony might not be responsible for daughter Caylee’s death even if she killed the  baby in a vicious and calculating act of cold-blooded murder – because Anthony, 23, may be possessed by an evil spirit that made her act against her wishes, a leading psychologist says.

Dancing with the Devil. Is Casey Anthony possessed?

Dancing with the Devil. Is Casey Anthony possessed?

“Many people are possessed by earthbound spirits – the spirits of those who have died but have not gone into the afterworld at death,” Dr. Massey Meldin, of Perth, Australia, told me exclusively.

 ”Instead, they have stayed on Earth and remained just as they were before they died – with the fears, pains, weaknesses and other problems that they had while they were alive. They are drawn to unite with the living, and they can make the living miserable and sick.

“They can even drive them to commit heinous crimes.

“If Casey Anthony killed her daughter, and yet, feels no remorse, that suggests a spirit might have been manipulating her like a puppet on a string. She’s very cool. She seems to believe that she had nothing to do with little Caylee’s disappearance even though the evidence against her seems damning.

“This jibes with possession. Her body might have killed the baby without her even knowing it. Her hands might have strangled the child, or held a chloroform rag over her mouth – but perhaps she wasn’t in control of her hands … perhaps an evil spirit was.”

 

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The expert says that most victims of  earthbound spirits become possessed at times of vulnerability – when they are sick, emotionally upset, drugged or under stress. 

 

She says any of the following symptoms could indicate possession:

- Low energy levels (Casey Anthony was too lazy to hold a job, say reports). 

- Sudden onset of physical problems, anxiety or bouts of depression. (Casey Anthony’s behavior, including boozy nights and fits of temper, suggest difficulty with anxiety and depression, say reports.)

- Character shifts or mood swings.  (Casey’s friends say she has changed so much they barely recognize her, according to reports.)

- An inner voice or voices that speak to you. (Insiders say evidence that this was occuring to Casey likely will come out in court.)

- Alcohol or drug abuse.  (Photographs, lots of them, show Casey in close proximity to beer and liquor.)

- Impulsive behavior. (A great deal of evidence has been presented on TV talk shows and in news reports to suggest Casey is highly impulsive.)

- Weight gain with no obvious cause. (News reports that Casey is gaining weight are sweeping the Internet.)

-Poor concentration. (Police have made it clear that Casey can’t even keep her own lies straight.)

Law enforcement officials declined to comment for this report, although one privately quipped: “Possessed? Casey Anthony isn’t possessed. Casey Anthony is the Devil herself.”

Concluded psychologist Meldin: “If Casey Anthony’s defense team is smart, they’ll bring in an exorcist to analyze her behavior and perhaps cast the spirit out.

“If she is possessed, and the spirit leaves, she will be free to tell police exactly what happened, exactly how Caylee was killed – and how she was killed. Right now, if she is possessed, she couldn’t tell them the truth if she wanted to … the spirit wouldn’t let her.

“The question we have to ask if possession is proved, is this: ”Is Casey Anthony guilty if she had no control over her behavior at the time the baby was killed?’ That’s a  tough one, and it’s for a jury to decide.”

Casey Anthony jailhouse toilet found clogged with a Bible, say reports

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Stainless-steel "throne" where Casey Anthony "does her business."

Stainless-steel "throne" where Casey Anthony "does her business."

Reports that Casey Anthony clogged the toilet in her jail cell with pages ripped from a pocket-sized version of the New Testament have not been confirmed and likely won’t be, says a law enforcement official in a position to know, “because minor plumbing problems aren’t matters of public record regardless of how high the profile of an inmate might be.”

The report has been characterized by reporters as “jailhouse scuttlebutt coming from low level employees.”

More if – and when – the story develops. Anthony, of course, is being held without bond in Florida’s Orange County Jail, accused of murdering her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee Anthony, last summer.

Casey Anthony pregnant with Mystery Man’s baby – shock report on rumors sweeping the Internet

In Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony Heartbreak, charles manson on January 16, 2009 at 10:12 pm

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Alleged baby-killer Casey Anthony appears in photographs to have gained so much weight in jail that some observers are saying she must be pregnant.

Casey Anthony pregnant? YOU be the judge.

