Derek Clontz

NEW! Headline Report

Chicago
Baby shot in the womb during drive-by in 1992 still has two bullets in her head, one in her chest and two in her liver – 27  years later … tells astonished doc: “It only hurts when I laugh”

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Los Angeles
After 12 abortions, mom, 42, gives birth to a 2-headed baby, whines: “Why did this have to happen to me?”

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Charlotte, NC
Amazing but true! Wife dumps drugged-up hubby in a foot locker and ships him to Afghanistan, red-faced airline officials confirm

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Minneapolis
Owwww! Michael Jackson lookalike weds dead ringer for Britney Spears in Internet ceremony, now whine paparazzi “won’t leave us alone”

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Miami
98-pound weakling crushed by a 35-pound barbell after steriod injection, eyewitness says, “At least the nerd was trying”

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Washington, D.C.
Outrageous! Homeless bums barbecue little girl’s weiner dog and wash it down with cheap wine they bought with mom’s $10 handout



  1. we love you michael and hope you come uot real soon.i loved your movie. i am 48 yrs old, i think you are so sexy and a hunk at the age. i wish i could give you a hug and kiss.you really deserved it.i am glad you are taking time off you have given to your fans for years and now it is your turn to be happy and enjoy your life with your family. i love you more.

  2. I believe with all my heart in Michael! He’s brilliantly and astronomically talented and intelligent in many aspects which people didn’t really understand, but i do. Although don’t know personally yet die-hard fan for life. Hope all the “mayors” of this crazy industry get exactly what they deserve! Don’t worry Mike cause I got your back 100%. This is like a modern day manifestation of Judas betraying Jesus where the “m” is the Judas. Mike stay strong, I’m like a faithful disciple in this “scenario”. If there was anyone who could do this it is you! And he will! Mike is the best whose ever done it! And yes there is One more person in this crazy world who believes, and thinks like Mike, speaking for myself. A strong person who is able to help Mike in any way because all things are possible with LOVE in your heart, you just have to believe. Belief is the bottom line of everything in life! Because Mike was plagued with this problem for a long time the power to control someone’s belief, but just remember people this: Whats the greatest trick the devil ever pulled on the world, he made people believe he didn’t exist!!!!!!Think about it. Mike gave the world something that no one else was able to do and in the way he did it, with the power of music, dance and his overall love of the Arts, the universal code of language. Oh how brilliant this man IS and cant wait til the time is right for him to show the world once again just how BAD he truly is! Love him, watch him everyday for inspiration of the better today,tomorrow! Mike see you soon!Thanks once again to him always able to make me smile, and feel so good! How else can we/IIIII give back to you Mike for all that you’ve done for this world? I’ll start with my unconditionaly loving support and….being there to hold, lift and carry…
    Love always and eternity,
    Theresa

  3. Dear michael jackson am not a huge fan but sense u died i thought they were something wroung so i checked up on youtube and all i saw was thosands of vids seying u was alive
    anyways all i want to sey am 12 years old and i hope u are alive because when u annouced those 02 concets (which wasnt u) i always wanted to go anyways i hope you and ur family can read this i love paris as afriend am a girl by the way prince michael is good-looking and blanket is sooooooooooooooooo cute and lotoya is funny as well as jemaine,tito,marlon,stevan janet and reebo are girl-power
    anywayz look michael all i want to sey is come back please all ur fans are heart-broken i am my friends are dissapointed i even got ma room full of u. ill always look u up on web and youtube i will get to the end of it night night xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  4. Michael,if you are still with us,pleeeeeeeease come back soon

    WE LOVE YOU

  5. HEY MICHAEL
    ME AND MY MUM WE LOVE YOU VERY MUCH SHE HAS ALL YOU CDS AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 25 OF SEPTEMBER AND I WOULD LOVE TO GET A HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR YOU MICHAEL IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD
    XXX

  6. ‘d Give his life for you Michael!

  7. Sorry.
    Asia of Polish.

  8. I also believe it!
    With all my heart!
    And if Michael is reading this, you will know that I love you more than my life!
    If I could I ‘d do anything for you!
    I love you very much, over my life!
    Asia in Polish.

  9. Really?

  10. After Micheal jackson furnel, that night he came into my home. I was in my living room lying down on the coach and micheral came in and would not let me sleep it was 12.00am.

    He had on all black, black hat black suite and tie and shirt and shoes.

    I spocke to him and said you can rest now. It’s ok.

    Since that time i have not seen micheal jackson.

    But i believe he was looking for a spirit like him that he could come to.

    What puzzles me is that in August of 1987 he came to visit me in the spirit. He had on his red jacket and red paints with the black X on it. I was suprise about this. I was writing a song at the time.

    Then in 1992 i was in a program and i had a dream that we got married. When i woke up my friends in the room said invite us to the wedding.

    Micheal Jackson thank you for coming to visit me and letting me see you once again. I will always cherish you and your work. You are what a person should be like. And i am thankful for you and your family.

    I hope that they read this story, because only they know what they put on him at the time of his passing. I would really like to know.

    With Love

    Stacy Smith

  11. eu acredito que vc esta vivo
    de todo coração!!!!!!!