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Wear Your Thong to Work Day 2009 – 200,000 worldwide expected to join in great Halloween tradition

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AS MANY as 200,000 eye-popping secretaries, interns and office assistants are expected to bare their bottoms in our 2nd Annual “International Wear Your Thong to Work Day” on Oct. 30 – but get this:

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The number might easily balloon to 400,000 or more total participants because, this year, men and over-30 women have been invited to join the fun, too.

College students also are welcome to jump on the bandwagon by wearing thongs to their classes.

But high school students are too young and need to dress normally unless they hold part-time jobs and get written permission from their parents and supervisors.

“It’s going to be big,” observes derekclontz.wordpress.com editor Derek Clontz, who masterminded the fun event that drew an estimated 75,000 “thongers” in 342 workplaces across the United States and globally in 2008.

“We’re looking for a massive turnout far exceeding last year’s group. Our first International Wear Your Thong to Work Day was limited to women under the age of 25, a good idea but turned out to be impossible to enforce.

“So this year we’re blowing the lid off all restrictions and flinging open the floodgates, inviting everyone to catch the derekclontz.wordpress.com wave and join the fun.

“Mature women, men of all shapes and sizes, even ‘out-of-trim’ supervisors and business owners who are up in years and past their prime – we’re willing to take all comers.

“And one of the great things about International Wear Your Thong to Work Day is that it doesn’t cost a dime to participate. All you have to do is slip into a thong that covers enough ‘real estate’ to keep you from getting arrested, grab your briefcase or lunch box and head out for work.

“To make sure you aren’t mistaken as a sex pest or a person of ill repute, we advise you to e-mail for your Official DerekClontz.WordPress.com International Wear Your Thong to Work Day ID card, emblazoned with our distinctive ‘thong logo’. On August 19, pin it to the back of your thong where it won’t be overlooked.

“This really is one of the few rites of spring and summer that you can enjoy with less effort than it takes to put on your clothes in the morning.

Barack Obama says International Thong Day will help people take their minds off their worries, sources confirm

President Barack Obama says International Thong Day "will boost the nation's morale."

“And if you‘re the least bit lonely or in the market for a new sweetie, it’s an efficient way to attract a date.”

Surprisingly to some observers, derekclontz.wordpress.com’s 1st Annual International Wear Your Thong to Work Day was well-received in all but a handful of church offices, hospital emergency rooms, and public schools that enforce strict dress codes for teachers.

There were no other reported problems anywhere in the United States or abroad, Clontz says.

In fact, a Waffle House cook in Columbia, South Carolina, actually caught the eye of a major Hollywood producer who has since placed her in supporting roles in several widely seen commercials.

“I’ll be wearing my thong,” says Clontz. “I encourage you to do the same.”

To get your FREE and OFFICIAL International Wear Your Thong to Work Day ID Card, write to us using the comment box on this page. We’ll e-mail an optimized jpeg (photograph) that you can print and wear on Thong Day.