Casey Anthony pregnant? YOU be the judge.

And they’re even naming names with unfounded but intriguing speculations on who might have had sex with the 23-year-old alleged murderess in the days, weeks or months following her arrest in connection with the death of her firstborn child, baby Caylee Anthony, last summer.

Sources close to the case categorically deny the wildest Internet gossip – that a cop, jail guard or member of her legal team might have shared intimacies with Anthony in the past three months.

In the interest of fairness, we are not naming those individuals, at least two of whom are fairly high profile, Web hearsay suggests.  

“I don’t think she’s pregnant – God forbid it,” said a reporter who has followed the case of first missing andthen murdered baby Caylee since last July.

Cops will neither confirm nor deny that Anthony is pregnant, but one thing, said the reporter, is clear.

“Sooner or later, the truth will be known. You might be able to hide a pregnancy at one month, two months or even three. But once you get up to the fourth or fifth month … well, the tummy will be out there for everyone to see.”

A lawyer who helps a major cable network analyze and report the murder case says “a pregnant Casey Anthony would cut a surreal image in a courtroom in which she is being tried for the murder of her first child.”

“It’s a sickening thought,” said the legal expert. “A sickening thought indeed.”

Bizarre hermaphrodite fad sweeps U.S.

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Thousands of seemingly sane and sensible Americans are standing in line for gender-enhancement surgery that will turn them into hermaphrodites, giving them the physical attributes and sexual firepower of both sexes in one “fully-accessorized body.”

And even though many medical experts are convinced that the trend is just a passing fad, gender-bending “herms” themselves say “boy-girls” aren’t just “a topic du jour.” They’re here to stay.

Hermaphrodites are "in".“I used to be all man, now I’m all woman, too,” gloats Bob aka Marcia Kaylor-Fenlyn, a former college football star who underwent “herm surgery” in Asheville, North Carolina, last July and is over the moon with the results.

“And the great thing is, I’ve always got a date. If I feel like being a guy, I give one of my lady friends a jingle.

“If I feel like being a girl, I get one of my guy pals on the horn to find out if he’s free for the night.

“It doesn’t even matter if they tell me to get lost. I never find myself wanting for male or female companionship, because, when push comes to shove, I’ve always got myself.”

Nobody knows for sure where the hermaphrodite fad got its start.

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Police psychic’s shocking claim: ‘I watched tot mom Casey Anthony murder baby Caylee with bug killer and homemade chloroform’

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Police psychic Marlon Michaels-Richter says a nightmarish vision of nationally reviled  tot-mom Casey Anthony snuffing the life of 2-year-old daughter Caylee Anthony with a witch’s brew of homemade chloroform and bug killer “shook me to my soul.”

Vision of tot-mom Casey Anthony is not for the faint of heart.

Police psychic Marlon Michaels-Richter: Vision of tot-mom Casey Anthony is not for the faint of heart.

And in an emotional appeal to prosecutors in Orlando, Florida – where Casey Anthony, 23, has been charged with first-degree murder in connection with the June 2008 disappearance and subsequent death of baby Caylee  - Michaels-Richter says: 

“Don’t be fooled by her cold-hearted lies and calculated deceptions … in a chilling vision, I watched tot mom Casey Anthony murder baby Caylee with bug killer and homemade chloroform.

“She soaked a cloth in a bucket of the liquid and then clamped the cloth over the baby’s mouth and nose with the palm of her hand. Caylee struggled and batted with her arms at first, and then she went limp.

“Then Casey wrapped silver duct tape around the baby’s head. I’m not sure what happened next – I was  in a deep trance, meditating on the murder in the hope that I could help police solve the crime.

“I remember coming back around as if I were waking from a deep sleep and realizing that I was in my office in New York City. Then, for a few seconds that seemed like hours, I was back in the trance.

“The images were fuzzy in my mind and everything was in slow motion. But I saw someone who looked like Casey Anthony getting out of a car. Her face wasn’t visible to me, but her body shape and hairstyle were just like hers.

“She was lugging a garbagebag into a wooded area, and she was whispering in a sing-song, ‘I’m going to paaaar-ty … I’m going to paaaar-ty.’

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